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"Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini"
[Down the stairway to dungeon level one ...]
The party laughed when they first saw her armor;
The amazon thought it was really chic.
And every Orc that she met tried to harm her,
But she survived without even a nick.
[One, Two, Three, Four -- Tell the people what she wore!]
It was an Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
That she wore in the dungeon today.
An Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
That so distracted the Orcs she did slay.
[One, Two, Three, Four -- stick around, we'll tell you more!]
[Down the stairway to dungeon level two ...]
The amazon fought a white drake undaunted,
Though its frost breath left her quite blue.
She found out while her armor's enchanted,
Every cold-based attack goes right through!
[One, Two, Three, Four -- Tell the people what she wore!]
It was an Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
That she wore in the dungeon today.
An Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
That gave her chills in the very worst way.
[One, Two, Three, Four -- stick around, we'll show you more!]
[Down the stairway to dungeon level three ...]
The party got to the fourth level stairway,
And I wonder what she's gonna do.
For a Rust Monster appeared in the doorway
And of course it surprised You-Know-Who.
[Five, Six, Seven, Eight -- Tell the people what it ate!]
It was an Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
That she wore in the dungeon today.
The Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
Had failed its save roll and crumbled away.
[And her longsword, shield and helmet
Became brown dust on the floor.
She was left with her sandals ...]
No, there wasn't any more!