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|||                   COmmANchE                       |||
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    Goin back to school is hell...... So I've put together this
phile to help you through the first few weeks!!

BACK 2 SCHOOL SURVIVAL KIT
2 or 3 bottles fo super/crazy glue
Mirror
Bomb or 2(instructions in phile)
Pack of smokes
Assorted fireworks
Egg (or sumthin else that smells when it rots)
Ziplock bag or Jar
About $2.00 in pennies
Lighter
Liquid soap

    *****Uses For Krazy Glue*****
Krazy glue has got to be 1 of the best inventions ever cuz it dries
fast and sticks hardcore!! You can use the shit to glue your next
class's door shut. Try puttin a little on the toilet seat. The
next guy who sits on it will just looove it! Hell.....Why not put
some on one of the seats as you leave class? Put some glue in the lock
of a classroom, the janitors really like that. Try gluing the teachers
pen to his or her desk, you glue alotta things to the teachers desk.
Try gluing pennies to the floor or anyplace else you think they'd look
good. Use your imagination and try spelling words or making symbols,
I'm sure an anarchy sign would look great on your desk! Another good
one is to glue a penny to the fire alarm handle, that way, when the
janitor tries to pull it off, the fire alarm should ring! And how
about krazy glue instead of tape for your "Kick Me" sign? the
possibilites are endless.

       *****Mirror*****
There aren't as many uses for a mirror as there are for krazy glue
but here goes. I  found that the most effective use for a mirror
would definetly have to be for getting locker combos. Hey you could
have all the locker combos of the people you hate, won't they be
surprised to find their locker empty when they go to switch books?
Well all you gotta do is stand behind the person opening the locker
with your back to the locker. I'm sure you get how to do this, cuz if
you don't know you gotta be a major lamer(God, I HATE that word)

    *****Explosives*****
Now there are infinite uses with these!! My favorite would have to be
using an M1000 to blow up some lamers locker. Since you already have
their combo(From the mirror) it should be a snap. First you need to
make an M1000, here's how.
How to make yourself a nice little M1000-
You will need the following:
1 Container (Vanilla Bottle or Pipe with capped ends workz great!)
1 fuse(a candle wick soaked in gas worx good)
1 beaker or jar
1 jug of distilled water
1 wooden bowl & spoon
1 sunny day
75 grams of sodium or potassium nitrate
15 grams of sulpher
10 grams of charcoal

Follow these detailed instructions carefully and don't kill yourself!
1. Carefully grind the sodium/potassium nitrate, charcoal, and sulpher
to a VERY fine dust with the bowl and spoon but keep them separated in
3 plastic baggies.
2. When all are ground, mix them into the beaker or jar and cover them
with distilled water.
3. Leave them out in direct sunlight on a sunny day.(this is the safes
t way to dry the black powder.
4. When the black powder is completely dry, scrape it into the vanilla
bottle or pipe or whatever you're using for the container then, before
you put the cap on, drill a hole just big enough for the fuse to fit
snugly and run the fuse about halfway into the bomb, then cap it and
wallah!! you have something capable of doing SERIOUS damage.
Now that that's over with, it's all downhill from here. Now you should
wait til' the victim has gone to his locker and left, or when no one is
around. Then you open the designated locker and place the M100 in it.
Now, unless you got a 2 foot fuse, your gonna want to use some sort
of delay. for those of you that don't have your own sort of fuse delay,
herez the one that i most commonly use. You take a cigarette and punch
a tiny hole thru the cigarette (not the filter) small enuff for the fuse
to fit snuggly in the hole. The closer the hole is to the end of the
cigarette (the end you light!), then the faster the bomb goez off, meaning
you should punch the hole as close to the filter as possible so you have
alot of time to get away.

       Fuse Delay Diagram
   ___________________________
  |________|_o________________|
   ^filter   ^hole  ^cigarette

Then light the cigarette, close the locker, and get the fuck outta the area!
When the guy comes to open his locker (if it's still in one piece!), he'll
find a nice surprise!!! Be sure to remember your firecrackers and misc.
fireworx. those can be used throughout the whole year. There's always
the old "cherry bomb down the toilet" trick!

    *****MISC*****
Crack an egg into a plastic bag and let it sit somewhere hot for about a
week or two. (MAKE SURE THE BAG IS SEALED TIGHTLY!) After it's been sittin
for however long, it should smell lethal. You can use this many ways, like
dump it in sumonez locker or open the bag and hide it in the classroom.
Another good one to do is piss in a jar and put it in someones locker,
that smellz very very bad! I'm sure you've heard of this one before, but
I liked it so much I decided to put it in. This is where the liquid soap
comes in. You can use it on concrete steps and handrails, just squirt a
little on and watch! You can also use it on tile hallways. try squirtin'
a little in the water fountains too. The key to fucking up your school is
to be CREATIVE! Well, that's about all I can think of that I haven't seen
other text philes.

If you have any other ideas on fucking with your school, you can reach me
at Connections Unlimited (213)XXX-XXXX or Mirkwood Forest (714)693-XXXX,
and if I get enuff I'll put em in another text phile and give ya credit!

                    ANARCHY....for a better tommorrow

    -COmmANchE