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                        **   HOW                  **
                        **    TO MAKE             **
                        **   THE ULTIMATE         **
                        **    SMOKE BOMB          **
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Materials:

Potassium Nitrate (Can get at any chemical store)
Sugar
Magnesium (Optional)

You get 7 parts Potassium Nitrate, and 3 parts sugar...Or the other way
around.. Doesnt matter....You put them in an OLD pot and melt them together..
Then you pour the mixture into a dixie cup and wait for it to dry.. When it
does, bring it somewhere and light the top of the Dixie cup..Then you have a
big cloud a smoke...My friend tried this and put it on the back of his bike..
It filled the whole street...

How to make it with Magnesium...Do the above except put a little magnesium
into the mixture before you melt it also..If you accidentally light this
stuff, a BIG flash a light will fill your kitchen and burn you...This method
gives off smoke and grinds up the street...Thats the only difference..If you
wanna grind up someones driveway, do it..

DISCLAIMER: I didnt write this for people to do...If they wanna do it and get
busted, its not my fault..Its their fault..

                                        Written by
                                         Fusion


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                  Excerpts from "Poor Mans James Bond,Vol.1"
                                By Kurt Saxon
                           Converted by Barney Pishmonger


                1) Tear Gas- There are many forms of tear gas on the
          market.  Most will just annoy the attacker.  A much better
          irritant is Formaldehyde.  Better known as embalming
          fluid, it smells horrible, hurts the eyes and nose, and on
          exposure to air it vaporizes, making a room uninhabitable
          for hours.  It can be squirted from a water pistol or nasal
          inhaler, poured on the floor or vaporized by a
          bomb.  Formaldehyde can be bought at the drug store under
          the pretext of wanting  it to preserve mice or other lab
          specimens.
                2) Hydrochloric Acid Goody- The hydrochloric acid
          goody is the most fun in the whole book.  It takes many
          forms and works on the principle that hydrocholoric acid
          reacts with aluminum powder, foil or metal, releasing a
          great, dark cloud of noxious gas which looks horrible and
          smells worse.  Hydrochloric acid is used for killing algae
          in swimming pools and for cleaning tile and stone
          work.  Where swimming pools are common it can be bought at
          the supermarket for less than a dollar a gallon.  It is also
          sold at hardware stores. Being only 37% strength, it is
          seldom harmful to the skin but will eat through clothing
          like battery acid.  Hydrochloric acid is also known as
          muriatic acid.  On damp nights, a bottle of the acid
          alone, broken in the middle of a crowd, will form noxious
          clouds of chlorine gas.  Scream "Poison Gas" and you will
          have a panic that will give you laughs for years.  When you
          get some, open it up and give it a sniff.  It won't hurt you
          because you couldnt stand to smell enough to be
          harmed.  Then put a couple of square inches of aluminum foil
          in a can in your sink and pour some acid on the foil.  If
          the acid bottle has been has been tightly capped te
          reaction of breaking down the aluminum and producing a
          dark noxious gas should start in about a minute.  If the
          bottle has been setting for months, poorly capped, the
          reaction may be immediate.  You can stop the action at any
          time by turning on the faucet and flooding the aluminum
          with water.  When you have tested the reaction with foil, try
          it with powder and then with aluminum metal cut from a
          slab or pipe.  The versatility of hydrochloric acid is
          amazing and should keep you entertained for hours.  This
          formula is mainly used to clear large areas of people he
          doesnt like.  In a movie or meeting hall a tin can half full
          of aluminum powder, foil, or chunks is put under a seat.  The
          acid is in a bottle with its mouth covered with a couple
          of plastic bags held inplace with a rubber band.  You can
          also use a plain rubber or a ballon over the mouth of the
          bottle.  The cover is pierced with a pencil and the bottle
          is upended into the can, after which the militant gets up
          and walks out.  If the acid is old and reacts immediatly, a
          wad of sponge is put over the aluminum,causing the needed
          delay.  Outside, the Hydrochloric acid goody is used to break
          up parades and demonstrations and in riots, where its every
          man for himself and the devil take the hindmost.  It is
          simply a pint or quart bottle (quart is better) filled with
          goody and wrapped with several layers of aluminum foil and
          put in a paper sack.  These bottles have to be slammed down
          hard to break.
                  3) Laughing Gas- For the dopers in the audience, here
          is a special treat.  Laughing gas was one of the first
          anesthetics.  To make it you start with ammonium nitrate
          bought from a chemical supply house or which you have
          purified with 100% rubbing or wood alcohol.  First, dissolve
          a quantity of ammonium nitrate in some water.  Then you
          evaporate the water over the stove, while stirring, until
          you have a heavy brine.  When nearly all the moisture is out
          it should solidify instantly when a drop is put on an ice
          cold metal plate.  When ready, dump it all out on a very cold
          surface.  After a while,break it up and store it in a
          bottle.  A spoonful is put into a flask with a one hole
          stopper, with a tube leading into a big plastic bag.  The
          flask is heated with an alcohol lamp.  When the temperature
          in the flask reaches 400 F the gas will generate.  If white
          fumes appear the heat should be lowered as the stuff
          explodes at 600 F.  When the bag is filled, stop the action
          and get ready to turn on.  Some do-it-yourselfers have died
          while taking laughing gas.  This is because they had
          generated it through plastic bags while their heads were
          inside.  They were simply suffocating but were too bombed
          out to know it.  The trick is to have a plastic clothes bag
          in which you generate a lot of the gas.  Then you stop
          generating the gas and hold a small opening of the bag
          under your nose, getting planty of oxygen in the
          meantime.  Then, Whee!
                4) Match Head Bomb- Simple safety match heads in a
          pipe, capped at both ends, make a devastating bomb.  It is set
          off with a regular fuse.  A plastic baggie is put into the
          pipe before the heads go in to prevent detonation by
          contact with the metal.  Cutting enough match heads to fill
          a pipe can be tedious work for one but an evening's fun
          for the family if you can drag them away from the TV
             (Be careful with this one, a lot of people have lost a
          lot of fingers through accidents with this one!- Peace
          Frog)
                5)Igniters- The igniter is the gizmo that activates
          the goody of your choice.  You most likely want to make one
          that has a delay to it.  The simplest fuse is made from
          gunpowder mixture, using the dextrine or glue but omitting
          the graphite.  A length of cotton twine is stirred into the
          mush, which is wetter than that to be used for
          gunpowder, and when well coated it is hung up to dry.
          (Just buy fuse from a fireworks copmpany, fuzes made by
          professionals are a LOT more reliable and safer!- Peace
          Frog)
                6) Pipe Bombs- Can be filled with either match
          heads, gunpowder, or high explosives, should be lined with
          plastic baggies or freezer bags.  This prevents
          friction, static electricity and any chemical reaction
          between the explosive and metal.  The mouth of the bag is
          folded back over the threads and the explosive is put
          in.  Next, the fuse is put in and the plastic bag is wrapped
          tightly around the fuse and held with rubber band.  All this
          is necessary any explosive on the pipe threads could cause
          the bomb to explode when the cap is screwed on.  It is also
          good to wrap heavy steel wire around such bombs.  The wire
          creates just enough resistance to the explosion to cause
          the pipe to shatter into many fragments.  Otherwise, the bomb
          will only break into 3 or 4 pieces.  The cap for the fuse
          hole is drilled from both sides with any high-speed steel
          industrial twist drill bit.  The bit is used with any
          electric hand or table drill.  The size of the hole should
          be EXACTLY the size of the fuse.  The plastic bag should
          cover only the lower part of the fuse.  Flare Igniter, if
          used, should be put on the fuse after the cap is screwed on
          as the hole would have to be made larger than necessary to
          accommodate the glob of flare ignitor.
                  7) Fougasse- This is like a big shotgun or the old
          fashioned blunderbus.  It is simply a pipe with a cap on one
          end drilled for a fuse.  It is stuck in a tree or laid
          down.  If you hold it you'll be kicked a mile.  When the fuse
          is put in, a couple of inches of gunpowder is added.  Then
          some cotton or paper wadding is put in and pressed down
          gently but firmly.  Next, some nuts and bolts are poured in
          and some more wadding is tamped in to hold them in
          place.  The fougasse doesnt have much of a range but it is
          hell on a crowd or down an alley.
                   8) Fire Bombs- Most fire bombs are simply gasoline
          filled bottles with a fuel soaked rag in the mouth (the
          bottles mouth, not yours).  The original Molotov Cocktail, and
          still about the best, was a mixture of 1 part gasoline and
          one part motor oil.  The oil helps it to cling to what it
          splatters on.  Some use one part roofing tar and one part
          gasoline, Fire bombs have been found whihc were made by
          pouring melted wax into gasoline.  (Experiment, see which one
          suits your needs for what you need to do!- Barney Pishmonger)
                   9) Impact Ignition Fire Bomb- A fire bomb arcing
