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| Hate your foes/buds |
| and genraly all dud |
| stud, and mud dudes |
| THEN THIS IS 4 YOU! |
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Ok, you know how those assholes
you know think they are all cool
and mocho?? Well, this anarchy
is for you on great ideas on how
to get back at the jerk off(s)!!
1. You should always be armed
with all kindsa 'usefull'
anarchist's utilities!!
Such as rat poision, ajax, and
mostly chemicals and poisions..
2. To be a true anarchist, you must
be brave, have high access to
extreem materials (such as explosivs)
and be a pro with lotz of experiance
with what you are doing.
3. You must KNOW what you are doing
and not get distracted by others
and also know how to get outa sticky
situations..
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Lets get 2 it!
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Option 1 -
When the scum
brings a hamster
to wherever you
are (such as school)
take out your rat
poisioning and drop
it in the sucker's
watter. Or drop poisionus
food-pellots in it's cage and watch
it suffer once eaten!!
It is best to have
mouse trap with IRRISISTABLE
food in it and watch the
kid cry his ass off when he
finds his hamster's neck
caught in it with bloot wooshed
all over the fucking
cage. This REALLY gets the dude DOWN!!
(Try sneaking into the class during lunch piriod and
putting in the trap and watch the kid come back and see the
awfull results!!!!)
Option 2 -
During recess, take all the teacher's
disks and a felk-tip marker and write all
over the part the computer reads.. Diagram:
_______________________
| | ___
| |~~~~~~~| <-- possable| <-- If there is a label, draw | | signes all over
| ~~~~~~~~_____ label | +--|--+ the label!!!!
| / \ | | |___
| ( ) |
| \_____/ O |
| |
| ___ |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
|_________|___|_________|
Scrible here^^ all over that
opening (unprotected spot) and put it back.
Turn the disk over and scrible all over the
other side where the opening is there too....
(BE SHURE NOT TO DO THIS TO THE TEACHER'S
GRADEBOOK DISKS, OR YOU MAY AFFECT YOUR GRADES!!!!)
Option 3 -
You hate your teacher? Well everybody hates everybody's teach!
haha. Here is an EXELENT way to get back at her!!
If your teacher hasa desk lamb with a bulb from 15 to 100 watts
.. Then you are in luck. Look at her lamp and see what wattage
she/or he has in it. If it is 75, then go buy a 75, etc.
So lets say she/he has a 50 watt light bulb. Go to the store
and buy a 50 watt ligtht bulb. If you have a glass melting
torch, such as a hand-held propain torch, blow it on the bulb
in this spot - Diagram:
___
/ \
( )
\ /
/\_/
here__/ ▐█▌
Pooring thru the hole, fill the light bulb
with half gun powder, and the other half glue.
Seal the hole with expoxy or krazy glue and take
the bulb to school. Take the bulb out of the teacher's
lamp, and put in your bulb, when she turns on the light
glue and flame will be blown out EVERWARE!!!
THIS IS DEATH!!!! SO INSTEAD, FILL THE BULB
WITH FREASH DOG SHIT. THEN WHEN IT IS TURNED ON
THE WHOLE CLASSROOM WILL BE COVERED WITH A NICE
LAYER OF DOG SHIT, INCLUDING THE TEACHER!!!!!