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|/ \ |/ \| | \/ \| Volume 1 Issuse 1
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How To Rip Off Society Today
The Author is not responible for any of the readers actions due to reading
this article, it is for education purposes ONLY! If you are dumb enuff to try
these nifty little tricks, DONT GET CAUGHT! Cuz i'm not goin to court with
your lame ass!
ßÆSαc.rain
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Rippin off Video games
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This trick will only work on the older arcade games, not the new ones like
Mortal Kombat 3 or whatever. Ok 1st make sure no store workers are around now
you stand on your tip toes and reach on the VERY top of the machine. You feel
a switch? GOOD! Flip the switch, this will turn the machine off. Now turn it
back on you lame ass! Ok now this should give you a free game. The switch is
sometimes located on the back. Cant find the switch you say? The pull the
plug, that all wayz works.
This is another method that i highly recommend.
First of all you will need a bag of pennies and an arcade game that doesn't
have one of those metal blockers at the slot where you get change if the machine
doesn't take your quarter. All you will need is a finger. Now when you find a
machine with no blocker put your finger in the slot and feel around. You will
probably feel two slots. The first one gives you your quarter back, but if you
put a penny in the first slot you will get a game that only cost a penny. The
method I use to put the coin in is I first position the penny in the middle
slot. This is the second slot from the left. Usually the middle. Now put the
penny a little bit into the slot. Next put your finger under it. Now try to
flick it up. Once you flick it up high enough you will get a game for a penny.
Now that was easy. Now get to work. It's as easy as that. If you get good
enough you could save maybe 100 dollars by just using pennies. Look at it like
this. For 100 pennies, a dollar, you can get 25 dollars worth of games. So you
save 24 dollars everytime you spend 1 dollar in pennies.
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Rippin Off Vending Machines and Arcades for next to nuthin
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Here is a nifty little trick that you can use to get free stuff (well almost)
from a vending machine, it can also be used on arcade games. What you'll need
is some nickles, a quarter and a hammer. Go into your garage and start pound-
ing the hell out of the nickels untill they equal the same size of the quarter
Be sure to check the size of the nickel every so often, so it doesnt get too
big, and be sure to hit it HARD!
Another way to rip off vending machines is to get a 2 liter bottle and fill it
up with either salt water from the ocean or home made salt water. Now take the
bottle and puor all the water into the dollar slip, this will overdrive the
piece and make it pour out money as well as food! This really works!
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Gettin Into The Movies For Free
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Just go up to the bouncer (the dude who rips the tickets in half) and aske the
lamer if you can use the fone. Then go pretend to use the fone, and when hes
not lookin, bolt into the movie you want to see. If you get caught just
explain to the loozer that you were simply looking for the bathroom, or (i
love this one) start speaking a different language, the can never understand
since most of them are pimply face dweebs that flunked high school. They will
eventully kick you out, but its funny as hell!
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How To Rip Off Newspapers
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Materials Needed:
1) Thin wire coat hanger
2) Pair of wire snips
(not too much to ask, huh?)
Steps:
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1) So, you got your / \ 2) With your wire snips,
coat hanger. The / cut the bottom piece
only part you ______/\______ off. (Refer to dia-
will need is the a/______________\a gram: a=where to cut)
bottom piece. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(underlined with
a '^')
3) Now you have a straight piece of wire
roughly 15 or 16 inches long. You
now want to slightly curve this piece
of wire. To make a the perfect curve,
put the wire on a basketball (or a
soccerball, you have the idea) and
bend the wire so it has the same curve
of the ball. If that makes no sense to
you, just make a nice even curve in the
wire.
You now have a newspaper vending machine opener!! To use it is quite simple.
Stick it into the coin slot of the newspaper vending machine that has the
paper you want to get for free. Stick it in allthe way. There is not need
to be forcefull, it is *very* easy to open. Wiggle the hanger around until
you hear the latch open. Pull the door down, and steal as many papers as you
like. Isn't that simple? This works on every newspaper vending machine you'll
come upon. Just keep jiggling the hanger until it pushes the latch open. It
gets easier and quicker with practice. I can open any newspaper vending
machine in the matter of 4 or 5 seconds.
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Shoplifting
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If you dont know how to do this, you should'nt try any of these tricks, but Im
sure you all know how to steal just be sure to check out for 2 way mirrors and
cameras. Beware! Cameras have sound recorders too, so if you are with a friend
keep your mouth shut! The best stores I know of to rip off is BIG ones like
markets or Price Club, the smaller stores tend to have cameras loaded every
where. When you plan on stealing, wear tighty whities, not boxers. When you
rip the object off, stick it down your pants, that is the most unlikely place
that they will "feel" for you.
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Penny Pop Scam
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Get one 3 of those nickle rolls. Fill em up with pennys! Now run into a busy
store and explain how you work at the store accross the srtreet and you need
5 dollars because you are out and all you have is nickles! They will quickly
give you 15 bucks, never come back, NEVER! You just got 15 bucks for $3.36!!!
....well thats it for this issuse of Rain, you little anarchists! Raise hell
and party!
c-ya