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**** the Contradiction sketch ****
**** from "Monty Python's Previous Record" ****
**** Transcribed 9/17/87 by Jonathan Partington ( JRP1@PHX.CAM.AC.UK ) ****
Host (John Cleese): With me now is Norman St. John Polevaulter, who for the
last few years has been contradicting people. St. John
Polevaulter, why do you contradict people?
Polevaulter (Graham Chapman): I don't!
Host: But you... you told me that you did.
Polevaulter: I most certainly did not!
Host: Oh. I see. I'll start again.
Polevaulter: No you won't!
Host: Ssh! I understand you don't contradict people.
Polevaulter: Yes I do!
Host: And when didn't you start contradicting them?
Polevaulter: I did! In 1952!
Host: 1952.
Polevaulter: 1947!
Host: 23 years ago.
Polevaulter: No!
<GONG>
**** end of file CONTRA PYTHON 9/19/87 ****
From: JRP1@PHX.CAM.AC.UK
To: Clarinet@YALEVM
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