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1994-03-27
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They look angry. What will you do?>
Dropping the towel, I begin to dance, twirling the beads around
my neck with the motion of the dance. I open the bottle of
Chivas, and still dancing, knock back a slug. I throw back my
head and laugh. Then I pass the bottle around, dancing from one
beautiful person to another. Then, realizing they have no
virgin on their hands, and thus no reason to toss me into the
local volcano (there *are* volcanoes still active in those
parts, right?), they stop my inept dancing and show me a few new
steps, and we all wind up in a drunken pile, groping or whatever
those natives do when they are drunk and have a friendly alien
in their midst.
Say, got any tickets to that island?