Labels:text | screenshot OCR: FLICK OFF ! I Was Walkin' Down The Street, Close To Broke, Down To Circle K To Buy Me Some Smokes. I'm Quite Under Age, But Not So Easy To See, So I Make Sure To Bring My Fake I.D. Now The Clerk That's There Is Not Too Bright, I Quickly Order Up Some Camel Lights The Clerk Says To Me, "I.D. Please", So I Reach In My Pocket And Reply To Him, "Geez . . . He Says, "Ya Look A Little Younger Than 36, Ya Sure This Aint Some Stupid Trick?" This Guy Was Obviously High On Dope, So In A Slightly Deeper Tone I Reply, "Nope." He Looks At Me, I Try Not To Look Back, Just Playin' It Safe, No Eye Contact. I Dish Outta My Pocket, 'Bout Six Bucks, I Think To Myself, This Is Begining To Suck. He Gives Me The Smokes And Says, "Alright." I Say, "Keep The Change", And I'm Outta His Sight. As Soon As I'm Out, I Light Me Up One, I'm Punched Across The Face Before I'm Done. I Look To My Side And See Some Lunatic, He Yells At Me, "You Stole My Chick!" "Hey Man,", I Say, "I Don't Wanna Fight." "You Did My Girl!", I Say, "You Weren't Treatin' Her Right." He Tries To Take Another Swing At My Head, I Grab His Hand And Repeat Just What I Said "Oh Yah?" He Says, "Well Yer Momma's Fat!" Now Its Personal, I Say, "That's That!" I Punch Him 'Cross The Face, And Then His Balls, The Stupid Dumbass Begins To Fall. He Hits The Ground And Begins To Cough, I Say One Thing, "Flick Off!" 'Oh Yah," I Say, "Before Ya Begin To Spew, Keep This In Mind, I Did Yer Momma Too." C C 0 R ShiZniT -- R P P S S E F FLICK OFF 714-367-0251 S : Access Denied C: Voltage, Focus, Generic Equivalent, Shiznit, Nitro
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