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; CUSTOM.DAT -- SLBIO Customization File
;
; Semi coloned lines are ignored
; End each line with a carriage return (by pressing return!)
;
; You may define upto 15 attributes using the # sign before the name of
; each one. The names must be 15 characters or shorter excluding the
; # sign. Following each trait name you may have a description, upto
; 10 lines long describing each trait. All traits are rated from 1-100.
;
; Use a ^ on a line by itself to signal the end of a description as shown
; in the example file below.
;
#Personality
1 : Dead beat, total zombie, sort of like talking to a gumball, you begin
gazeing into space with little or no provocation.
100 : Mr/Mrs congeniality, someone people just get along with, even Judge
Wopner likes you.
^
#Humor
1 : You dont even know HOW to laugh, you can't see the humor in ANY joke
especially the ones people are always telling about you behind your
back.
100 : Your practically a stand up comedian, you make EVERYONE laugh even
at your mothers funeral!
^
#Romance
1 : Totally hopeless, you can't even light a candle or work the stereo.
Your the type of person Gallagher describes as "if she even hints
she might be a little inclined, your in the door with your pants
around your ankles saying 'You WANNA?'".
100 : Your a pro at romantic EVERYTHING; candles, music, words, flowers,
remembering those important dates, on TIME, even your anniversary.
^
#Fidelity
1 : You cheat on everything, especially relationships, after all sex is
sex no matter how you get it, who it hurts, what disease you transmit,
who gets pregnant or how many times you use that lucky contraceptive!
100 : Your more faithful than any Dog ever thought to be, even the one
in that movie "Mans Best Friend", with the exception that your still
alive, of course.
^
#Kindness
1 : You kick puppies and rob homless people, your the person that opens the
door to your car on the off ramp and hits the old lady standing there
with that sign, "Hungry, Will Work For Food (but not much and if I get
injured, which I am very prone to, I WILL sue you and win because our
legal system is screwed!)". congrats!
100 : You'd break yourself in half trying to help almost anyone, even
Bill Clinton!
^
#Honesty
1 : Compulsive Liar, you lie about everything, even to yourself just to
stay in practice.
100 : You would'nt lie if your mothers life depended on it! Good thing
you at least made everyone laugh at her Funeral!
^
#Trustworthiness
1 : You'd steal the clothes off your own back if you thought you could
do it and make a profit. Your destined to be a White house politician
and steal candy from babies in their incubators.
100 : You give back lost million dollar lottery tickets to their owners
and actually enjoy it!
^
#Reliability
1 : You'd leave your grandmother stranded downtown at the bus station
and tell the wanna be gang members on the corner she had her
$2000.00 wellfare check (at least the 3 she had gotten around
to picking up so far, after all she IS waiting on the bus, probably
going out of state to get the rest of them.) and then circle around
with your new video camera (which you bought with her food stamps that
you sold for 50 cents on the dollar at the grocery store.) and film
the beating and THEN have the nerve to send it to "I WITNESS VIDEO"
and "HARDCOPY" for the money.
100 : Your always there when your needed, without fail, EVER. Even if you
have to walk up hill 155 miles barefoot, naked, with one leg covered
in gangreene, 2 broken arms (compound fractures, naturally), a partridge
in a pear tree and 200 pounds of books to school, youd be there, just
like your parents were.
^
#Dedication
1 : Your completely dedicated as long as the wind does'nt change direction,
your soaps aren't on or the President doesnt raise taxes (fat chance!).
100 : You NEVER leave anything incomplete, you work overtime for free on
Christmas and New Years Eve.
^
;#Number 10
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;#Number 15
;^
; Always end the file with a comment line followed by a return
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