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umph - signifies that one of the characters have been mortally wounded
Ye olden tales (revised, no blenda, no pom pom dog)
Ye old sea man from many a year ago: ay, I am olden now, let me rest my
bones upon the good earth, that hath for so long eluded me in my great
jouneys across the seven seas! Arrrr!
Wench for a boy : O' pappy! o' pappy! please tell me a tale o' olden days!
Please o' please!
yosmfmaya: Ye wench for a boy, why should I, Arrrr?
Narrator : wench for a boy begins to thrash yosmfmaya thouroughly and leaves
none for else.
yosmfmaya: allright! ya win, ye wench for a boy ar-umph!
Wench for a boy : shutup (uppercut to the chin)
yosmfmaya : allright! ya win, ye
Wench for a boy : Shutup!! (punch to the abdominal)
yosmfmaya : arrrr!
Narrator : two begin to fight, causing great distress!
Chorus : arrrr! umph! whap! bang! u wong!
yosmfmaya : allright, you wi- umph! (sock to the stomach)
Wench for a boy : tell me a tale!
yosmfmaya : allright, yo-umph! (sock to the face!)
Wench for a boy : tell me a tale, NOW!!
yosmfmaya : (long period of silence) what do you think I am?
stupid, you think i'm going to talk ag-(sock to the face!)
Wench for a boy : TELL ME A TALE!
Narrator : you stupid wench for a boy, how do you think he's going to tell
you a tale if he can't speak! umph! (sock to the face)
Wench for a boy : allright old man! I'm giving you one chance, tell me a
tale with no prelude and I'll let your face remain intact!
yosmfmaya : allright, allright-umph (sock to the groin)
Wench for a boy : did I hear a prelude?
yosmfmaya : Many apologees to y-umph (you know what should be in the ()
Narrator : you stupid child, if you keep on-umph( ) then I'm-umph( ) going
to remove you from the-umph ( ) story!
Wench for a boy : No! I have control of this story! no one-umph!
yosmfmaya : ya dirty wench! I ain't taken no more from ye!
Wench for a boy : umph! ( ) wham! ( ) ugggghhhhh! ( ) whappo ( )
keel ( ) keeel ( )
Narrator : enough already, he's kealed!-umph! ( )
yosmfmaya : now listen all of ya! I'm goin' tu tell u tale, an' no un is
goin' to stop me!
Narrator : the story is over.
yosmfmaya : No! I must tell the story!
Narrator : the story is over, forget it.
yosmfmaya : no! this is my only chance!
Narrator : I said, tell it later! (as in, the next story)
yosmfmaya : no! No! I refuse to. No one is going to tell me what to do!
This is my story and...
Narrator : yosmfmaya continues to blab on until he is tired.
THE END
The DogCatcher