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( "Creative Mischief And Revenge" )
( written by Shadow Virus )
( Version 1.0, last updated March 1996 )
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DISCLAIMER AND ASSORTED STUFF:
Everything in this file is intended to be used for
practical purposes - in other words, go out and do
it! I tried to keep the mischief easy to do, cheap,
and fun, and there is nothing in the revenge section
that could really hurt someone, but boy, can you sure
annoy/confuse people with so little effort! :)
All my files can be found stashed on:
Digital Decay BBS (714) 871-2057
This is File #2 written by me, File #1 was "new and
inventive places to go trashing", TRASH.ZIP
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MISCHIEF! What in hell is mischief?!?! Well, mischief is
stuff you can do to really annoy people. Mischief is
also good for just generally goofing around and impressing
your friends. :) I've divided both the mischief and
revenge sections into a format where you read the
ingredient and then all the stuff you can do with it.
A. Glue (Super Glue, Krazy Glue, anything but Elmers)
1) Get about ten dimes, or preferably quarters.
Place these anywhere people will see them - on the
sidewalk, on benches, on fire alarms, on lockers, etc.
Make sure they're in plain sight - you want people to
see them. Glue them down firmly, then enjoy watching
people try to pick up the coins with no success and
a lot of frustration. :) Just a note about the fire
alarm: I have heard - although not done it myself -
that the coin can be glued in such a way that when
someone yanks on it to get it off, the fire alarm
goes off.
2) Glue down everything you see. Glue pencils to
desks, glue leaves to street signs, glue toilet paper
to tree trunks. Observe benches in the park; see where
people commonly sit down and arrange to sneakily drop
some glue on the spot. Even though it rarely glues them
to the seat like you see on movies, it does leave a
very annoying wet-looking patch on the backside of their
clothes. :)
3) Get creative with your glue! Remember, the
point is to either annoy or confuse people. Glue
empty, addressed, stamped envelopes to the inside
door of U.S. postal drop-off mailboxes - you know
how you open the door, place your mail on the inside,
and close it to drop the mail in? Glue the envelope
firmly there; the person opens the door to drop their
mail in, sees your letter, closes the door, reopens
it, looks confused, tries to pry up the letter, and
gets even more confused. :)
4) If you really like confusing people and
hiding to see their reactions, remember that the
best way to confuse someone is to change something
normal. For example, glue tree leaves to noticable
flowers like roses; glue fake birds (you can buy
these at craft stores) to people's windows; glue
computer disks to the tables in computer labs or
beside the library's computers, as if someone left
it there by accident.
5) And about gluing things to tables: try smaller
things like paper clips or erasers; also be sure to glue
down a few papers.
B. Alphabetic letters. (The 3" kind you can buy at
places like Staples, they're stickers and look pretty
professional).
1) Modify street signs. Paint over the words with
white paint, then put your letters into the word you'd
rather have. "NO BIKE RIDING, SKATEBOARDING, OR GOLFING
AT ANY TIME" is one we have at my school; whenever I
get the chance, it becomes "NO BIKE RIDING, MASTURBATING,
OR GOLFING AT ANY TIME".
2) Like I said, be creative. Put letters on public
benches saying WET PAINT or NO SITTING ALLOWED; change
10 MINUTE PARKING to 100 MINUTE PARKING with the
numerals that come with the package of letters.
C. Dish soap. (Like Joy or Ivory; you know, dishwashing
soap).
1) Shove some modeling clay or bubble gum down a
drain; public sinks (like in public bathrooms) are best
but drinking fountains work well also. Dribble a fair
amount of dishwashing soap onto the makeshift seal (put
the clay/gum far enough into the drain so it isn't
instantly noticeable). The next time someone uses it,
massive amounts of bubbles will come flooding from the
drain, thoroughly confusing the person. :)
2) Buy the "lemon scent" kinds - the scent is
always pretty damn strong. Drip it on benches, desk
seats, in the corners of rooms, etc. People try to
locate the source of the scent and never quite can. And
if they sit down on it, the scent gets on them, and if
they try to wash it off with water, it makes it stronger.
