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(This is formatted for 40 columns.
Don't sweat it.)

        There are three things you
need on someone in order to really
annoy them.  They Are:

1>      Real Name (or at least
        family name)
2>      Address
3>      Phone #

How to get this data:

As The Rocker said in an earlier file,
the loze will often post his home fone
when he wants to trade wares.  If he
doesn't, leave him e-mail saying you have
the wares he wants, and to please leave
you his #.  As a last resort, if you know
the sysop reasonably well, ask him for the
number of the loze (all lozes use their
real numbers when logging onto a system,
remember?)

Once you have the number, do a CNA on it.
This will get you the name of the person
who pays the phone bill at the house.
(Although the A in CNA stands for Address,
they don't do that any more.)  So call
the "Customer Service" number of your local
BOC and say,
"This is <name from CNA> at xxx-xxxx (lozes
fone number).  I didn't get my last bill.
I think it might have been sent to my
partners residence.  Could you tell me the
address you have?" <or something>
copy it down as she says it.  If you miss
it, just say "hold on, I think I recognize
it.  Let me get a piece of paper..." she'll
wait, then read it to you again...voila...
you've got all the data you need.

(More customer service sabotage)
"Hello, this is <name> at <loze's number>.
I'd like to cancel service on my line."
She'll ask you your address, which you
have from the above step.

Card-free harrassment
=====================

Let's face it, some of us don't prefer
to card things.  There are plenty of ways
to have stuff sent to the loze's house
without having to crawl in a trash can
for a carbon first.

Columbia House will be glad to sign them
up for membership.  He'll get 13 free
albums for 1 cent.  Make sure and select
stuff like "Niel Sedaka's Greatest Hits",
"Tommy Dorsey Live", etc.

When you get your publisher's clearing
house or similar thing, sign up for 4
magazines and change the address to the
loze's address.  Whenever you see a pullout
card to subscribe to a magazine, for crying
out loud pull it out and have them send
him a subscription.  Next time you're at
Safeway, just go through all the "Knitting
News" and LHJ magazines and pull out the
cards.  Don't send him Vogue, he'd probably
get off on the pictures.  Just send him
as many mags as possible, and within 10
weeks he can open a newstand.

What's especially good is those "marines"
cards.  Tell them he's 18 and just
graduating from high school, and they'll
call him as well.

Call your local KKK branch (or get an
address from a KKK bbs) and order about 20
"KKK and proud" bumper strips.  Put on
loze's car (or his parent's car).

Call when he's at school.  When his mom
asks who's calling, say "Mr. Krack-Man"
or "Bioc Agent 003" or someone else
famous.  Or say "PacTel Security" and
if she asks why, tell her:  He's been
making illegal phone calls...this is
a little drastic and not my style,
though.

More things to say to mommy (or daddy)
"He threw a rock at my cat and we had
to put the cat to sleep"
"Ask him if he still wants that pot"
"Suzy says that he got her in trouble"

Of course, if his parents are under-
standing, he'll be able to convince
them that it was a joke...eventually...

Next time you're on The Source, send
him 100 mailgrams.  They should each
say something like "you're such an
asshole I can't believe it" and be
"from" someone they're friends with,
like the sysop of their favorite
board.  If they're not too intelligent,
this might give them a nervous
breakdown, though.

Put Call Waiting on his data line.

Take touch-tone off his line.  He'll
wonder why his calls aren't going
through.

If he's a "wanna-be" phreak and asks
you about hacking programs, be nice
and write him one...one that, after
hacking 30 or so numbers, starts
calling London Recorded Time
(011-441-246-8255), 911 (which has
ANI), then COSMOS (which also has
ANI)...this is called a Revenge Hacker
and is not my idea.  Again, it's a
little drastic.

Have a few pizzas delivered to his
house.  While you're at it, also
send some "escorts", Roto-Rooter
men, Fire Engines, Cops.  Prefer-
ably all on the same night...
(Note:  when sending police, just
say something like "My house got
burglarized last night", not
something like "I think there's a
robber in my bedroom".  They might
come with thier rifles and tear
gas, and remember, we just want
to slightly annoy this person, not
get him killed.)

If the person you want to annoy is
a Sysop:

Cancel his service (see above)
put call waiting on his line (also
see above)
Put his address on his own board.
That will really bother him...

Well, that's it.  Now Remember, I
neither advocate nor practice the
above mentioned activities!!!

-----------------------------------
Copyright 1985                Shark

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   Every city has one or more offices dedicated to assigning numbers to the
telephone wire pairs.  These offices are called DPAC offices and are available
to service Reps who are installing or repairing phones.

     To get the DPAC number, a service rep would call the old stand-by,
customer service number for billing information in the town the number the
phone is located in that he is trying to get the unlisted number of..  Okay?

