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This is a stupid program I wrote one day when I was REALLY bored. It's
very simple, but it can be remotely entertaining when you're in the
right mood. What it does is converts normal text (like this) into the
style similar to that of a lamer. While it is nearly impossible for a
machine to correctly mimic the stupidity and unpredictibility of a
lamer, this program generally does a good job of making text similar to
thiers. This is especially useful when you have to communicate with
such creatures. It is not recommended for use on resumes, BBS
applications, or anything that you're planning to show to anyone with
any sort of status at all.
How you use it:
tolamer <normal.txt >lame.txt
Here's what this file looks like after it's been LAMERIZED:
tHIs Iz a stuPID PR0gRam I wRoTE oNE dAY WHEN i WAz rEalLy B0Red...... it's
VERY siMpLE, BUT IT CAN Be rEM0Tely eNTErTAINIng WHEn Y0U'RE IN THE
RIGHt Mo0d....... wHAT IT D0Ez iz CoNvErTs N0rMAL TeXT (LIKe THIz) InT0 ThE
zTYlE zIMIlaR To THaT 0F A LAmeR....... wHIlE IT Iz nEARLY IMp0zsIBLe F0R A
MAChINE to C0RReCTLy MIMIC THE stUPiDitY AND UNPReDICTiBiLITY oF A
LAMer, THIs PRoGRaM GenERallY Does A G0oD j0B oF MaKinG TeXt siMILAR t0
THIERz........ THIs iz EsPEciALLY UzeFuL wHEn Y0U HAVE To CoMMUNICATE WITH
suCH crEATUREs........ iT Iz NoT REC0mMENdEd F0R UsE 0N REzUMEz, bbZ
APPLICATIoNs, oR aNYThiNg ThAT YoU'rE pLaNNING T0 sHoW T0 ANYoNe WITH
any zoRT oF sTaTUs at ALl.........
h0W you UzE IT:
toLAMeR <n0rMAl........TXT >LAME.........TXT