Of course, no lasting damage, as it will come out when
they wash their clothes in the washing machine. :)
C) And yes, for you malicious people, putting
dishwashing soap on sidewalks makes them incredibly
slippery.
D. Spiders. (No, not real spiders; I mean the plastic
spiders you can buy at toy stores, 100 for like $3).
1) Glue a spider anywhere they will be noticed.
Glue them in the corners of rooms, tie a thread around
them and tape them to the ceiling so they dangle, or
glue them - this is terrifying - to a light switch, so
when someone feels their hand across the wall to turn
on the light in the dark, they feel it and usually
scream. People have this instinctive fear of spiders
and you can always use this to your advantage.
2) For scaring a specific someone, buy one of
the hairy tarantulas they sell at toy stores. They
usually have fur on the butt, and feel/look pretty
realistic when catching someone by surprise. Glue/
tack them in corners of rooms, or wait until the person
has gone to sleep, sneak into their room, and suspend it
so when the person wakes up, the first thing they see is
a tarantula hanging five inches from their face. This
usually works well on family members, but don't expect
them to speak to you for awhile. :)
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REVENGE! If you need me to tell you what revenge is, you
shouldn't even be reading this file. ;) The format here
is slightly different - instead of listing ingredients,
it lists a specific way to target someone, such as Cars,
Lockers, Houses, etc.
A. Lawns
1) Bleach works well on lawns. Bleach instantly
kills grass, turning it white. This works very well for
spelling out words on someone's lawn in large white
letters. Also, short of digging up the grass or replacing
it with fresh sod, there is nothing they can do except
wait a few weeks for the bleach to wear away and new
grass to grow, obscuring the message. Of course, then you
can go do it again. :)
2) Think back to election time when you saw all
those signs in people's lawns; stuff like "AL KINNINGTON
FOR SCHOOL BOARD" or "CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT" - you know
the type. Take this idea and make a few signs - maybe
"<insert full name> FOR QUEEN OF THE YEAR" for a guy and
possibly "<insert full name> FOR MISS DYKE 1996" and
stick them in their lawns. Of course, when they notice,
they'll remove it, but in the meantime, people driving
by will have noticed and be laughing their asses off. :)
B. Lockers (For us lucky high sk00l kids ;>).
1) Go to the nearest AmPm or McDonalds; usually
they will have, outside, newspaper dispensers, and
some of these will usually be the cheesy $1.00 b&w
advertisement porno magazines. Buy a magazine or two,
go home, and carefully cut out pictures. For revenge
on a guy, take pictures of nude males and paste them
inside his locker (use a mirror or glance over his
shoulder to get the combination) or on the outside of
his locker with a sweet topic like, "<Insert full name
here>'s Lovers". For a female, use female pictures.
2) Buy a cooking funnel (about $1.50) or make a
cheap one yourself buy rolling paper into a cone. Buy
flour, or just snitch some from your kitchen at home.
Place the funnel into the top vent in your victim's
locker, then pour the flour in. When they open their
locker, everything inside will be covered by a white
substance. Cocaine? Rat poison? I have never seen my
victim ever touch the white stuff, which always cracks
me up, seeing as it is only common flour... but they
don't know that! :) You can do this to your friends as
a practical joke, because the flour can be shaken off
without leaving any permanent traces.
3) Variation on 2: dribble in a fair amount of
water. This soaks the flour and soaked flour sticks to
*everything*. They'll have a hell of a time getting it
off their books - and any papers will be ruined by the
water.
4) Do #2 but substitute corn syrup for flour. Corn
syrup is terrible in that it is virtually indestructible.
No known chemical will dissolve it. And it STICKS to
everything. Books and any clothes in the locker will be
saturated; clothes can't be thrown into the washing
machine because the corn syrup would ruin it. Incredibly
destructive.
