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-=DyMxLoRd=-
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Okay here iz sum shit about phones. Enjoy!
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(*)How to Find Unlisted fone numberz(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
okay here is some basic info on fones. Every city has atleast one office
that's job is to assign number to the fone wire pairs. They call these
offices DPAC. They are availible to service reps who are rep installing
or repairing fones. Here is how to get the DPAC number: call the customer
service number of the town where the DPAC is located. <remember you are
no longer joe the schmo. You are now Joe the Sales Rep> when you call your
conversation shall be suttin' like this: "Hi, Amy this is Joe from
Anytown Business Office, I need the DPAC number for the the south side of
town of unlisted lamer. You won't have any problems. If for some odd
reason the phucked up a$$-hole won't give you the number call back in
like five min. the Dink who answers this time should. Also, these fags know
jack shit about you so you could be most anyone you damn please. <not anyone
famous> Okay now you call DPAC. When conected to them tell them you need the
number to that lamer. why does this work? because DPAC has everyones number,
and they haven't the foggiest whether or not it's listed!!!
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(*)Phone Vandilism(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Do you live where the lines are underground? If so you can mess with
the little smart-a$$ fag next store! Okay here is the stuff that you need
to do. First find your victim. Second go to his/her house and find the green
junction box that interfaces with their line. It might also interface with
other people in that neighborhood <all the more fun!> You can find this box
just about anywhere but it's usually underneath the nearest phone pole. Bring
a socket wrench and undo the right nut. Okay your set to go. Completly mess up
the stuff inside. A few suggestions might be to... oh say use a bomb like the
M-1000. Or maybe say cut the stuff up. Just make sure that it can't be fixed.
Because then a repair man has to come out and replace it. That'll leave the
bastard(s) without a fone for oh say a week; at least!
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(*) How to get $$$ from Payphones(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Okay i haven't done this one in a long time so it might be a little
different. Here it goes. Find a phone with exposed wires. If you can't
then at find something really sharp. I mean REALLY sharp. <you have to
cut the metal>. okay cut the purple and yellow wires. there should be
2 more wires left leave them alone. also you should still have dial tone.
If not you fucked up. Try with another fone. If it still dunt work then
I'm fucked in the head <not a suprise> So if everything worx out then you
should have two uncut wires, two cut wires and DIALTONE. Now your set.
okay now all you really have to do is make it look nice like no wires were
cut <so people will put in their money>. There you are set. People will put
in their money and it will go to some temporary place. Come back that same
day and tape the wires back together. hang up the fone three times. And your
money shall fall out into the change return slot. Make sure to do this at
least 1nce a day. That way if the fone repair guy comes it is working :)
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(*) Free Calls (*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
I though everyone in the world knew this one but i guess i'm wrong. Only like
9 out of 10 people know it. So this is for you 1 out of 10 people. Get a paper
clip. Un fold it. it should look like this ---------------- there that was
easy to draw! Now put the paper clip in the little hole in the fone. It's just
below the numbers: stick the other end of the clip into
the middle circle of 0 the part of the fone you talk through.
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Dial your number | 1 2 3 | count to three remove the clip and
wallah! This only | 4 5 6 | worx on certin fones.
| 7 8 9 |
| # 0 * |
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0 <- that's it
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(*) Call Back (*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
This trick is stupid but kan really annoy the hell out of people. Go to
your local payfone. dial 332-XxxX xxxx = the last four digits of the of the
payphone. If you don't already know that's located in the little part you
read about how to call collect. Now that you dialed this keep the fone up to
your ear. now with YOUR HAND start to hang up the fone after a number of
hang-ups it'll click <usually about 7>. When this happens hold it down and
put the fone on it to hold it down <how the fone was before you picked it
up. This trick is pretty kewl when you get like 7 other friends and you go
to the local grocery store and you all do it at the same time. Pisses old
people off!
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That's about it the rest has been done and done and dond and so on.
You know about the add-on rules. Also read the Atomic.txt i didn't
write it but i thought it'd be a good thing for you read. Thank
OutLaw Labs for that one. Please if you modify my text(s) then upload
the phile to me so i can have the most recent copy :)
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