     The conversation would go like this, 'Hi, San Fran this is Joe from San
Mateo Business office.  I need your DPAC number for the south end of town.'

     The information is usually passed out with no hassle, if the first person
does not have it or is not helpful, try one from a different prefix in the same
city.

     The 'rep' would then call DPAC (note;  he would have the listing info from
his own district; again he is calling from a nearby town).

     ''Hi, Dee-Pac this is Joe from San Mateo Phone Store, I need the listing
for 812 First Street.''

     The San Francisco will then give the number at the address requested.
There is no notation at DPAC if the number is listed or unlisted.

     The DPAC number for S.F. is, last time it was checked, [phone]....
     Call Collect...

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    How to get Revenge on Someone
    -----------------------------
Written by Black Fire and Capt. Cloner


  Everyone has an enemy that they would
like to seek revenge on without the
victim knowing who the aggressor is.
Here are ways that have been proven
effective in the field of harrasing
and/or annoying someone.

  Call the news papers, and adverise
an arctile similar to this:  "You too
can make calls free through MCI, ITT,
and other long distance services just
by making a local call.  For more
information, send a self-adressed
stamped envlope to:(fill in name and
adress with zip code)"  After this has
appeared in the papers, inform your
local FBI agent or police officer of
his ad.  You can also advertise an ad
like this: "Apple //e, 128k, 2 disk
drives, Amdek Color 3 Monitor, Hayes
Smartmodem 1200, and much more.  $750
or best offer. (phone number)".

  Another prank is to call house at all
hours, and post on all boards that a
new bulletin board is opening up at
his number.  Get everyone you know to
call him at all times (preferably late
at night.  Call answering machines,
and give the persons number and tell
them to call right away.  Also during
the day you can look up people in the
phone that have a "Mr. and Mrs." there,
and the wife will probably be home, but
not the husband, so tell the wife to
tell the husband to call your victim
as soon as possible and give number.
Call Taxi's, Exterminators, Pizza
deliverys, Catorers, Garages, Plumers,
Dog Funeral Homes, Flower and Ballon
deliverys, Moving Services, Singing
and Striptease telegrams, Junkyards to
remove garbage, report robberies and
fires at his/her house, Locksmiths,
order oil from several companies
(heating oil), order family portraits
taken at their home, sign him/her up
for the army, call realtors to put
house for sale, Septic cleaners, house
remodelers, call Bell + tell you are
having with phone, call cable company,
and call phone sex lines that call
back and give his number to call back.
Order plane tickets, send brochures of
all shit like colleges, beauty schools,
and all other things that send info.
on their place, and adress it to:
"DICK" and his last name.

  To have a little phun, drop by his
house one day, tie a chain to the back
of you truck/car and the other end to
the victims mailbox.  Take off, and no
more mailbox.  Also, throw eggs at
house and cars, piss on cars and is gas
tank of cars.  Get 300 sheets+ of paper
and put in a paper shreader and after
it is in 1" by 1" pieces, throw all
over his lawn in various places.
Another fun thing is to bring along
a baseball bat and knock the shit out
of his mailbox.  Send mail with not
enough postage to them, and wrap up
bricks and rocks and put no return
adress on them and drop in a mailbox.
Get a library card out in his name, and
take out books and don't return them.
Lay tacks on either side of tires of
his car so either way he will run over
them.  Take weed killer, and pour it
on his flower garden or put your
initials on his front yard with it so
it will show up with dead grass.  You
can also use the old trick of laying
dog shit on his front porch.  Pour
grease all over driveway and steps,
dump your garbage cans over front yard,
when he puts his garbage at the end
of the driveway, dump the cans over the
street so he will have to pick it up in
the morning.  Smear warm tar on his
car windshield, and that shit isn't
coming off.  Crazy Glue or stick gum
over and in his car locks, and if he
goes to school do the same to his
locker.  Catch fish, and let them sit
out in the sun for a day, and that
night lay the fish in their front yard.
Lay cow shit in their air conditioner,
 and stick sticks in the between the
fan blades for the air conditioner.
The toilet paper around their trees is
always good, and wet toilet paper and
stand out in the street and whip them
at their house, and when it dries, it
is hard as rock stuck to their house.
If they leave toys out, stick skate-
boards under car tires, rip heads off
of dolls, pull seats out bikes, and
let air out of bike tires.  You can
also ride by in the car with your BB
gun, and try your target practice.
Some of this has been tried, and some
not, but remember that it is best to
be near them when these happen, so you
can see their faces.  Never hint who
you are, and warn that you are not
finshed yet.  The best weapon you have
is your phone, because they can't keep
their phone off the hook 24 hrs. a day.
If they take the phone off the hook,
try back in 1/2 hour, and it will be
back on.  Most of these have been
proven effective, and the others will
most likely effective.  We have sat
here for hours thinking of every
possible method of harrasing, bothing,
and annoying someone to the point of
insanity.  This has been written by
Black Fire with the help of Captain
Cloner.  We will be writing more as
soon as more ideas are tested.  You
will be hearing more from us.  Have
fun, and remember this is only a game!

