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********** How To Rip Off Vending Machines ************
-iNTRo-
In my life, I have founded five ways to successfully rip off vending
machines. I hate it when your're REAL hungry, but you ain't got any
change. This will change! With these five techniques, you will never
go hungry again!
-Da FiRSt WaY-
This way is not really successful, but a friend told me about it and
I decided to check it out. It does work, but only for small skinny
things, like those small and skinny stuff. First, you need to move the
vending machine a foot or two away from the wall. Then you get a friend
and have him/her tip the machine over, just enough to make the machine
lean. Then rock the machine back and forth until stuff begin to fall
out. Make sure no one is watching.
-Da SeCoND WaY-
The second technique is a lot more successful then the first way, but
it requires more time and patience. If you have ever tried to reach your
hand up in the slot of the vending machine, there is a flap that pre-
vents you from reaching up. No problem, I figured a way out of this.
First, you get a metal coat hanger. Then you bend it straight. After it
is one long metal, you bend a hook at the top and make a 90 degree angle
at the middle. Then uou stick the wire into the machine and try to
"fish" for food. This requires practice, but once you get the hang of
it, you can easily clear out the whole machine.
-Da THiRD WaY-
This is the best way to get food from the vending machine, AND money!
It's a little messy, but if no one sees you, then you can get away. The
first step is to get an empty 2-liter bottle. Fill it up with water and
add a LOT of salt. Mix it up until ALL of the salt is dissolved. Now,
pour the salt water into the coin slot of the vending machine. Coins
should start dropping out of the coin return and food should be dropping
out. Impossible? Nope, I have tried this before and it really works.
How? Well, salt water is highly conductive. When a coin is dropped in
one of the machines, an electic switch is pressed and the machine knows
it got your money. When you pour salt water in the slot, it triggers
the coin switch and coins start to fall out, as well as food. If the
food doesn't drop out, then push the buttons and it should come.
-Da FouRTH WaY-
Now this step is the most successful, and known by the least amount
of people. For this you will need to prepair a dollar bill at home
first. Laminate the last 1/8 inch of the bill so the machine can still
read it, leaving. Now here is the trick, leave as much lamination
hanging off the edge as possible, preferable 12 inches or more. When
you put the dollar into the machine, hold on to the lamination and pull
it back out once it has been read by the machine. You should have
$1.00 of food or drinks without even paying for it. The lamination
may be substituted with tape, but I find it not successful.
-Da FiFTH WaY-
This is the easily way to get a free drink. Take a stick that's
strong enough. Go to a Coke machine and stick the stick in the slot
where the drink comes out. Go up and place the stick across the slot,
blocking the slot. When a customer comes by with change, and buys a
Coke, the Coke will deposit, but will not come out. Frustrated, that
person, will think it's broken and leave. Then, go and stick your hand
in the slot where the drink comes out and remove the stick. The Coke
will come out, and you got yourself a free Coke! This has never failed
me, and I have never been caught.
-ouTRo-
Well, I guess that's the end. If you have any questions or new ways
to rip off vending machines, then e-mail me on the BBS that you found
this file on. Just a couple of notes. I have tried these techniques and
I have found NO FLAWS what so ever. If you try one of the ways and it
doesn't work, then try it on another machine! Plus, if you get caught
by the police, don't blame it on me!
-PeaCe-
-fd!-
-THe eND-
-Go aWaY-