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  1. Froφ Harper'≤ Magazine¼ MarcΦ 1987
  2. FOILIN╟ TH┼ DRU╟ POLICE
  3.      Froφ "Succes≤ iε Urinσ Testing,ó ß pamphle⌠ publisheΣ b∙ ì
  4. ByrΣ Laboratories¼ aε Austin¼ Texa≤ compan∙ tha⌠ sell≤ ì
  5. dehydrated¼ drug-freσ urinσ specimens.
  6.  
  7.      1« Neve≥ givσ you≥ firs⌠ urinσ oµ thσ morning« Thi≤ ì
  8. urinσ i≤ thσ mos⌠ concentrateΣ anΣ wil∞ yielΣ thσ wors⌠ ì
  9. results.
  10.      2« Iµ yo⌡ kno≈ yo⌡ arσ goinτ t∩ bσ tested¼ drinδ ß lo⌠ ì
  11. oµ wate≥ anΣ othe≥ liquid≤ iε thσ hour≤ righ⌠ beforσ thσ ì
  12. test« Thi≤ tend≤ t∩ dilutσ thσ sample.
  13.      3« Severa∞ over-the-counte≥ medication≤ ma∙ causσ urinσ ì
  14. t∩ tes⌠ positivσ fo≥ ß numbe≥ oµ illega∞ drugs« Mos⌠ commoε ì
  15. nasa∞ decongestants¼ fo≥ instance¼ caε causσ positivσ ì
  16. reading≤ fo≥ amphetamines« B∙ informinτ you≥ teste≥ tha⌠ yo⌡ ì
  17. havσ takeε sucΦ drugs¼ yo⌡ caε la∙ thσ basi≤ fo≥ aε appea∞ ì
  18. shoulΣ yo⌡ tes⌠ positive.
  19.      4« SwitcΦ you≥ urinσ fo≥ ß "qualityó sample« Drug-freσ ì
  20. urinσ caε bσ stored iε urostom∙ o≥ salinσ bag≤ o≥ iε condoms¼ ì
  21. theε hiddeε iε you≥ underwear« Kee≡ iε minΣ tha⌠ testinτ ì
  22. personne∞ ofteε checδ sample≤ t∩ seσ whethe≥ the∙ arσ warm.
  23.      5« Addinτ ammoniß t∩ you≥ samplσ wil∞ causσ reaction≤ ì
  24. tha⌠ rende≥ negativσ tes⌠ results¼ bu⌠ thσ smel∞ i≤ easil∙ ì
  25. detected.
  26.      6« Approximatel∙ │ percen⌠ oµ thσ populatioε i≤ ì
  27. incapablσ oµ urinatinτ iε fron⌠ oµ othe≥ people« Doctor≤ havσ ì
  28. nameΣ thi≤ phenomenoε "thσ blushinτ kidne∙ syndrome.ó Iµ yo⌡ ì
  29. havσ reasoε t∩ believσ tha⌠ yo⌡ ma∙ fai∞ ß urinσ tes⌠ anΣ ì
  30. havσ n∩ othe≥ options¼ inforφ testinτ personnel¼ afte≥ ß ì
  31. suitablσ interval¼ tha⌠ yo⌡ arσ simpl∙ unablσ t∩ producσ ß ì
  32. specimen.
  33.