          across the night sky can be easily traced  by sight to its
          origin.  The IIFB was developed to eliminate this.  The most
          common kind uses a mixture of 2 pts. potassium chloride
          and 1 pt. grandulated sugar.  This is mixed with enough
          water to make a light syrup.  Strips of cotton cloth are
          smeared with the syrup and allowed to dry.  They are then
          taped to the bottle as shown.  Flare igniter works also.  A
          single wide strip of cloth can be substitued for several
          strips.  The bottle is then nearly filled with gas and
          oil.  Then a couple of ounces of sulfuric acid is poured
          in, slowly.  The acid does not mix with the fuel, it goes to
          the bottom.  When the bottle breaks, some of the acid is sure
          to get on the cloth, the result of which is a firey
          explosion.  Sulfuric acid can be gotten from battery acid
          although its much simpler to order the pure stuff.  In a
          pinch battery acid bought at a store will serve your
          needs.  Battery acid is mostly water so it is too weak to
          react with potassium chlorate.  It is simmered in an enamel
          or pyrex pan until dense white fumes appear.  Then the pan
          is taken off the stove, as you don't want to ingale much of
          the fumes.  With a medecine dropper take a few drops from
          the pan and test it on a bit of the pottasium chlorate and
          sugar mixture and a few drops of gas.  If there is no
          fire, simmer the acid some more until it is pure
          enough. When acid is cool, pour it slowly into a bottle for
          storage, always pour sulfuric acid slowly.  It generates heat
          with rough handling but it is safe if you treat it with
          respect.  One thing to keep in mind, If you ever need to
          dilute sulfuric acid, pour ACID into water slowly!  If you
          pour water into acid, it will just whoosh out all over
          you, not very fun.
          (Save yourself a lot of time and potential trouble and
          just order the pure stuff from a scientific company- Peace
          Frog)
              8) Blowing up a car- Those militants not content to
          psyche out the driver with some practical joke have his
          last ride in mind.  The best methods require getting under
          the hood.  Explosives are placed as near the occupants as
          possible.  The fuse, homemade, commercial or safety, is wrapped
          a few times around the exhaust manifold.  After a few
          minutes on the road the exhause manifold gets almost red
          hot and ignites the fuse.  This way is more certain than
          wiring the car because since it blows up on the road the
          wreck will do the victim in even if the blast
          doesnt.  Besides, if the intended victim is a passenger
          instead of the driver, the driver may start the engine
          before the passenger gets into the car.  You can see how
          embarrising that would be to the bomber, cant you?
                Old fashioned types, like the Mafia, love to wire
          cars.  They are too set in their ways to change, and
          besides, they get a charge out of seeing a car blow up
          before their eyes instead of imagining it go to hell on
          the road.  They usually use about three sticks of
          dynamite, two lengths of electric wire with two alligator
          clips for quick attachment, and an electric blasting
          cap.  The cap is stuck into a dynamite stick and its two
          wires are connected to the two electric wires.  Then one
          alligator clip is clamped to the input side of the coil
          and the other is fastened to any metal surface in the
          car's frame as a ground.  This is very simple and you'd
          think anyone could do it.  But sure enough, there are always
          morons who will attach one clamp to a spark plug and one
          to a ground.  This usually results in misfires and no end of
          frustrations.
              9)Slingshots-A new weapon adopted by militants is the
          "Whammo" sling shot.  Its steel pellets will penetrate a
          human skull.  It can even deliver many types of bombs.  Its
          arrow attachment allows a militant to sit in a car and
          fire an arrow with enough force to kill.  While spectators
          are looking for a man with a bow, the killer drives away.  A
          PERFECT night weapon.
              10) Sinker Basher- While at the sporting goods store you
          might want to  pick up a two ounce lead fishing sinker.  Tie
          on two feet of strong fish line and make a loop at the
          end.  To use it, put one loop on your forefinger and hold the
          sinker in line in the palm of your hand.  Then half
          throw, half swing the sinker at the prey.  With a little
          practice you can flick it out at the victims temple and
          finish him off before he knows you mean to strike.  This
          goody is for close quarter work in crowds, especially at
          night.  They drop like flies and no one knows what hit them.
              11) Plastic auto body filler makes BETTER bombs!Auto
          filler is used to replace the screw caps on pipe
          bombs.  This can be bought for 5.  00 for a gallon can.  Smear
          it over the pipe bomb and let it harden.  In about 24 hours
          it will be like ROCK.  Pipe caps are very expensive so this
          is the best substitute, if you arent very wealthy.
              12) The peoples grenades- A very simple way to make a
          grenade is to fill a two ounce bottle with gunpowder or
          some other explosive.  The bottle cap is drilled for a
          fuse.  The bottle and part of the fuse is then smeared
          generously with plastic auto body filler(see above) and
          laid on a waxed or paper substance to dry and harden.
              13) Homemade Flamethrower- An excellent flame thrower
          can be made using any metal or plastic hand squirter.  The
          liquid MUST come out in a stream, not an atomized
          spray.  Sprayers of various kinds can be found in auto
          supply, garden, and grocery stores.  A six inch tube, usually
          aluminum or brass is fitted on the nozzle.  A wick or piece
          of heavy cloth is wired onto the other end of the tube.  The
          fuel is gas, acetone, or lighter fluid.  To use, the tube is
          tilted downward slightly.  The sprayer is squeezed slowly so
          the fuel will dribble out and saturate the wick all
          around.  The wick is then lit and the device is aimed and
          squeezed.  Quick, hard squeezes will squirt the fuel through
          the tube and past the burning wick.  The wick ignites the
          fuel an you will have such a dandy weapon you will never
          stop bragging.  If you have a child, he can take it to school
          for show N'tell.
                    POISONS- The Aesthetic art of killing.
                1) Ethylene Glycol- Antifreeze, such as Prestone.  Always
          read the can to make sure EthylGlycol is
          included.  Authorities disagree on the lethal dosage, but
          four  ounces will certainly work, nobody will notice this
          amount in a soft drink.  At a party, about a half gallon can
          be dumped into the punch bowl so that everybody will get
          his share.  Dont pour it directly from the anti freeze
          can, however, somebody might wonder about you.
                2) Nicotine- Nicotine is a really terrible poison.  One
          drop of pure nicotine can kill in 15 min.  It is great to
          put in an opponents shot glass and make a bottoms up toast
          to Senator Fulbright.  You can get almost pure nicotine from
          the kind of snuff that comes in round, flat boxes.  Pour it
          out into a water glass and put it in just enough water to
          cover it all.  After about 24 hours pour the mess into a
          handkerchief that has been stuffed down into another glass
          but with its edges over the rim.  Then lift out the
          handkerchief and twist the edges so that the snuff froms
          into a ball.  Continue twisting until all the liquid is
          squeezed out.  Pour the liquid into a small sauce pan and
          put it on a low fire.  When the liquid has evaporated to
          about a teaspoonful of thick syrup it is finished.  It is
          best to dilute it with enought water so it will easily
          leave a medecine dropper.  A few drops should do the trick.  A
          good way to handle nicotine is to fill a medecine dropper
          with it and plug the end with a piece of soft wax which is
          pushed in and molded around the opening.  The dropper is
          carried with the wax end up in the shirt pocket and is
          ready for use in a hurry.  This is also a good self- destruct
          "pill".  Nicotine is also an alkaloid so you should get
          quite while you die.  Give it a try.
              3) Rhubarb- The leaves are the poison.  The rhubarb bought
          in stores has its leaves removed so you either have to
          grow your own or find somebody with a farm.  If you eat any
          of the leaves you will die.  You dont have to be stingy, just
          chop up some leaves and put them in a salad or on a
          hamburger and you will have hit the jackpot.
              4) Castor Beans- Grown mainly in South California.  3 will
          kill ANYBODY.  They are tasteless when growned up.
              5) Oleanders- Common flowers, very poisonous.  Heart is
          affected very quickly and severly.  Both leaves and branches
          are lethal.
              6) Poinsettia- A couple of leaves will kill anybody.  Better
          use three.
              7) Yew- a conifer tree.  Buy a small tree.  The foliage
          kills so forget about the berries.  It is so poisonous the
          secret service once considered it for a self destruct
          pill.  It kills immediately without symptoms.  You take it, and
          splat, you're on teh floor, dead.  Not sure about the dosage
          but its not much.
                                Miscellanious
                                By Barney Pishmonger
                       Bombs, should you ever run into one, shoot it
          from a distance with a shotgun, this will not detonate it
          but its much more fun than interrogating winos.  Never try
          to disarm it unless its attached to someone REAL
          important.
                       Poisoning is not a past- time for the
          idiot.  You gotta be mighty shrewd.  Giving an arch- enemy even
          a funny taste in his drink will make him suspect poison.  A
          good way to poison is to find an enemys medication
          capsules and inserting the poison into a capsule, then
          resealing the capsule.

