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; The Blue Wave Offline Mail Reader v2.12 OS/2
; Copyright (C) 1992-1994 by Cutting Edge Computing
; All Rights Reserved.
; Sample Tagline List File
; Taglines generously 'donated' by Scott Malin.
; Lines beginning with a semi-color (;) and blank lines are ignored.
; Do not make any lines longer than this---------------------------->|
; Taglines may now contain the following macros. These macros will
; be expanded before the tagline is placed on the message:
;
; @N@ Whole Name in TO: Field of new message
; @LN@ Last name in TO: Field of new message
; @FN@ First name in TO: Field of new message
; @D@ Current Date, as in 20 Feb 92
; @DD@ Current Day, as in 20
; @DM@ Current Month, as in Feb
; @DY@ Current Year, as in 92
; @T@ Current Time, as in 23:59:00
;
; These Sample Taglines have been provided to get you started.
; Feel free to delete any that you don't like and "adopt" new ones
; of your own using the <Alt-A>, <Ctrl-A> and A keys while reading messages.
; Also, several systems offer Tagline files for download and FREQ.
; And last, but not least, is the TAGLINES echo on the Fidonet backbone
; which is an interesting source of new and adoptable taglines.
;
; A new feature with version 2.10 is the use of [command] tokens in the
; tagline list file. Below is a short description of the command tokens
; available:
; [ALTLIST]C:\BWAVE\TAGLINES.ALT
; This will force the reader to load and process an alternate tagline file
; when highlighted and selected in "Prompt" tagline selection mode.
; [HANCOCK]This line will execute John Hancock.
; This will force the reader to execute the John Hancock command line
; defined in the reader's SETUP menu (used as an alternate way to select
; taglines.
; [COMMENT]This line is a comment.
; This will display the text found after the [COMMENT] token in the reader
; tagline selection window when in "Prompt" mode.
Catch the Blue Wave!
The last thing I saw was this Big Blue Wave!
"Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message."
"What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"
Blue Wave - World Tour - 19@DY@
[COMMENT]
[HANCOCK]Pressing ENTER on this line will execute John Hancock!
[COMMENT]
[COMMENT]Pressing ENTER on the line below will load a new tag file.
[ALTLIST]C:\BWAVE\BWSIGS.TXT
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
He's got Blue Wave fever and it's spreading through the message bases!
All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on.
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon?
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
This BBS has achieved Air superiority.
What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
My other computer is a VAX.
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
(hic) BWave 2.10 (hic) BWave 2.10 * My computer is drunk ...
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!
BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo
Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo!
"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!
Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200!
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear!
Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.
Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
This tagline is made just for @N@
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap!
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it!
A feature is a bug with seniority.
ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ...
Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig.
Danger, @N@! Off-topic messages! Danger!
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
"Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the bridge"
Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
"Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
;
; Uncomment this one and insert your local phone company's name in there
;
;Line noise provided by Southern New England Telephone!
;
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
"Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpson
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epidemic!!
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)