The Unsorted BBS Collection/thegreatunsorted.tar/thegreatunsorted/misc/pooh.tag

Text File | 1994-10-22 | 9KB | 169 lines

"Bother" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother" said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for 'teddy' style.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS.
"Bother" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother", said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother", said Pooh and inhaled.
"Bother", said Pooh as Beavis & Butt-Head began to roast Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother", said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape
"Bother", said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother", said Pooh as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother", said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother", said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill.
"Bother", said Pooh as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up.
"Bother", said Pooh as he tried to install OS/2.
"Bother", said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL
"Bother", said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother", said Pooh as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother", said Pooh as his regeneration failed.
"Bother", said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother", said Pooh as the bungi cord broke.
"Bother", said Pooh as the condom came away in his hand
"Bother", said Pooh as the police closed in.
"Bother", said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother", Said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother", said Pooh, "That's the last of the pot."
"Bother", said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'.
"Bother", said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother", said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his message base....
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his source code ...
"Bother", said Pooh, and erased his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and garotted another passing proletariat.
"Bother", said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother", said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother", said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX v4.00.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX TLX v4.00.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX v4.00.
"Bother", said Pooh, and then deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother", Said Pooh, and twited his moderator.
"Bother", said Pooh, and twitted @N@.
"Bother", said Pooh, and twitted @TO@.
"Bother", said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huuny.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the place.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother", said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tiggers.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he paid £5 extra for "teddy" style
"Bother", said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother", said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill
"Bother", said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbitt drive up.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother", said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to install Windoze.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurves.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his rectum exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the bungi cord broke.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother", Said Pooh, I need a sauce for piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh, It's your husband and he has a gun.
"Bother", said Pooh, Lock phasers on that heffalump!
"Bother", said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot.
"Bother", said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother", said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother", said Pooh, when Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother", said Pooh.
"Bother", signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language...
"Bother," said Barney, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
"Bother," said Odo as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realised that his Visor was a hair barrette.
"Bother," said Pooh as he started to install Windows.
"Bother," said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother," said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother," said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he >SWIPED< a better tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised he didn't fit ANY demographics
"Bother," said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bungee cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIFs.
"Bother," said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet .
"Bother," said Pooh, in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Tigger came "out of the closet".
"Bother," said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother,"said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.