                       Above all, never use letter bombs.  People who
          use these are the lowest form of life.  Anybody who doesnt
          have enough guts to deliver his own bomb is a disgrace to
          his organization.  Besides, these almost always detonate in
          the hands of some postal worker schlep, and almost never
          get to the intended target unexploded.
                       If you are caught, well, thats tough.  Never tell
          them what organization you belong to.  That will just get
          you more time.

                           Thanks to my "partners in crime",
                                 H III, J, AS, CB, Gutterboy, Skank, and
                                          "Cruel Boy"


                                             See ya,
                                                Barney Pishmonger.



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                           Advanced Course-Weed 101
                                By Barney Pishmonger



                  Ok,Now I will get into the fine advanced arts.
          1)The Perfect Dube(doo-bee)-Take one rolling paper with
          the gum type of edges and put the weed in the center.Next
          take another rolling paper and attach the two rolling
          papers together ex /1 paper weed in middle paper over
          here/.So it looks like this /*/After they are connected
          roll them up real tight.This should be a good smoke.If the
          weed is cheap stuff or of not particularly good
          quality(Stems and Twigs and shit)then a third paper
          wrapped around the joint may be a good thing.The "Roach"
          or last part of the joint,is usually the best,and most
          people dont smoke it because they would burn their fingers
          off.This can be tackled by taking the type of push button
          pens that businessess give away and taking the lower part
          off,there should be a hole that the metal push thing goes
          through.Put the joint in the pen bottom and smoke away.
          2)Proper Toking Techniques-Most neophytes smoke weed like
          they would a cigarrette.This will achieve NO results.The
          proper way is to JUST barely touch your lips to the joint
          and take in a lot of air along with the smoke,by keeping
          the corners of your mouth open.Now,dont breath,hold your
          breath in for about 20 seconds(or as long as you can
          stand).This is so the THC(The active ingrediant in weed)
          can seep through the lung walls into the
          bloodstream.Now,breath out with vigour,and then take in a
          lot of air.This will give a cool high.
          3)Reverse Tolerence-One of the perculiar things about weed
          is that the first number of times you smoke weed you will
          NOT get high or that high.To me,the first high happened on
          the third smoking,but this is different with every person.
          4)Lighting a joint-Lighting a joint is not as easy as
          lighting a regular cigarrette.The usual method is to hold
          the flame and joint end at eye level a short distance from
          the face.The joint is then turned and twisted so that the
          flame starts the end of the joint evenly.
          4)Types of users-There a basically two groups,the upper
          and the lower caste.The lower caste uses weed simply to
          get high and feel good.The upper caste uses it for its
          mystical effects and how it opens the mind to thoughts
          from a different angle.The upper caste are sometiimes
          called "beatniks".
          5)Stashes-The number of places to hide your stash varies
          as much as the users themselves.Wall panels,Behind light
          switches(If you unscrew the light panel there is a GREAT
          BIG hole that can easily accomodate a number of ounces).
          Tape cases kept with a large number of tape cases with
          actual tapes in them is good.But dont put it in anything
          popular lest someone discover it.Sometimes people leave
          their stashes hidden in public or hidden places on public
          lands.Like museums,libraries,and rec parks.The stuff must
          be hidden well.But dont forget where you put it or you
          will be very pissed!I assure you.The toilet tank,under
          loose floorboards or tiles are good places.Putting the
          stuff in a hermetically sealed bag also works REAL
          good,since drug dogs and stuff like that cannot sniff
          it.Some people also coat the bags with lard,but this is
          kind of gross.
                            Other types of shit...
                            ----------------------
               1)Mexican Mint-Leaves of the mexican mint Saliva
          divinorum are chewed by some Mex.Indians for their
          hallucinogenic properties.Hard to find in America.
               2)Catnip-Produces mild effects in man.
               3)Nitrous Oxide-"Ha-Ha Gas"-The laughing gas trip is
          interesting but only lasts for a few minutes.Since
          breathing N20 or N20-Air for long periods can cause
          Anoxia,mixtures containing 20% O2 and up to 80%N20 can be
          breathed for longer periods.Dont breathe directly from the
          tank,as this will freeze the lungs.Dont put a mask tightly
          over the face either.
               4)Rat Root-Acorus Calamus.Chewed by Cree Indians of
          Canada for Psychedelic effects.The active compound is
          asarone.
               5)KavaKava-Produces sleepy,relaxed feeling.
               6)Betel Nut-Chewed by millions in Asia.Produces mild
          stiimulatory effects.
               7)Canary Weed-Blossums are mild
          psychedelics.Available at most nurseries.
               8)Nutmeg-Best avoided since its a toxic.
               9)PCP-no visual effects,audiitory only.Best avoided
          sinice its not worth the trouble.
              10)Belladonna-Poison.Avoid it.
              11)Ketamine-Snorting ketamine gives brief but bizarre
          effects.


                              Selling and Buying
                              ------- --- ------
                   My first weed text file described buying.Heres
          the section  on selling.Weed is an expensive hobby,so
          selling it to break even is a great idea.I don't recomend
          cutting the weed with parsley or oregano or Italian Herb
          Seasoning,since  1)It's a shitty idea,and 2)I hate people
          to do that,If I see ANY evidence of cut I will not buy it.
          Selling small amounts at fairly high prices(if its good)
          is perfectly legit.It's good stuff,and hey,you took the
          risk of aquiring the stuff,and selling it,so you should
          get a little profit.You buy one part,sell one half part at
          the cost you paid for the full unit.Kapeche?Sell it to
          people who dont know any better,since "pot-heads" can
          smell cuts,small amouunts,and ripoffs from a mile away.I
          can.Hey,I know its dishonest but so is breaking the law
          smoking dope,so don't annoy me with morality.
                                  Final Part
                                  ----- ----
                   Dope is a cool hobby,but for goodness sake,dont
          do the hard shit,or the addictive shit for that
          matter.Heroin and crack junkies are like trapped animals
          who will do anything for some shit.LSD may be alright once
          in a while,but take it from someone that knows,THE HARD
          STUFF SUCKS!
            If it's not addictive,it be alright.If its addictive
          avoid it at all costs.



                                         Pot,Freedom,Revolution.
                                                      -Barney Pishmonger
                                                        12/16/88
                                                         WB BBS

             Thanks to MVS,LG,and AH for help with this 'un.


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                            Bell Trashing

                            By: The Dragyn


                            The Police Station
                            612-934-4880





The Phone Co. will go to extreams on occasions. In fact, unless you
really know what to expect from them, they will suprise the heck out
of you with their "unpublished tarriffs". Recently, a situation was
brought to my attention that up till then I had been totaly unaware
of, least to mention, had any concern about. It involved garbage! The
phone co. will go as far as to prosecute anyone who rumages through
their garbage and helps himself to some.
Of course, they have their reasons for this, and no doubt benefit
from such action. But, why should they be so picky about garbage?
The answer soon became clear to me: those huge metal bins are filled
up with more than waste old food and refuse... Although it is
Pacific Tele. policy to recycle paper waste products, sometimes
employees do overlook this sacred operation when sorting the garbage.
Thus top-secret confidential Phone Co. records go to the garbage bins
instead of the paper shredders. Since it is constantly being updated
with "company memorandums, and supplied with extensive reference
material, the Phone co. must continualy dispose of the outdated
materials. Some phone companies are supplied each year with the
complete "System Practices" guide. This publication is an over 40 foot
long library of reference material bout everything to do with telephones.
As the new edition arrives each year, the old ver- sion of "System
Practices" must also be thrown out.
    I very quickly figured out where some local phone phreaks were
getting their material. They crawl into the garbage bins and remove
selected items that are of particular interest to them and their fellow
phreaks. One phone phreak in the Los Angeles area has salvaged the
complete 1972 edition of "Bell System Practices". It is so large and was
out of order (the binders had been removed) that it took him over a year to
sort it out and create enough shelving for it in his garage.
    Much of this "Top Secret" information is so secret that most phone
companies have no idea what is in their files. They have their hands
full simply replacing everything each time a change in wording requires
a new revision. It seems they waste more paper than they can read!
    It took quite a while for Hollywood Cal traffic manager to figure
out how all of the local phone phreaks constantly discovered the
switchroom test numbers.
    Whenever someone wanted to use the testboard, they found the local
phone phreaks on the lines talking to all points all over the world. It
got to the point where the local garbage buffs knew more about the
office operations than the employees themselves. One phreak went so far
as to call in and tell a switchman what his next daily assignment would
be. This, however, proved to be too much. The switchman traced the call
and one phone phreak was denied the tool of his trade.

