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ƒíre bombs and shít
author:chango
this is all about doing cool shit with fire, matches, bombs, etc. nobody
at toe has written about it, so i decided to.
to start off, go to a store and rip off the following:
■ a cigarette lighter
■ a big ass box of strike anywhere matches
■ one of those long barbecue lighters
■ gasoline
■ other liquid shit that will burn
so now you have these and say: chango! what the fuck do i do now?
first you need to find a GLASS bottle. fill it with gasoline half way.
now get POWDER washing detergent and mix it until is is about as thick as
honey. put gloves on and dip strips of newspaper in it and wrap them around
each other. when it dries, you have a napalm ball. (if you don't know what to
do with it, fuck you! you must be pretty fuckin' stupid! light it and throw!)
make as many balls as you like, then when you are done take the barbecue light-
er and light a piece of newspaper sticking out of the bottle then run like hell
because when it falls in... BaM! it makes a good bomb because the glass will
explode and if anybody is standing around it will get stuck in their flesh or
bones. ok. now you say "chango! what the fuck do i do with these fire balls?"
here's what i came up with:
■ light `em and throw it at somebody
■ put one in one of your family member's cereal
■ put them in a marksman slingshot and light it, and try to peg people working
on top of new houses
■ eat one. (shit, i dunno. it might do you some good)
■ make a huge one with a m-80 in the middle... then have fun
■ feed them to your neighbor's pet
the possibilities are endless. remember this is NAPALM and you can't put it out
you just have to wait for it to burn out... you could glue it to somebody and
light it... i once heard that you can unscrew a light bulb and pour the napalm
liquid in it the screw the bottom back on... when they light it...
and that bring me to something i call the "shooter" because it will shoot any-
thing into the air. ok ready?
step 1. get a glass bottle. not a small snapple one, but a fairly big one
step 2. take wd-40 and spray the inside of the bottle.
step 3. put anything you want into the bottle. make sure you sprayed it with`40
step 4. fill the bottle with a small amount of gasoline.
step 5. light. the object you put in the bottle (depending on the size) will
shoot anywhere from 25-100 feet in the air and now there is a bunch of cool
smoke in the bottle. everything that didn't shoot out of the bottle will be
burnt. i learnt how to do this yesterday when i almost blew my hand off --i
lit it with a lighter and shoved the lighter halfway into the bottle... n-e-way
lets get back to business...
ok. now what the fuck do we have here?
a bunch of little tricks! note:these are not mine, i found them in a bunch of
anarchy files off TQG and dopey's domain (which is no longer up)
ínstant ƒlame ┼hrower
take gasoline and pour it in a car's muffler. when it starts... ínstant ƒlame
┼hrower...
stínk up a building
take a 35mm film canister and fill it with sodium and flush it down the toilet.
it will stink up the whole building
DíSCLAíMER:
íƒ you die trying to do one of these too bad don't come bitching to me because
you have been warned. if you are a kid, shame on you for reading this! delete
it now! íf you are anybody else, you've been warned. only cool people should
try this.
chango -toe-