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Pool Fun n:n:ucucpp-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+by the Jolly Roger
First of all, you need know nothing about pools.-+The only thing
you need know is what a pool filter looks like.-+If you don't know that.
Second, dress casual.-+Preferably, in+black.-+Visit your
"friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!)-+Then you
reverse the polarity of his/her pool,+by switching the wires around.
They are located in+the back of the pump.+This will have quite an
effect when the pump goes on.-+In other words.-Boooolalae e mmm!
Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice- versa, the
4th of july happens again.
Not into total destruction??? When the pump is off, switch the
pump to "backwash".-+Turn the pump on and get the phuck out! When you
look the next day, phunny.-+The pool is dry.-+If you want permanant
damage, yet no great display like my first one mentioned, shut the
valves of the pool off.-(There are usually 2)-+One that goes to the
main drain and one that goes to the filter in+the pool.-+That should
be enough to have one dead pump.++The pump must take in+water, so when
there isn't any...
Practical jokes: +these next ones deal with true friends and
there is *no* permanent damage done.-+If you have a pool,+you must
check the pool with chemicals.-+There is one labeled orthotolidine.
The other is labeled alkaline-(ph).-+You want orthotolidine.-(It
checks the chlorine).-
Go to your local pool store and tell them you're going into the pool
business, and to sell you orthotolidine-(a
CL detector)-+-Buy this in+great quantities if possible.++The solution
is clear.-+You fill 2 baggies with this chemical.-+And sew+the bags to
the inside of your suit.-+Next, go swimming with your friend!
Then open+the bags and look like you're enjoying a piss.-+And anyone
there will turn a deep red! They will be embarrased so much,
Especially if they have guests there! Explain+what it is, then add
vinegar to the pool.-+Only a little.++The "piss" disappears.
HAHA!!-+-+-+-+-+-------p p p p p p Jolly Roger