   In another rather humorous incident, a fellow phreak was rumaging
through the trash bin when he heard somone apraoching. He pressed up
against the side of the bin and silently waited for the goodies to come.
You can imagine his surprise when the garbage from the lunchroom landed
on his head. Most people find evenings best for checking out their local
telco trash piles. The only thing necessary is a flashlight and, in the
case mentioned above, possibly a rain coat. A word of warning though,
before you rush out and dive into the trash heap. It is probably
illegal, but no matter where you live, you certainly won't get the local
policeman to hold your flashlight for you.
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

    Editor's Note:  Bell Atlantic is now installing "System 7" which allows
for off-line control.  This makes auto-tracing viable for every call that
comes over the line.  Phone phreaking is now outdated and extreemly dangerous.
All of the information on control tones and black-boxing is obsolete.

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                              ***** Grenade Launcher *****

             Bow and arrow grenade launcher... Brought to you by, Jimmy'z

     Items needed.

   1. Fine Grade Gun Powder.
   2. Bow and Arrrow Set
   3. Shotgun primers
                         Thats ALL!

                            *** Directions ***

       If you have the right type of arrow, when you take the point off t you
 the arrow, what you will have is an alluminum tube and a tip, fill the
 Tube, or " Base " Of the arrow generously with gunpowder (BB's may Be
 Added) also, stick the primer between the tip and the tube and let er'
 rip... dont worry, Look at the picture (If you have ansi) for detailed
 Pictures...
               Have fun.
                                 Jimmy'z ( Brings you the best )


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                               Car Phun
                               By: Long John Silver
                               The Police Station
                               612-934-4880

How to have phun with someone else's car.  If you really detest someone,
and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your spare time.
Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue tacks.  The tacks
make lovely designs.  If your "friend" goes to school with you, Just before
he comes out of school.  Light a lighter and then put it directly underneath
his car door handle.
     Wait...Leave...Listen.  When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he made it
to his car in time.
     Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put the
muffler back, then wait till their car starts.  Then you have a cigarette
lighter.  A 30 foot long cigarette lighter.
     This one is effective, and any fool can do it.  Remove the top air
filter. That's it!  Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank.
Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe.L Then you wonder why your "
friend" has trouble with his/her lungs.  Here's one that takes time and
many friends.  Take his/her car then break into their house and reassemble
it, in their living or bedroom.  Phun eh?  If you're into engines, say
eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it. They wonder why
something doesn't work. There are so many others, but the real good juicy
ones come by thinking hard.



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                         )(     Chlor-Bomb    )(
                         )()()()()()()()()()())(
By: Jimmy'z


Supplies:

        An amount of generic chlorine
        Vegetable Shortening

Procedure:

        Mix Equal amounts in a container.  Place somewhere you wan't this to do
Nasty things... It produces a white nauchios smoke.

                         Thankyou.

                           11/2/88


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                       )()()()()()()()()()()()(()(
                       )(  Chlorox   -  Draino  )(
                       )()()()()()()()()()()()()()
               According to an amount of research... I have come to conclution
That a powerful explosive can be achieved by combining Chlorox and draino.
What you do is rig up some kind of delay mechanism... Like float the chlorox on
a piece of cardboard in the draino, so when the chlorox falls in... Be creative
And let me know your results.

                         Jimmy'z

                            Thankyou.

                                11/2/88


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                        Demolition Article #1

                        By: King Arthur


                        The Police Station

                        612-934-4880



Like all chemists I must advise you all to take the greatest care
and caution when you are doing this.  Even if you have made this stuff
before.
        This first article will give you information on making
nitroglyerin, the basic ingredient in a lot of explosives such as straight
dynamites, and geletin dynamites.
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--------------------------
Making nitroglycerin
---------------------------------------
     1. Fill a 75-milliliter beaker to the 13 ml. Level with fuming
        red nitric acid, of 98% pure concentration.

     2. Place the beaker in an ice bath and allow to cool below room
        temp.
     3. After it has cooled, add to it three times the amount of
        fuming sulferic acid (99% h2so4).  In other words, add to the
        now-cool fuming nitric acid 39 ml. Of fuming sulferic acid.
        When mixing any acids, always do it slowly and carefully to
        avoid splattering.
     4. When the two are mixed, lower thier temp. By adding more ice
        to the bath, about 10-15 degrees centigrade. (Use a
        mercury-operated thermometer)
     5. When the acid solution has cooled to the desired temperature,
        it is ready for the glycerin. The glycerin must be added in
        small amounts using a medicine dropper.  (Read this step about
        10 times!)  Glycerin is added slowly and carefully (i mean
        careful!) Until the entire surface of the acid it covered with
        it.
     6. This is a dangerous point since the nitration will take place
        as soon as the glycerin is added. The nitration will produce
        heat, so the solution must be kept below 30 degrees centigrade!
        If the solution should go above 30 degrees, immediately dump
        the solution into the ice bath!  This will insure that it does not
        go off in your face!
     7. For hte first ten minutes of nitration, the mixture should be
        gently stirred.  In a normal reaction the nitroglycerin will
        formas a layer on top of the acid solution, while the sulferic
        acid will absorb the excess water.
     8. After the nitration has taken place, and the nitroglycerin has
        formed on the top of the solution, the entire beaker should be
        transferred slowly and carefully to another beaker of water.
        When this is done the nitroglycerin will settle at the bottem
        so the other acids can be drained away.
     9. After removing as much acid as posible without disturbing the
        nitroglycerin, remove the nitroglycerin with an eyedropper and
        place it in a bicarbonate of soda (sodium bicarbonate in case
        you didn't know) solution.  The sodium is an alkalai and will
        nuetralize much of the acid remaining. This process should be
        repeated as much as necesarry using blue litmus paper to check
        for the presence of acid.  The remaining acid only makes the
        nitroglycerin more unstable than it already is.
     10. Finally! The final step is to remove the nitroglycerin from
         the bicarbonate.  His is done with and eye- dropper, slowly
         and carefully.  The usual test to see if nitration has been
         successful is to place one drop of the nitroglycerin on metal
         and ignite it.  If it is true nitroglycerin it will burn with
         a clear blue flame.
** Caution**
nitro is very sensative to decomposition, heating dropping, orjarring,
and may explode if left undisturbed and cool.



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                         Demoltion Article #2

                         By: King Arthur


                         The Police Station

                         612-934-4880


I have decided to skip the article on mercury fluminate for a while and
get right into the dynamite article.
     Dynamite is nothing more than just nitroglycerin and a stablizing agent
to make it much safer to use.  For the sake of saving time, I will
abbreviate nitroglycerin with a plain NG.  The numbers are percentages, be
sure to mix these carefully and be sure to use the exact amounts.  These
percentages are in weight ratio, not volume.
no.  ingredients                 amount
---------------------------------------
#1   NG                          32
     sodium nitrate              28

     woodmeal                    10

     ammonium oxalate            29

     guncotten                    1
#2   NG                          24
     potassium nitrate            9
     sodium nitate               56
     woodmeal                     9
     ammonium oxalate             2
#3   NG                          35.5
     potassium nitrate           44.5
     woodmeal                     6
     guncotton                    2.5
     vaseline                     5.5
     powdered charcoal            6
#4   NG                          25
     potassium nitrate           26
     woodmeal                    34
     barium nitrate               5
     starch                      10
#5   NG rate                     19
     woodmeal                     9
     ammonium oxalate            12
     guncotton                    3
#6   NG                          18
     sodium nitrate              70
     woodmeal                     5.5
     potassium chloride           4.5
     chalk                        2
#7   NG                          26
     woodmeal                    40
     barium nitrate              32
     sodium carbonate             2
#8   NG                          44
     al                          12
     anhydrous sodium sulfate    44
#9   NG                          24
     potassium nitrate           32.5
     woodmeal                    33.5
     ammonium oxalate            10
#10  NG                          26
     potassium nitrate           33
     woodmeal                    41
#11  NG                          15
     sodium nitrate              62.9
     woodmeal                    21.2
     sodium carbonate              .9
#12  NG                          62
     potassium nitrate           27
     woodmeal                    10
     ammonium oxalate             1
#13  NG                          32
     potassium nitrate           27
     woodmeal                    10
     ammonium oxalate            30
     guncotton                    1
#14  NG                          33
     woodmeal                    10.3
     ammonium oxalate            29
     guncotton                     .7
     potassium perchloride       27
#15  NG                          40
     sodium nitrate              45
     woodmeal                    15
#16  NG                          47
     starch                      50
     guncotton                    3
#17  NG                          30
     sodium nitrate              22.3
     woodmeal                    40.5
     potassium chloride           7.2
#18  NG                          50
     sodium nitrate              32.6
     woodmeal                    17
     ammonium oxalate              .4
#19  NG                          23
     potassium nitrate           27.5
     woodmeal                    37
     ammonium oxalate             8
     barium nitrate               4
     calcium carbonate             .5
Household equivalants for chemicles
     It has come to my attention that m any of these chemicles are sold
under brand names, or have household equivalants.  here is a list that
might help you out.
acetic acid                vinegar

