Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: PEMETANI Whodini [FUTiLE] presents: Atomic Burial Don't you hate it on your birthday, when you are going through each present, altering physical aspects to make the present somehow able to be a Nintendo Tape, Computer Game, Red Box, or working 9 mm pistol, yet you get Dallas Mavericks shirts, underewear, tube socks, cheap cologne, and black sweat suites? If you do, talk to Bill. He can get you new shoes. You see, when some one dies, it is human tradition that you take the person's shoes, and hang them onto Bill's limbs. Bill is a Oak who spends too much time at the pub. If you get bill really drunk, he will give you a pair of those shoes. This pisses off the family, they have no were to put the anniversary Odor Eaters that the dead usually get. Sometimes the family will track you down, knock you out, and replace your Odor Eaters with their new ones. Don't be offended
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