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  1. **** A trial scene from Monty Python                                       ****
  2. **** Transcribed 8/15/87 by Jonathan Partington ( JRP1@PHX.CAM.AC.UK )     ****
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  5. Bailiff (Cleese): I'm sorry I'm late, m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car
  6.                   park.  Don't bother to recap, m'lud, I'll pick it up as we go
  7.                   along.  Call Mrs Fiona Lewis.
  8.  
  9. (Enter Chapman, in drag)
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  11. Fiona Lewis (Chapman):  I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing
  12.                         but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they
  13.                         can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start
  14.                         the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and
  15.                         sixpence a pound, and him with a wooden leg, I don't
  16.                         know how she puts up with it after all the trouble
  17.                         she's had with her you-know-what, anyway, it *was* a
  18.                         white wedding, much to everyone's surprise, of course
  19.                         they bought everything on the hire purchase, I think
  20.                         they ought to send them back where they came from, I
  21.                         mean you've got to be cruel to be kind, so Mrs Harris
  22.                         said, so she said she said she said, a dead crab she
  23.                         said she said?  well her sister's gone to Rhodesia,
  24.                         what with her womb and all, and her youngest, fit as a
  25.                         filing cabinet, and the goldfish, the goldfish, they've
  26.                         got whooping-cough, they keep spitting water at the
  27.                         Bratbys, well they *do*, don't they, I mean, you
  28.                         *can't*, can you, I mean they're not even married or
  29.                         anything, they're not even *divorced*, and he's in the
  30.                         KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgoen, but I
  31.                         don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking
  32.                         and banging every night till the small hours, well, his
  33.                         mother's been much better since she had her head off,
  34.                         don't you talk to me about bladders, I said...
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  36. **** End of file TRIAL PYTHON ****
  37. **** From:  JRP1@PHX.CAM.AC.UK  ****
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