aluminum oxide             alumia

aluminum potassium sulfate alum

aluminum sulfate           alum

ammonium hydroxide         ammonia

carbon carbonate           chalk

calcium hypochloride       bleaching powder

calcium oxide              lime

calcium sulfate            plaster of paris

carbonic acid              seltzer

carbon tetrachloride       cleaning fluid

ethylene dichloride        Dutch fluid

ferric oxide               iron rust

glucose                    corn syrup

graphite                   pencil lead

hydrochloric acid          muriatic acid

hydrogen peroxide          peroxide

lead acetate               sugar of lead

lead tetrooxide            red lead

magnesium silicate         talc

magnesium sulfate          Epsom salts

naphthalene                mothballs

phenol                     carbolic acid

potassium bicarbonate      cream of tartar

potassium chromium sulf.   chrome alum

potassium nitrate          saltpeter

sodium dioxide             sand

sodium bicarbonate         baking soda

sodium borate              borax

sodium carbonate           washing soda

sodium chloride            salt
sodium hydroxide           lye

sodium silicate            water glass

sodium sulfate             glauber's salt

sodium thiosulfate         photographer's hypo
sulferic acid              battery acid

sucrose                    cane sugar

zinc chloride              tinner's fluid
        Keep this list handy at all times. If you can't seem to get one
or more of the ingredients try another one.  If you still can't, you can
always buy sm all amounts from your school, or maybe from various chemical
companies.  When you do that, be sure to say as little as possible, if
during the school year, and they ask, say it's for a experement for school.



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                         **************
                         *    DRUGS   *
                         **************

 The use of the following can ruin your life, and are to be used as an  be
used as an added experiance in life, not as an escape.  These are non illegal
 and some, non habit forming... Get High on LIFE  not drugs.

Supplies:

     15 lbs. Ripe bananas (Yes bananas)
     A lerge cookie sheet pan
     A rasor blade
     An oven.

    Yes, banana's of all things do contain an amount of a stimulant,
  called bananadine... It is located on the innerpotion of the peels,
  and tastes bitter... Have you ever ate one of the " Strings that peel
  off of the inner peel" Well thats bananadine.

Procedure:
         Peel the bananas... Eat the Chow, KEEP THE PEELS.  Get the
  Rasor blade and scrape the inside of the peels into a pot.  Be sure
  To get All of the soft stuff inside of the peels.  When you are done,
  scraping the stuff into the pot, put some water in along with the
  banana stuff, and boil the stuff untill it turns into a paste.  When
  a paste is achieved, spread the soultion over a cookie pan and bake in
  the oven at the highest possible heat untill a black powder is achieve
  Pulvarize, roll, smoke, One or two will = ONE TRIP. Remember..........
  Use, don't abuse, Abusers are loosers, and loosers are users.


)(()()()()()()()())(()()()()()()()()()(()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(()
                         Either Alcohol
)()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
            C (6) H (12) O (6) + Pruvic acid = Either Alcohol

      Glucose plus the acids from fruits make Either Alcohol! So, Take
      A jar, some fruit:
                       Grapes
                       Strawberries
                       Peaches
                       Apples
                       Etc...
      And put them in an air tight jar filled with sugar!  Put in a damp
      Place to let the reaction set in and drink heartily when you are
      Ready.
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                          Various Non illgal Simple Drugs
  ______________________________________________________________________

 1. Get About 5 large toads...Skin them and dry the skins... Crush and
 smoke ** Note ** Because of the bad taste, you may want to add a little
 peppermint or something.

 2. Glue... Get a tube of model airplane glue... Pour into a plastic bag
 gie and inhale... *** Pretty disgusting  though ***

 3. Get some cough syrup, drink... ( You can Over dose on this one )

 ______________________________________________________________________
 If you REALLY wan't some more recipes, call me, Jimmy'z, and I'll se
 what I can do... Remember... Don't abuse these...
 _____________________________________________________________________

 And, yes, all of these are ligitament...
                  Have fun
                                  Jimmy'z!


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                         Electronic Terrorism

                         By: King Tut


                         The Police Station

                         612-934-4880




It starts when a big, dumb lummox rudely insults you.  Being of a rational,
intelligent disposition, you wisely choose to avoid a (direct) confrontation.
But as he laughs in your face, you smile inwardly---your revenge is already
planned.


Step 1:  follow your victim to his locker, car, or house.  Once you

have chosen your target site, lay low for a week or more,

letting your anger boil.


Step 2:  in the mean time, assemble your versatile terrorist

kit(details below.)


Step 3:  plant your kit at the designated target site on a monday

morning between the hours of 4:00 am and 6:00 am.  Include a

calm, suggestive note that quietly hints at the possibility

of another attack.  Do not write it by hand!  An example of

an effective note:


"don't be such a jerk, or the

next one will take off your

hand.  Have a nice day."


Notice how the calm tone instills fear.  As if written by a

homicidal psychopath.


Step 5:  choose a strategic location overlooking the target site.  Try

to position yourself in such a way that you can see his

facial contortions.


Step 6:  sit back and enjoy the fireworks!



Assembly of the versatile, economic, and effective terrorist kit #1:

the parts you'll need are:

1) 4 aa batteries

2) 1 9-volt battery

3) 1 spdt mini relay (radio shack)

4) 1 rocket engine(smoke bomb or m-80)

5) 1 solar ignitor (any hobby store)

6) 1 9-volt battery connector


step 1:  take the 9-volt battery and wire it through the relay's coil.

This circuit should also include a pair of contacts that when

separated cut off this circuit.  These contacts should be

held together by trapping them between the locker,mailbox, or

car door.
 Once the door is opened, the contacts fall apart

 and the 9-volt circuit is broken, allowing

 the relay to fall to the closed postion thus closing the

 ignition circuit. (If all this is confusing take a look at

 the schematic below.)


 Step 2:  take the 4 aa batteries and

 wire them in succession.  Wire the positive terminal of one

 to the negative terminal of another, until all four are

 connected except one positive terminal and one negative

 terminal.
 Even though the four aa batteries only combine to

 create 6 volts, the increase in amperage is necessary to

 activate the solar ignitor quickly and effectively.


 Step 3:  take the battery pack (made in step 2) and wire one end of it
 to the relay's single pole and the other end to one prong of

 the solar ignitor.  Then wire the other prong of the solar

 ignitor back to the open position on the relay.


 Step 4:  using double sided carpet tape mount the kit in his locker,

 mailbox, or car door.  And last, insert the solar ignitor

 into the rocket engine (smoke bomb or m-80).


 Your kit is now complete!





---------><---------

I    (CONTACTS)    I

I                  I

I                 --- (9  VOLT)

I                  -  (BATTERY)

I                 ---

I
I

I      (COIL)      I

------///////-------

/-----------

/           I

/            I

/             I

(SWITCH) I        I

I        I

I       --- (BATTERY)

I        -  ( PACK  )

I       ---

I        I

I        I

---- -----

I I

*

(SOLAR IGNITOR)



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                  Excerpts from the "Handbook for Volunteers
                        of the Irish Republican Army"
                                By Peace Frog


                   Chapter 2-A group of people fighting for freedom
          can only hope to defeat an oppressor or occupying power by
          means of guerilla warfare.The enemys superiority in
          numbers,resources,materials,and everything else that goes
          into the waging of successful war can only be overcome by
          the correct application of guerrilla methods.Guerrilla
          warfare might be defined as the resistance of all the
          people to enemy power.In the struggle the guerrillas act
          as the spearhead of the resistance.
                               The Guerrilla...
                       Outside of the support he gets from the
          people among whom he operates-and this support must never
          be underestimated for it is vital to his eventual
          success-he fights alone.He is part of an independant
          formation that is in effect an army by itself.He must be
          SELF-CONTAINED.If necessary he must act alone and fight
          alone with the weapons at his disposal-and these will
          often not be the best.The guerrilla must hit fast and hit
          hard.He must be adaptable and change his methods
          constantly.His training must be such that during
          withdrawal his formation can break up and reform later.It
          is not his job to hold a lone or take a city or maintain a
          strategically vital area.But this is what he must do:
                  HE MUST EXHAUST THE ENEMY BY CONSTANT
          HARASSMENT.HE MUST ATTACK CONSTANTLY AND FROM ALL
          DIRECTIONS.
                  HE MUST STAGE SUCCESSFUL RETREATS,RETURN TO THE
          ATTACK,AVOID ENCOUNTERS WITH THE ENEMY THAT ARE NOT OF HIS
          OWN MAKING.

