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FREEMONE.TXT - How to make free money the anarchist way
SECTIONS
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THE FOLLOWING TUTORIAL WILL COVER
HOW TO GET THE BELOW FREE:
1. MAIL
2. ELECTRICITY
3. SUPER MARKET GOODS
4. MAGAZINES
5. PHONES
6. MISC.
MAIL
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METHOD 1:IF YOU LIVE IN A 'BACKWATER'
TOWN THEN SIMPLY PUT THE STAMP 1.5 INCH
ES DOWN FROM THE RIGHT CORNER AND
THE MACHINE WILL MISS IT. HOWEVER,NEWER
MACHINES CHECK THE WHOLE ENCELOPE FOR
'EM.
METHOD 2:PUT SOME TAPE ON TOP OF THE ST
AMP SO THAT WHEN THE MACHINE TRIES
TO CANCEL IT WONT COME OFF ON THE
STAMP! THEN WHOEVER RECIEVES IT CAN
PEEL OF THE TAPE (CAREFULLY!) AND USE
THE STAMP AGAIN!
METHOD 3:PUT THE ADDRESS FOR THE PERSON
YOU WANT TO SEND IT TO IN THE LEFT
CORNER (RETURN ADDRESS) NOW PUT A
NONEXICTING ADDRESS ON THE RIGHT.DONT
PUT A STAMP.NOW,THE POST OFFICE WILL
RETURN THE LETTER TO THE RETURN ADDRESS
WHICH IS REALLY THE PLACE YOU WANT IT
TO GO!
MAGAZINES
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METHOD 1:GO TO A DOCTORS OFFICE,BARBER,
OR ANY PLACE THAT HAS MAGAZINES.FIND
ONE YOU WANT TO 'SUBSCRIBE' TO AND
TAKE IT (UNDER YOUR SHIRT,ETC.).NOW,
WHEN YOU GET HOME PEEL OFF THE SUBSCRIB
ER LABEL (HAS NAME,ADDRESS) AND
SEND IT TO THE PUBLISHER (SAYS THE
ADDRESS UNDER THE TABLE OF CONTENTS).
WITH IT ENCLOSE A LETTER SAYING THAT
YOU ARE MOVING TO AND THEN GIVE YOUR
ADDRESS (OR P.O. BOX).FROM THEN ON
THE MAGAZINE WILL BE SENT TO YOU!
NORMALLY THEY WONT NOTICE...
SUPERMARKET
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METHOD 1: SOMEDAY WHEN YOU GO TO A
SUPERMARKET GO TO THE BACK OF THE
BUILDING INTO THE 'EMPLOYE ONLY'
SECTION.THERE (HOPEFULLY) WILL BE SOME
PRICE GUNS 'LYING AROUND'. NOW,SLIP
ONE INTO YOUR BACK PACK THAT YOU JUST
HAPPEN TO BE WEARING!! NOW COMES THE
FUN PART! GO OVER TO THE ITEM YOU
WANT AND MAKE A PRICE TAG FOR IT THATS
CHEAPER (MAKE IT REALISTIC THOUGH) AND
YOU CAN NOW BUY IT AT YOUR OWN PRICE!
DONT FORGET,STAMP A COUPLE AND HELP
OTHER CITIZINS!
METHOD 2:THIS WORK BETTER IN A DEPART-
MENT STORE THEN A GROCERY STORE...
FIRST BUY (LEGALLY!) A CHEAP ITEM
AND HAVE IT PUT IN A BAG.NOW,THROW
IT AWAY OR SOMEHOW GET RID OF IT.THEN,
GO BACK INTO THE STORE AND SELECT A
ITEM YOU WANT.STUFF IT IN THE BAG AND
GO TO THE CASHIER AND SAY "I GOT THIS
ITEM AS A GIFT AND I WANT TO RETURN
IT FOR CREDIT SO I CAN BUY IT IN A
DIFFERNT MODEL (OR COLOR)".SHE (OR HE)
WILL GIVE YOU THE CREDIT AND NOW BUY
WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR FREE! (IT WASNT
THAT HARD WAS IT?)
ELICTRICITY
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METHOD 1: THIS METHOD IS VERY SIMPLE,
JUST PUT A MAGNET OVER THE POWER METER
AND IT WILL SLOW IT DOWN.DONT FORGET TO
TAKE IT OFF BEFORE PG&E COMES TO CHECK
IT!!!!!
METHOD 2: THIS WAY WILL ONLY WORK IF
YOU HAVE A CHEAP SOURCE OF GAS.HOOK UP
A GENERATOR TO THE WALL SOCKET BUT
SHOOT THE ELICTRICTY THE OTHER WAY.THIS
WILL MAKE THE METER GO BACKWARDS!
MISC.
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METHOD 1:NEED SOME $$$? GO DOWN YO YOUR
FRIENDLY VENDING MACHINE AND OPEN IT UP
!
TO DO THIS BUY SOME AIR-HARDENING CLAY.
THEN,PULL IT QUICKLY OUT OF THE BOX AND
JAM IT INTO THE VENDING LOCK.MAKE SURE
YOU KEEP IT THERE A COUPLE SECONDS AND
YOU NOW HAVE THE KEY! AN ADVANTAGE OF
THIS IS IF SOMEONE SEES 'YA JUST CRUSH
THE KEY AS HARD AS YOU CAN AND IT WILL
BE JUST A LUMP OF CLAY!
PHONES
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NOTE:THIS IS TO GET FREE PHONES,NOT
PHONE CALLS!
METHOD 1:GO TO A LARGE HOTEL WITH A
SHOPPING BAG AND CLIP OFF A PHONE
IN THE LOBBY.THIS IS SOMEWHAT DIFF-
UCULT AS THEY ARE OFTEN LOCKED DOWN!
METHOD 2:GO TO A HOLIDAY INN OR
SHERATON AND CLIP THE TRIMLINE
PHONE FROM THE ELEVATOR!
MONEY
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METHOD 1:FOR EVERY PIECE OF AMERICAN
CURRENCY THERE IS A CORROSPONDING
FOREIGHN PIECE OF LESSER VALUE.
THE FOLLOWING IS A TABLE OF SOME:
QUARTERS:URUGUAYEN 10 CENTISMO
DANISH 5 ORE
PERVUIAN 20 CENTAVO
MEXICAN 10 CENTAVO
ICELANDIC 5 AURAN
DIME:MALASIAN PENNY
TRINIDAD PENNY
#14 BRASS WASHER
NAME HELD TO PROTECT THE GUILTY
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