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     This is a guide for Anarchists and can be funny for non-believers and 12
and 13 year old runts, and can be a lexicon of deadly knowledge for True
Anarchists... Serious damage is intended to be dealt here. Do not try this
stuff unless you want to do a lot of serious Anarchy.

[Simulation]

Asshole - 'Listen, you little teenager punk shit, shut the fuck up, or I'll
knock you down!'

Anarchist - 'O.K.....You can't say I didn't warn you. You don't know my true
power...' (soooo casually)

Asshole - 'Well, er, what do you mean? Anarchist - '<demoniac grin>'

As you can see, the Anarchist knows something that this asshole doesn't...

Contained within is information only recently released by The Inner Circle of
312 & 215 Anarchists.


       [Operation Fuckup]

Geta wheel barrel or two.Fill with gasoline. Fill with gasoline. Get 16 rolls
of toilet paper, unroll & drench in the gasoline. Rip to shreds in gasoline.
Get asbestos gloves. Light a flare (to be punk), grab glob of saturated toilet
paper (you can ignite the glob or not). Throw either flaming or dripping glob
into:
 any window (picture is the best)
 front doors
 rough grain siding
 and best of all, brick walls.

First of all, this bitch is near impossible to get off once dried, and is a
terror to people inside when lit! After this... during the night, get a pickup
truck, a few wheel-barrels, and a dozen friends with shovels. The pickup can be
used only for transporting people and equipment, or doing that, and carting all
the dirt. When it gets around 12:00 (after the loser goes beddie - bye), dig a
gargantuan hole in his front yard until about 3:00. You can either assign three
or four of your friends to cart the dirt ten miles away in the pickup-bed, or
bury his front door in 15' of dirt! After that is done, get three or four
buckets of tar, and coat his windows. You can make an added twist by igniting
the tar when you are all done and ready to run! That is if the lose has a
house. If he lives inside an apartment building, you must direct the attack
more toward his car, and front door. I usually start out when he goes to
work...I find out what his cheap car looks like, and memorize it for future
abuse...It is always fun to paint his front door (apt.) hot pink with purple
polka-dots, and off-neon colors in diagonal stripes. You can also pound a few
hundred or so four inch nails into his front door (this looks like somebody
really doesn't like you from the inside). Another great is to fill his keyhole
with liquid steel so that after the bastard closes his door - the only way to
get back in is to break it down. If you can spare it, leave him an axe - that
is, implanted three inches into, and through the door! Now, this next one is
difficult, but one of the best! Get a piece of wood siding that will more than
cover his front door completely. Nail two by fours on the edges of the siding
(all except the bottom) so you have a barge - like contraption. Make a hole at
the top that will be large enough for a cement slide. Mix about six or seven
LARGE bags of QUICK drying cement. Use the cement slide to fill the antichamber
created by the 'barge' that is around his door. Use more two by fours to brace
your little cement-filled barge, and let the little gem dry. When it is, remove
the 'barge' so only a stone monolith remains that covers his door. Use any
remaining cement to make a base around this so he can't just push it over.When
I did this, he called the fire department, and they thought he meant wood, so
they brought axes. I watched with a few dozen or so other tenants, and laughed
my damn ass off! This is only his door!After he parks his car for the night,
the fun really begins...I start out by opening up the car by jamming a very
thin, but loack - inside and out! Then proceed to put orange-juice syrup all
over the seats, so after he gets through all the other shit that you do, he
will have the stickiest seats in the world. You can then get a few Sunday
papers, and crack one of the windows about four inches. Lightly crumple the
papers, and continue to completely fill the inside of his car with the
newspapers. A copy of the Sunday New York Times will nicely fill a Volkeswagon!
What is also quite amusing is to put his car on cinder blocks, slash his tires
at the top, and fill them with cement! Leave the cinder blocks there so that,
after he knocks the car off of them, he will get about 3 miles to the gallon
with those tires, and do 0 to 60 in about two minutes! It is even more
hilarious when he doesn't know why the hell why! Another is to open his hood,
and then run a few wires from the sparkplugs to the METAL body. The sure is one
HOT car when it is running! Now, I like to pour two pounds of sugar down his
gas tank. If this doesn't blow every gasket in his engine, it will do something
called 'carmelizing his engine'. This is when the extreme heat turns the sugar
to carmel, and you literally must completely take the engine out and apart, and
clean each and every individual part! Well, if this asshole does not get the
message, you had better start to get serious. If this guide was used properly &
as it was intended (no, not as kindling for the fire), this asshole will either
move far away, seek professional psychological help, commit suicide, or all of
the above!

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