                  Tactics must be changed constantly so they dont
          become predictable.The greatest advantage of the guerrilla
          is mobility.The guerrillas greatest weapon is
          surprise.Morale is the most important thing to a group
                            Guerrilla Strategy...
                    The most important goals:
                     1)Drain the enemys manpower and resources.
                     2)Lead the resistance of the people to enemy
                       occupation.
                     3)Break down the enemy's administration.

                   The main principles of war can be boiled down the
          these five:
          1)Concentration-or economy of force.
          2)Protection-to guard against being taken unawares by the
          enemy.
          3)Surprise-to catch the enemy in such a situation that he
          is unable to switch his forces to meet the attack.Surprise
          can be of time or place as well as armament and forces.
          4)Aggressiveness-determination to knock out the enemy in
          the attack.
          5)Objective-the pursue the objective to the end despite
          the enemy's counter-measures and never to be sidetracked.
           The guerilla only attacks on his terms..Only fight when
          your forces are strong.When they are not,retreat.A
          guerilla movement can only operate if two conditions
          exist.They are:
          1)That there are guerrilla formations everywhere(centres
          of resistance) and that they are everywhere in action.Thus
          when the enemy concentrates on one point another blazes
          up.Without this he could snuff out the guerrillas in no
          time.
          2)That the guerrilla detachments are SELF-CONTAINED in
          everything needed for their operations,including
          arms,supplies,intelligence,and propaganda among the
          people.
                            Organization and Arms
          1)The membership of a guerrilla force operating in a
          particular area should in the main consist of locals.Since
          small blunders may lead to major setbacks the guerrillas
          should know the terrain like a book.For this knowledge
          locals are invaluable.
          2)The guerrillas are volunteers and are inspired by an
          ideal.Therefore their loyalty,understanding of what is at
          stake and discipline will be-and must be-on a much higher
          level than that obtaining in a regular army.
          3)Leadership will come in the trust the guerrillas place
          in their commander.
          4)Organization must NEVER be so rigid as to be
          unadaptable.
          5)Breaches of the guerrilla code-desertion,betrayal,breach
          of confidence in any way-must be severely dealt with on
          the spot.
                                   Sections
          The column should never exceed 30 men.There are number of
          squads.These are:
          1)The battle team-Consists of 2 men for fire and
          movement.Could be a tactical entity when required,one
          would give fire support while the other manoeuvered.
          2)The section-consists of 2 battle teams,and a section
          commander,ie 5 men.3 sections make up a column.
          The battle teams and sections must be trained to fight ON
          THEIR OWN.
                                     Arms
          Almost any small arms weapon can be a guerrilla weapon.
          For assault:SMG's,Light Machine
          Guns,Shotguns,Explosives,Grenades,Pistols,Auto-Rifles,
          Flame Throwers,etc.For support:LMG's,rifles,2" mortars(for
          high-angled fire)and rocket launchers.It will be the lucky
          movement that has all these.For the most part the movement
          must improvise.
                               With the People
                  The duties of guerrillas are:
          1)Recruiting VOLUNTEERS for columns from population of
          territory column is operating in.
          2)Use of civil political commities among the people whose
          function is to agitate the oppressors,get new members for
          guerrillas,organise supplies for columns,provide
          transportation for guerrillas,lead the people in campaigns
          of active and passive resistance to enemy occupation.
          3)Have guerrilla agents work among civilian population
          collecting information for the army.
          4)Use of part time guerrillas who would continue in
          civilian occupations yet be available when called
          upon.Used as reserves when occasion is warranted.
                                  Defense...
          The defense of the guerrilla base must be organized that:
          1)A few snipers(as look outs)can cover approaches for long
          distances.There should be a clear cut system of alarms and
          a well-worked drill for evacuation of volunteers and
          supplies.
          2)There should be an emergency exit so that attackers can
          be hit from the rear.
          3)The lay-out of the column dugouts should be such that
          all section of the column are in a position to manoeuvre
          or completely dissolve as the occasion warrants.Best is
          the triangular form.Each dug-out would give support fire
          for the other.
          4)Dug-outs should be camouflaged to be protected from air
          and ground fire.
          5)There should be caches for arms and supplies which
          should be insulated from water and drainage.
          6)Approaches maybe mined and bases near main roads should
          habe exits facing away from the road.
          7)After the capture of guerrillas belonging to the column
          the bases must IMMEDIATELY be changed.A force
          might,however,be left behind to surprise the enemy if he
          attacks.
          __________________________________________________________
           Notes:Methods of withdrawal are as important as methods
          of attack.The guerrilla who does his damage and then hauls
          ass is the guerrilla who lives to fight another day.There
          must also be plans for evacuation of the
          wounded.Explosives must be used in the following manner:
          For metal:Use a 1/2 pd. of x-plosive for every 1/2 in.of
          thickness for a width of a foot.
          For stone/brick:Use a 1/2 pd. of x-plosive for a thickness
          of 10 in. by a width of 1 foot.
          For wood:Use a 1/2 pd. of x-plosive for five inch
          thickness by a width of a foot.
          Put sugar or sand in petrol tanks.Both will immobilize
          said vehicle.The first essential is to kill the enemy
          without being killed yourself.The second is to take
          advantage of cover.When sniping in open country never use
          the same place twice.Continually be on the move.Always
          keep the people on your side,never act against them.They
          are your lifeline.Without the people your movement is
          lost.
                                        -Peace Frog.



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                               *** F I R E       ***
                               ***    B A L L    ***
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                                                Brought to you by:
                                                       Fusion


        This project is much like the "Stinger Missile" except it is much like
a flare instead of a missile...The materials you need to make this project are:

Gun Powder
"C" Rocket Engine (with least delay)
Cardboard tube inside of toilet paper
Masking or Duct Tape
Metal Tube

Procedure:

        To make this project, first, get the C engine and attach a fuse to the
bottom....Then, wrap the engine with the cardboard making it fit perfectly by
cutting the cardboard and taping it around the engine.....There will be space
above the engine...In this space, pack the gun powder into it...Here is a
diagram of what the inside of the cardboard should look like:

= - Engine
* - Gun Powder
| - Fuse
                               *****
                               *****
                               =====
                               =====
                               =====
                               =====
                                 |
                                 |

Then, wrap the whole thing with the Duct tape.... Put it in the metal tube,
lite it and watch....Have phun

DISCLAIMER : This project is just for the enjoyment of the reader and is not
meant to do any harm to anyone....I recommend you do not try this project.. It
is Dangerous and can hurt someone....I am not responsible for anyone who
attempts this project...Thanks

                        Also, call these fine boards:

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                 PINNACLE OF MT. OLYMPUS 213-926-8097
                        DUPLICATIONS LTD.714-739-8060
                        THE MANOR        213-865-3826


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                            Free Postage!!
                           By: TAP Magazine

                          The Police Station
                             612-934-4880


     The increasing cost of postage to mail letters and packages is
bringing down our standard of living.  To remedy this deplorable
situation, some counter control measures can be applied.

     For example, if the stamps on a letter are coated with Elmer's
Glue by the sender, the cancellation mark will not destroy the stamp:
the Elmer/s drives to form an almost invisible coating that protects
the stamps from the cancellation ink. Later, the receiver of the
letter can remove the cancellation mark with water and reuse the
stamps. Furthermore, ecological saving will also result from recycling
the stamps.  Help save a tree.

     The glue is most efficently applied with a brush with stiff,
short bristles.  Just dip the brush directly into the glue and spread
it on evenly, covering the entire surface of the stamp.  It will dry
in about 15 minutes.

     For mailing packages, just follow the same procedure as outlined
above; however, the package should be weighed and checked to make sure
that it has the correct amount of postage on it before it is taken to
the Post Office.

     Removing the cancellation and the glue from the stamps can be
easily accomplished by soaking the stamps in warm water until they
float free from the paper.  The stamps can then be put onto a paper
towel to dry.  Processing stamps in large batches saves time too.
Also, it may be helpful to write the word 'Elmer' at the top of the
letter (not on the envelope) to cue the receiving party in that the
stamps have been protected with the glue.

     We all know that mailing packages can be expensive.  And we also
know that the handicapped are sometimes discriminated against in jobs.
The Government, being the generous people they are, have given the
blind free postal service.

     Simply address you envelope as usual, and make one modification.
In the corner where the stamp would go, write in (or stamp) the words
'FREE MATTER FOR THE BLIND".  Then drop you package or letter in one
of the blue fedral mailboxes.  DO NOT TAKE THE LETTER TO THE POST
OFFICE, OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX.

     Sounds very nice of the government to do this, right?  Well, they
aren't that nice.  The parcel is sent library rate, that is below
third class.  It may take four to five days to send a letter to just
the next town.

     This too is quite simple, but less effective.  Put the address
that you are sending the letter to as the return address.  If you were
sending a $20 donation to the pirate's Chest, you would put our
address (po box 644, lincoln ma. 01773) as the return address.

