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*) Anarchist Phone Pranks Vol. IV (*)
*) 'THE 700 CLUB GAME' (*)
*) (*)
*) Typed and Edited by The 0mega. (*)
*) With Special Thanks to no one we could find. (*)
*) (*)
*) Infinity's Edge/The Krackartists -:- 805/683-2725 (*)
*) (*)
*) The Veiled Society/Greater Ring -:- 713/723-3116 (*)
*) The Cartel/Hacker Supreme -:- 206/825-6236 (*)
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Written 08/25/86 - 11:32:50 PST
(up-dated by Iron Man on 08/1/92)
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| call the Land Of Defiance (714)551-9057 |
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-Iron Man's note: be sure to read the special notice at the end.
Editor's Note: Spread this File everywhere and help fight scheming,
money-hungry, self-righteous Religious fanatics who would choke your Freedoms,
steal your dollars and make their holy clap-trap the Law of the Land.
Hey, Let's play the 700 Club game!
By now you've probably heard of the great victory of the Amerikkkan people
over the bigoted, sexist forces of evil -- THE MORAL MAJORITY. In less than 6
months, free-thinking people like yourself sent a clear message to the
meglomaniacal Jerry Falwell and his Right-Wing Stormtroopers. Amerikkka does
not need to have it's morality and values dictated to it by a group of
narrow-minded, self-righteous, elitist pigs! Thanks to the phone-in campaign -
THE FALWELL GAME - Rev. Jerry is many millions of dollars in debt and his
organization is in serious trouble. We may have stopped Jerry, but his good
buddy Pat Robertson and his "700 Club" are now posing a greater threat to our
liberty and Freedom than Jerry ever did. Not only does Pat regularly deceive a
large number of TV viewers of his "Christian" Broadcasting Network by bilking
them out of millions of dollars anually, but he is also running for the
presidency of the United States (Can you believe it?). In Michigan, Pat has
out-spent his right-wing rivals, Bush and Kemp, in preparation for the Primary
where and has a majority of the possible Republican delegates. He has proven
to be a formidable candidate for the Republican nomination and may become an
influential power-broker in the 1988 elections. Robertson's strength "lies" in
his ability to raise huge amounts of cash through TV appeals, free phone lines,
and direct mailings, not to mention generous support from rich Reactionary
greed-Heads and Corporations (and Joe-Q Businesspig). But, as has been shown
with THE FALWELL GAME, the power of the media can be turned against those who
seek to manipulate it. Once again, we turn to the phone as our weapon of
anarchy. Thus, again, a game:
THE 700 CLUB GAME
It is simple to play. You just pick up your phone and dial 1-800-446-0700
anytime 7 days a week, so they claim). When someone answers, just hang up.
CLICK<! There, *YOU* just cost Pat one dollar. I feel better already, don't
you? (I can just see Pat on the screen saying "I know someone out there has
been healed through the works of the Lord..." Just think how therapeutic
auto-dialing can be!) See how it all adds up? But do not just hang up. Talk
to the fanatic on the other end. Aggravate them - CAT's MEOW can be nice for
this sort of thing. Pledge money (Don't worry about paying it, though.) Get
in their mailing list (or get someone else on their mailing list, while you're
at it. Gotta spread some of that 'Good Word' around, you know!) - you receive
a monthly copy of "Touchpoint", plus you receive POSTAGE-PAID envelopes for
your donations. Send it back empty, so it costs them money for that, too. You
might even want to enclose pentagrams, charred ashes, passages from the Satanic
Bible, "The Book of Shadows", or lyrics - Pink Floyd lyrics from "The Wall" or
lyrics from Led Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" or Depeche Mode's "Blasphemous
Rumours" or something equally satanic to get your message across - that personal
touch. Be creative. Change your address while you're at it. And there's
always my trademark of sending monopoly money... And just think of the trouble
and expense it would cost them to send their monthly Blasphemer to addresses
that didn't exist or zip-codes yet to be assigned? That big "Return to
Sender/Postage Cancelled" stamped all over it should be a big thrill to Pat at
G.O.D. headquarters.
Remember, that number again is:
/%> 1-800/446-0700 <%\
Pat Robertson - a step in the Reich direction. Makes a good add-campaign
slogan, don't you think? So go ahead, let your conscience be your guide. Sound
the Fascist alert! Dial that number! Dial it at least a couple of times a
day; it doesn't cost *YOU* anything.
Call Infinity's Edge at 805/683-2725 and let us know about your progress
and scamming. Mention our Articles and where you've seen them and gain higher
access. We should be putting up our [L]ibrary within a week of this article's
publication - 1 megz at least. So check it out.
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| Brought to you by |
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| - I R O N -=- M A N - |
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| call the Land Of Defiance (714)551-9057 |
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+ S P E C I A L N O T I C E +
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+ +
+ the number mentioned above (1-800-446-0700) is not in service as +
+ of August 1st, 1992. However, this scam will work with any 1-800 +
+ number. 1-800 numbers are numbers set up by a party or company for a +
+ buisness, fundraiser ( etc.). They cost the caller NOTHING to call +
+ these numbers. Therefore, when you dial a 1-800 number, the call is +
+ paid for by the host (company usually, or christer groups looking for +
+ money) and not the caller. +
+ +
+ Anyways, while watching some off channel, wait for one of those +
+ commercials for those shitty products (ie. Abdominizer, or some miracle+
+ car wash thing) and try those numbers. Or watch tv on any Sunday and +
+ tune in to one of the Jesus shows on tv. they'll ALLWAYS put a number +
+ up to call. +
+ +
+ +
+ ....the suicidal Avenger.... +
+ +
+ - I R O N -+- M A N- +
+ p.s. did ya call the Land Of Defiance yet? (714)551-9057 +
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