5) Fill their locker with dirt. When they open it,
the dirt comes cascading out. A better substitute is
sand, so the next time you go to the beach, bring along
a few Baggies and get some. Sand is incredibly versatile.
6) Put chewed bubble-gum or any equally disgusting
substance all over the combination dial.
7) And for those of you who are really into
revenge: in any basic row of school lockers, they are all
in a bank, like ####### <-- bank of lockers, each # is
####### a locker
Now, if you open up your locker and take a look, you'll
see probably six screws. Two on the left wall of the
locker, two on the right wall, and two on the back of the
locker. If these screws are removed, the locker can be
lifted right out of the bank of lockers. :) I'm sure you
see the advantages in this...
1) Get your victim's combo by using a
mirror or glancing over his shoulder. Remove his locker,
take all the stuff out, and put the stuff into the empty
hole where his locker was.
2) Same as 1, except take all the stuff and
leave a goofy ransom note: "If you want to see your
locker and everything in it again, send two nude females
and a sacrificed cat to <insert address here, get a random
one from the phone book>." But be sure to cut the letters
from a newspaper/magazine for a true ransom note look,
and use some sense, use gloves while making it and go at
night. If you're walking across campus during the daytime
with a locker in your arms, someone will ask you why. ;P
3) Get the combos for two lockers and
switch the two. There will be two very confused people
wondering why their locker combinations aren't working...
and you can do this trick on a wide scale, too.
C. Cars
1) If you are a destructive person, go buy some
oven-cleaning liquid. Sneak to your victim's car about
11:00 pm or 12:00 am. Spell out words or draw pictures
in the oven-cleaning liquid. It won't look like anything
is happening, but leave. The next day, take a look at
their car; wherever you put the oven cleaner, the paint
will be gone and the bright grey metal will be showing
through. The oven cleaner will have dissolved the paint
overnight, and when they drive the car, the dissolved
paint flakes off.
2) Acquire some of the afore-mentioned cheap pornos
and make sweet signs with pictures on them, maybe stuff
like "<victim's name>'s MOM - HE TOLD US SHE WAS PRETTY
GOOD" with a nude picture of a lady and crap. Be sure to
put a penis extender advertisement with a caption like
"ARE YOU LOOKING INTO THIS YET, <victim name>?" Now sneak
out and put these all over his car.
3) Glue down the window wipers.
4) Glue toy animals all over his car. Unless he
wants to look like a freak with toys all over his car,
he'll have to waste a long time prying each one off, and
it's hell on the paint job.
5) Glue pictures of nude males to his car, or pics
of nude females to her car. Be sure to get Namu in there
somewhere. :)
6) Puffy-paint his windows with rude symbols or
words. Get creative here - glass etcher, although a bit
more expensive (can be bought at hardware stores) works
wonderfully.
D. Houses
1) Buy a big block of styrofoam at Michael's or a
similar craft store. (Don't worry, styrofoam is pretty
cheap.) Cut it into obscene shapes and spraypaint it,
then put these on people's roofs so they are visible
from the street.
2) Print banners and put them on people's houses.
"I LOVE HAIRY MEN NAMED BOBO" and stuff like that. Or
"BOYS II MEN FAN CLUB PRESIDENT" if they are rabid KROQ/
metalheads. Get creative!
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Well, I'm finished writing this crappy file, hope you
enjoyed it. All ideas were my own and if I ever put an
unoriginal idea in here I will give credit to the file/
person who wrote it first. Most of these have been tried,
and work pretty well. :) A little creativity goes a long
way!
To get in touch with me, email me: bmulford@deltanet.com
or catch me on IRC as ImA2Tone or ShadowV. I'm usually
in #ska but I can be found elsewhere so just /msg me. I
update these pretty frequently as I come up with new
ideas so take a look every now and then to make sure you
have the newest version. March 1996!
Thanks to: SkaSoCa, Mephiskapheles (a damned awesome ska
band), and everyone else who's cool...
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