     Then you would have to be carless and forget to put the stamp on
the envelope.  A nice touch is to put a bullshit address in the center
of the envelope.

     Again, you MUST drop the letter in a FEDRAL mailbox.  If the post
office doesn't send the letter to the return address for having no
stamp, they will send it back for the reason of "No such address".

Example--

  Pirates Chest
  P.O. Box 644
  Lincol, Ma.
  01773

                       Tom Bullshit
                       20 Fake Road
                       What Ever, XX
                       99851


     One last thing you might try doing is soaking a cancelled stamp
off of an envelope, and gluing it onto one you are sending.  Then burn
the stamp, leaveing a little bit to show that there was one there.


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                    |  General Guide to Anarchy |
                    *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
                      <=-+ By: Jimmy'z +-=>

     So, you wan't to break into the world of Anarchy... Its easy.
  If you have the right connections, there is an unlimited list of the
 (stuff) that you can do... In the following article, I will explain
  to thoes of you to who General Anarchy is new to.
                    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
                    |IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!|
                    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
      The following information is based on theory. In no way can the
   Author or reader of this document be held responsible for  any
   damage done using this information.

                         CAR BLOW TORCH
                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
           All that you need for this one is , a car... a spark plug and
       Some Wire... here's what you do...

          You cut a hole in the exaust pipe of your car... It has to be
        Just big enough for the spark plug to fit in the hole snugly
        you then take and wire a switch like this...

    (SWITCH)   ||    (POSITIVE LINE)  =   (NEGATIVE LINE) -
                     ^^^^^^^^ Key
                      ====================     |--------|
                    ||                         | battery|
                      --------------------     |--------|
          When you are ready to torch just start the engine and
       Flip the switch... WATCH OUT , I've seen some of theese go 20
       Feet!


                         SIMPLE BOMB
                         ~~~~~~~~~~~

           Just get these few things... A Jug... Gas... And the medicine
        Out of a snake bite kit... Pour some of that gas into the jug
        and slosh it around in there untill all of it has evaporated or
        dried onto the sides of the jug... Then ppour some of the snake
        bite medicine in the jug, also let that stuff dry...

                       DONT DROP THE SUCKER !!!

                  This sucker packs about the force of a half a stick
              Of dynamite!  When you et ready to throw this thing...
              chuckk this thing and RUN LIKE HE**


                      There... Thats our lesson for today boys and girls
           Just don't use these things for bad uses...
              The Federal Bureau of Investigation doesen't Like it.

                 Thankyou and KEEP staying on top... We are the minds of
             FUTURE!
                                        Respecfully yours...

                                          Jimmy'z


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To get even with an ex trading friend. Offer to send him the newest
ware by mail. But before you do this take the disk out of its jacket
and do the following:
Take a small dish and pour acetone (nail polish remover) into it.
Now get lotsa matcheads and put them in it. Now pulverize it until
you have a somewhat gooey consistency. This is what you should brush on
the disk in a thin layer but make sure you leave a clean area to show
thru the envelope.  Now when he boots it, it boots him!!!
-Ziggy Stardust/Boys From Brazil-


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                           Harmless Terror
                           By: The Prowler

                          The Police Station
                             612-934-4880


To all those who do not wish to inflict bodily damage on their victems
but only terror.

These are weapons that should be used from high places.

1) The flour bomb.
   Take a wet paper towel and pour a given amount of baking flour in
   the center. Then wrap it up and put on a rubber band to keep it
   together. When thrown it will fly well but when it hits, it covers
   the victim with the flower or causes a big puff of flour which will
   put the victim in terror since as far as they are concerned, some
   strange white powder is all over them. This is a cheap method of
   terror and for only the cost of a roll of paper towels and a bag of
   flour you and your friends can have loads of fun watching people
   flee in panic.

2) Smoke bomb projectile.
   All you need is a bunch of those little round smoke bombs and a
   wrist rocket or any sling-shot. Shoot the smoke bombs and watch the
   terror since they think it will blow up!

3) Rotten eggs (good ones)
   take some eggs and get a sharp needle and poke a small hole in the
   top of each one. Then let them sit in a warm place for about a
   week. Then you've got a bunch of rotten eggs that will only smell
   when they hit.

4) Glow in the dark terror.
   Take one of those tubes of glow in the dark stuff and pour the
   stuff on whatever you want to throw and when it gets on the victim,
   they think it's some deadly chemical or a radioactive substance so
   they run in total panic. This works especially well with flower
   bombs since a gummy, glowing substance gets all over the victim.

5) Fizzling panic.
   Take a baggie of a water-baking soda solution and seal it. (Make
   sure there is no air in it since the solution will form a gas and
   you don't want it to pop on you.) Then put it in a bigger plastic
   bag and fill it with vinegar and seal it. When thrown, the two
   substances will mix and cause a violently bubbling substance to go
   all over the victim.




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                      How to Break In to a House
                      By: Jim Meeker
                      The Police Station
                      612-934-4880
Okay You Need:
1.  Tear Gas or Mace
2.  A BB/Pelet Gun
3.  An Ice Pick
4.  Thick Gloves

What You Do Is:
1.  Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring doorbell,  To find out if
    they're home.
2.  If they're not home then...
3.  Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever).
4.  If you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.
5.  Put the gloves on!!!!!!!
6.  Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks.
7.  Push the ice-pick through the hole (made by the BB gun).
8.  Enter window.
9.  FIRST...Find the LIVING ROOM. (they're neat things there!).
10.  Then goto the Bed-room to get a pillow  case.  Put the goodies in
     the pillow case.
11.  Get out <-* FAST! -*>
Notes:   You should have certian targets worked out (like computers,
Radios, Ect.,Ect.).
         Also <-* NEVER *-> Steal from your own neigborhood. If you
think they have an alarm...<-* FORGET IT! *->.



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    How to get Revenge on Someone
    -----------------------------
Written by Black Fire and Capt. Cloner


  Everyone has an enemy that they would
like to seek revenge on without the
victim knowing who the aggressor is.
Here are ways that have been proven
effective in the field of harrasing
and/or annoying someone.

  Call the news papers, and adverise
an arctile similar to this:  "You too
can make calls free through MCI, ITT,
and other long distance services just
by making a local call.  For more
information, send a self-adressed
stamped envlope to:(fill in name and
adress with zip code)"  After this has
appeared in the papers, inform your
local FBI agent or police officer of
his ad.  You can also advertise an ad
like this: "Apple //e, 128k, 2 disk
drives, Amdek Color 3 Monitor, Hayes
Smartmodem 1200, and much more.  $750
or best offer. (phone number)".

  Another prank is to call house at all
hours, and post on all boards that a
new bulletin board is opening up at
his number.  Get everyone you know to
call him at all times (preferably late
at night.  Call answering machines,
and give the persons number and tell
them to call right away.  Also during
the day you can look up people in the
phone that have a "Mr. and Mrs." there,
and the wife will probably be home, but
not the husband, so tell the wife to
tell the husband to call your victim
as soon as possible and give number.
Call Taxi's, Exterminators, Pizza
deliverys, Catorers, Garages, Plumers,
Dog Funeral Homes, Flower and Ballon
deliverys, Moving Services, Singing
and Striptease telegrams, Junkyards to
remove garbage, report robberies and
fires at his/her house, Locksmiths,
order oil from several companies
(heating oil), order family portraits
taken at their home, sign him/her up
for the army, call realtors to put
house for sale, Septic cleaners, house
remodelers, call Bell + tell you are
having with phone, call cable company,
and call phone sex lines that call
back and give his number to call back.
Order plane tickets, send brochures of
all shit like colleges, beauty schools,
and all other things that send info.
on their place, and adress it to:
"DICK" and his last name.

