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-=DyMxLoRd=-
(*)Bombs(*)
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DISCLAIMER: This text file is for enjoyment and knowlage only. It should
not be used under any condition. I DyMxLoRd take absoluity no, i said NO
RESPONSIBILITY. Remember this is for knowlage and not for auctual use.
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T.O.C.
fuck a table of contents. I'm doing this text file as and how i want without
any supervision. so I repeat FUCK A TABLE OF CONTENTS. if you really really
want a T.O.C. make your own fucking T.O.C. waste your own got damn time. If
you decide to be a dumb-fuck and make one you CAN NOT upload this text file,
because it will have benn modified and that would suck. I hate things that
suck so i changed my mind DO NOT make a got damned T.O.C.
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Lemme see i guess i'll start with something kind of fun like oh say....bombs!
I like bomb's how about you??? Good, i knew you would to you Pena Boy. Hm....
(*)Dry Ice Bomb(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Materials: Dry Ice
Water
1 Liter Bottle <empty>
The Cap to the bottle
What to do: 1 get the empty bottle.
2 put in the dry ice.
3 put in the water.
4 put on the cap.
5 BARELY shake it.
6 throw it fast and far.
7 get the hell away <A.S.A.P.>
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(*)Hose Bomb(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Materials: 1 Hose
Some Gasoline
1 Hose nossle <you know one of the things that shoots the water
real far>
1 Zippo or Lighter
What to do: 1 Connect the hose.
2 Turn it on REAL quick.
3 Turn hose off.
4 Pour Gas down th hose.
5 Light your zippo.
6 turn on hose.
What should happen: A flame should fly through the air. It should be
immediatly be put out <in mid air> by the following
water.
Note: This bomb looks good on paper but i have yet to try it :( so if it
does or Doesn't work please let me know i'd apperiate it :)
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(*)Smoke Bombs(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Materials: Sugar
Potassium Nitrate
Stove
Container
Matches
What to do: 1 Mix 4 parts sugar and 6 parts Potassium Nitrate.
2 Heat over a low flame.
3 Wait until it melts.
4 Stir Well.
5 Put matches in it for fuses <before it solidifies>
Note: Make about 2 pounds of this stuff and go down to some gay neighborhood
and light the shit off on the Butt-packers <those sob's>
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(*)Gereric Bombs(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Materials: Glass Container
Few drops of Gas
Cap to glass container.
Few drops of Potassium Permanate
What to do: 1 Put the few drops of Gasoline into the glass container
2 Cap it
3 Turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and
then evaporates.
4 Add the Potassium Permanate.
5 Throw against a solid object <i.e. wall>
6 Run as far as O.J. did when he killed Nicole.
Note: You can get Potassium Permanate from those stupid little snake bite
kits. Seriously run because this thing packs about oh say 1/2 a sick
of Dynamite.
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Every other damn GOOD text file has 1 or 2 equivalincy charts so I'll break
that damn streak. I hate those charts they serve me no purpose. And for you
they'll just waste reading time. Plus i don't really feel like typing one.
Back to the bombs.
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(*)Co2 Bomb(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Materials: used up Co2
Nail
Black Powder
Fuse <waterproff worx best>
What To Do: 1 Use the nail to to poke a hole in the Co2
2 Put the Black Powder in.
3 Make sure it's packed real good.
4 Insert the fuse.
5 Light and run FAR FAR AWAY.
Note: Only use Firework fuses if you are faster than Micheal Johnson.
If you HAVE to use one then i recommend using a fuse delay. I
Guess i should tell how that worx.
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(*)Fuse Delay(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Materials: Ciggeratte
Fuse
Match
What to do: I'm assuming you already have your bomb ready to go. Okay I'll do
This one paragraph form. Poke a small hole CLOSE to the Butt.
Insert the fuse in the hole. Light the cigarette. Kewly and
Calmly walk away from the scene.
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(*)M-1000(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Materials: 1 Container (i.e. vanilla extract bottle)
1 fuse (i.e. a candle wick soaked in gas)
1 Beaker or jar
1 Jug of distilled water
1 wooden bowl and spoon
1 Sunny Day
75g of Sodium or Potassium Nitrate
15g of Sulpher
10g of charcoal
What To Do: 1 Grind the Sodium/Potassium Nitrate, Charcoal, and Sulpher, to
a VERY fine dust <with the bowl and spoon>.
2 Make sure you keep the Powders seperate.
3 Put them each into their own Plastic Baggies.
4 When all are ground , mix into the beaker/jar and cover them
with distilled water.
5 Leave them out in Direct Sunlight for one Hot <sunny> day.
6 You should have dry Black Powder.
7 Scrape the DRY black Powder into the Vanilla Bottle.
8 Drill a hole in the cap
9 Seal the cap
10 Put the fuse in
11 Find a Lamer
12 Find the Lamers locker and his # <locker #>
13 Think about it.
14 Think a little more.
15 fuck up the lamer.
Note: If you have the balls to do this i'm happy for you. If you get caught
DO NOT try and blame me for it. Why not? Ahh... Remember that thing
called Disclaimer? haha.
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(*) Napalm (*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Materials: Gas
Styrofoam
Pan <container>
Lamer
What To Do: 1 Pour the Gas into the Pan
2 Insert styrofoam
3 Keep doing so till it looks
of a sticky subtance.
Note: There you are Napalm. Put it on some Lamer and see what happenes!
Oh yea I DO NOT recommend touching it or letting it touch you :)
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(*)Tennis Ball Bomb(*) -=DyMxLoRd=-
Materials: Strike anywhere matches
Tennis ball <duh>
Sharpe Knife
Duck Tape
What To Do: 1 Cut a small hole in the tennis ball <Small>
2 Break off a lot of those match heads.
3 Stuff the matches in the small hole.
4 Stuff more in the hole.
5 Make sure no more match heads can fit.
6 Tape up the hole.
7 Go to the tennis courts.
8 Find a prep.
9 Get far away from him.
10 Let the lamer have it <throw have it not hand it to him>
11 Run
Note: none.
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-=DyMxLoRd=-
This is enough bomb to last you a while. Remember that everythng you do is
for Anarchy sake. ARE = Anarchy runs everthing
ARE = Anarchy rules everyone
Unless i get lazy<er> There should be more text philes in this zip file.
late,
DyMxLoRd
Also, if you know of any other somewhat simple bombs please add them to the
bottom but please do everything else the same as me. i.e. (*) Bombs name(*)
and then YOUR handle. you should get the idea if you don't then my guess
would be that you don't even have a bomb to contribute so stop reading this
you worthless Pena Boy and read about fones or something.
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