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FUN WITH ALKA-SELTZER
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The asshole next door:
[1] During the night (or when they're not home)
take 10 packs of the old Alka-seltzer and drop it down his
hose, then fill the open end up with Glue (a caulking gun
works best). Then wait till he tries to water his lawn and
watch the hose explode in his face.
[2] Break up the Alka-seltzer and sprinkle it all
over his lawn.
[3] Feed it to his dog. (It makes them Fart
Bad!!!)
[4] Put it in his Gas Tank of his car. The more
you put in the better.
In the Supermarket:
[1] Hide one in a Tampon.
[2] Empty out a nose drop bottle. Then break the
Seltzer up into dust size pieces, and put them in the
bottle. Re-seal the bottle and put it back on the self.
[3] Put it in Tooth Paste.
In School:
[1] Drop one in the Fish Tank in Biology.
[2] Shove some down the drain holes in the Drinking
fountain.
[3] Place one in a hamburger during lunch.
[4] Drop it in somebody's project in Chemistry.
(You get some strange effects with this one!)
At the park:
[1] Feed alka-seltzer to a seagull and watch them
explode.
[2] Give it to little children and tell them it's
candy.
*END*