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*--* Qmodem Session Capture File *--*
*--* Qmodem Capture File 01/01/80 00:29:48 *--*
ICEICE.BAB - Rice Rice Baby (by Rick Dees)
Rice-Rice Baby^M
Rice-Rice Baby^M
Rice-Rice Baby^M
Alright, stop!^M
Grab a table and a menu,^M
Ice is back in this oriental venue^M
Hungry! for a little chop-suey^M
I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fuey!^M
You know what you want?!?^M
Yo, can't decide. Column A column B I like fried,^M
Barbecue spareribs my fingers I'm likin'^M
waitin' for the main course Kong Pau chicken!^M
Spicy! I mean hot like a stir fry^M
If you can't take it, order Moo-goo gai^M
Pan! means chicken and mushrooms^M
While you're on the soup, the food is here to soon.^M
No substitution, but you get Hot Tea!^M
They say vegetables but that means Snow Peas!^M
If I get dessert, yo I deserve it,^M
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it,^M
Rice-Rice Baby^M
Rice-Rice Baby^M
You're eatin' sweet and sour!^M
but you'll be hungry in less than an hour!^M
Use chopsticks, it don't-it don't matter^M
Fingers were made for a poo-poo platter.^M
Egg-rollin'! With egg foo young,^M
My dinner is cookin' like Connie Chung.^M
Noodles on Stand-by chow-mein nearby.^M
Egg drop? No! I'm a won-ton soup guy.^M
Soy Sauce, hot mustard smokin'^M
My plate is clean and my fortune cookie's broken.^M
Bustin' a bite of mongolian beef.^M
Get a mint toothpick for my teeth.^M
Take out, leftover go-mei.^M
If I eat anymore I'll have a weight gain.^M
If I get dessert, yo I deserve it,^M
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it,^M
Rice-Rice Baby^M
Rice-Rice Baby^M
Rice-Rice Baby^M
Yo man, let's get outa here. Tip to the waitress^M
Rice,^M
Rice-Rice Baby^M
Rice-Rice Baby^M