Transcription: I have often observed that the thing mammoths love most, with the possible exception of eating, is to sleep in the sun. I found that the heat absorbed by a mammoth during the day could be employed in providing a hot shower. A mammoth can similarly be used to pass heat to a cold bed, the only problem being removing the animal at bedtime. As a commercial concern, a mammoth makes a fine heated bed clothes press. It is essential, however, to use nimble employees for this task, as the mammoth may resume its original position at any time.