  To have a little phun, drop by his
house one day, tie a chain to the back
of you truck/car and the other end to
the victims mailbox.  Take off, and no
more mailbox.  Also, throw eggs at
house and cars, piss on cars and is gas
tank of cars.  Get 300 sheets+ of paper
and put in a paper shreader and after
it is in 1" by 1" pieces, throw all
over his lawn in various places.
Another fun thing is to bring along
a baseball bat and knock the shit out
of his mailbox.  Send mail with not
enough postage to them, and wrap up
bricks and rocks and put no return
adress on them and drop in a mailbox.
Get a library card out in his name, and
take out books and don't return them.
Lay tacks on either side of tires of
his car so either way he will run over
them.  Take weed killer, and pour it
on his flower garden or put your
initials on his front yard with it so
it will show up with dead grass.  You
can also use the old trick of laying
dog shit on his front porch.  Pour
grease all over driveway and steps,
dump your garbage cans over front yard,
when he puts his garbage at the end
of the driveway, dump the cans over the
street so he will have to pick it up in
the morning.  Smear warm tar on his
car windshield, and that shit isn't
coming off.  Crazy Glue or stick gum
over and in his car locks, and if he
goes to school do the same to his
locker.  Catch fish, and let them sit
out in the sun for a day, and that
night lay the fish in their front yard.
Lay cow shit in their air conditioner,
 and stick sticks in the between the
fan blades for the air conditioner.
The toilet paper around their trees is
always good, and wet toilet paper and
stand out in the street and whip them
at their house, and when it dries, it
is hard as rock stuck to their house.
If they leave toys out, stick skate-
boards under car tires, rip heads off
of dolls, pull seats out bikes, and
let air out of bike tires.  You can
also ride by in the car with your BB
gun, and try your target practice.
Some of this has been tried, and some
not, but remember that it is best to
be near them when these happen, so you
can see their faces.  Never hint who
you are, and warn that you are not
finshed yet.  The best weapon you have
is your phone, because they can't keep
their phone off the hook 24 hrs. a day.
If they take the phone off the hook,
try back in 1/2 hour, and it will be
back on.  Most of these have been
proven effective, and the others will
most likely effective.  We have sat
here for hours thinking of every
possible method of harrasing, bothing,
and annoying someone to the point of
insanity.  This has been written by
Black Fire with the help of Captain
Cloner.  We will be writing more as
soon as more ideas are tested.  You
will be hearing more from us.  Have
fun, and remember this is only a game!

        (> Black Fire <)
           ----------

       - Captain Cloner -
         --------------

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Have fun and enjoy! Use these on the
people closest to you...practice
makes perfect, you know!

                         <TD>

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                         How to Hotwire a Car
                           By: The Marauder

                          The Police Station
                             612-934-4880



  The easiest way is to just get under the dashboard and start
crossing wires. Of course this could short out the entire electrical
system so there is a better way.

  When you get in the car, look under the dash.  If it's enclosed then
don't bother. Most new cars are like this unfortunately. However you
could cut through the dash. If you do cut just do it near the
ignition.

  Once you get behind or near the ignition, look for two red wires. In
older cars this was the standard color code.  If they aren't there
you'll just have to try whatever else you can find.

Pull out the two wires and cross them. The car should start.




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                      How to Make Nitroglycerin
                            By: Karl Marx

                          The Police Station
                             612-934-4880


                    CH2ONO2
                    !                    3/2 N2 + 3 CO2
                    CHONO2  ---------->     +
                    !        Ignition    5/2 H2O + 1/4 O2
                    CH2ONO2

(How Nitro explodes--note that the byproducts are nothing but
nitrogen, carbon dioxide, water and oxygen)

     Nitroglycerin [heretofore Nitro] is a very powerful high-
explosive.  I am not sure who invented it but he probably didn't-- the
first person to make it probably blew himself up and his freind got
the info off his notes. Well anyway, the next best thing to Nitro is
TNT which is ten times harder to make but also ten times safer to
make.  If you can't use common sense then dont even TRY
to make this stuff--a few drops can be lethal under certain
circumstances.

                            To make Nitro:
                            == ==== ======

     Mix 100 parts fuming nitric acid (for best results it should have
a specific gravity of 50 degrees Baume') with 200 parts sulphuric
acid.  This is going to be HOT at first--it won't splatter if you pour
the nitric INTO the sulphuric but don't try it the other way around.
The acid solutions together can disolve flesh in a matter of seconds
so take the proper measures for God's sake!!!  When cool, add 38 parts
glycerine as slowly as possible. Let it trickle down the sides of the
container into the acids or it won't mix thourily and the reaction
could go to fast--which causes enough heat to ignite the stuff.  Stir
with a **GLASS** rod for 15 seconds or so then CARFULLY pour it into
20 times it's *VOLUME* of water.  It will visibly precipitate
immediatly. there will be twice as much Nitro as you used glycerin and
it is easy to separate.  Mix it with baking soda as soon as you have
separated it-- this helps it not to go off spontainously.

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
  NOTES:  Parts are by weight and the Baume' scale of spicific gravity
can be found in most chem. books.  You ca get fuming nitric and
sulfuric acids wherever good chemicals or fertilizers are sold.  It is
positivly *STUPID* to make more than 200 grams of Nitro at a time.
When mixing the stuff wear goggles, gloves, etc.  When I first made
the stuff I had the honor of having it go off by itself (I added too
much glycerine at a time.)  I was across the room at the time, but I
felt the impact--so did the table it was on as well as the window it
was next to--they were both smashed by only 25 grams in an open bowl.
Oh, yes, glycerine you can get at any pharmacy and you need an adult
signature for the acids.  Any bump can make Nitro go off if you don't
add the bicarbonate of (baking) soda--but even with that, if it gets
old I wouldn't play catch with it.

     Once you have made the Nitro and saturated it with Bicarb. you
can make a really powerful explosive that won't go off by itself by
simply mixing it with as much cotton as you can and then saturating
that with molten ((parifine--just enough to make it sealed and hard.
Typically, use the same amounts (by weight) of each Nitro, cotton and
parifine.  This, when wrapped in newspaper, was once known as "Norbin
& Ohlsson's Patent Dynamite," but that was back in 1896.




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                       Improvising Black Powder

                       By: Mr. Byte-Zap


                       The Police Station

                       612-934-4880



Black powder can be prepared in a simple, safe manner.  It may be used
as blasting or gun powder.
Material required:
-----------------
potassium nitrate, granulated, 3 cups

wood charcoal, powdered, 2 cups

sulfur, powdered, 1/2 cup

alcohol, 5 pints (whiskey, rubbing alcohol, etc.)

Water, 3 cups

heat source

2 buckets -- each 2 gallon capacity, at least one of which is heat
             resistant (metal, ceramic, etc.)
Flat window screening, at least 1 ft. Square
large wooden stick
cloth, at least 2 ft. Square
note: the above amounts will yield 2 ounds of black powder.  However,
only the ratios of the amounts of the ingredients are important.
Thus, for twice as much black powder, double all quantities
used.

Procedure:
---------

1) place alcohol in one of the buckets
2) place potassium nitrate, charcoal, and sulfur in the heat resistant
bucket.  Add 1 cup water and mix thoroughly with wooden stick until
all ingredients are dissolved.
3) Add remaining water (2 cups) to mixture.  Place bucket on heat
source and stir until small bubbles begin to form.
Caution:  do not boil mixture.  Be sure all mixture stays wet.  If any
          is dry, as on sides of pan, it may ignite.
4) Remove bucket from heat and pour mixture into alcohol while
stirring vigorously
5) let alcohol stand about 5 minutes. Strain mixture through cloth to
obtain black powder.  Discard liquid. Wrap cloth around black
powder and squeeze to remove all excess liquid.
6) Place screening over dry bucket. Place workable amount of damp
powder on screen and granulate by rubbing solid through screen
note: if granulated particles appear to stick together and change shape,
recombine entire batch of powder and repeat steps 5 & 6.
7) Spread granulated powder on flat dry surface so that layer about
1/2 inch is formed.  Allow to dry.  Use radiator , or direct
sunlight.  This should be dried as soon as possible, preferably in
one hour.  The longer the drying period, the less effective the
black powder.
Caution: remove from heat as soon as granules are dry.  Black powder
         is now ready for use.




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                       JACKPOTTING: What is it?
                           By: The Prowler

                          The Police Station
                             612-934-4880


JACKPOTTING was done rather successfully a while back in (you guessed
   it) New York.

What the culprits did was:
     sever (actually cross over) the line between the ATM and the
     host. insert a microcomputer between the ATM and the host. insert
     a fradulent card into the ATM.  (card=cash card, not hardware)
What the ATM did was: send a signal to the host, saying "Hey!  Can I
     give this guy money, or is he broke, or is his card invalid?"
What the microcomputer did was: intercept the signal from the host,
     discard it, send "there's no one using the ATM" signal.
What the host did was: get the "no one using" signal, send back "okay,
     then for God's sake don't spit out any money!" signal to ATM.
What the microcomputer did was:
     intercept signal (again), throw it away (again), send "Wow!  That
     guy is like TOO rich!  Give him as much money as he wants.  In
     fact, he's so loaded, give him ALL the cash we have!  He is
     really a valued customer." signal.
What the ATM did:
     what else?  Obediently dispense cash till the cows came home (or
     very nearly so).
What the crooks got:
     well in excess of $120,000 (for one weekend's work), and several
     years when they were caught.

This story was used at a CRYPTOGRAPHY conference I attended a while
ago to demonstrate the need for better information security.  The
lines between ATM's & their hosts are usually 'weak' in the sense that
the information transmitted on them is generally not encrypted in any
way.  One of the ways that JACKPOTTING can be defeated is to encrypt
the information passing between the ATM and the host.  As long as the
key cannot be determined from the ciphertext, the transmission (and
hence the transaction) is secure.

A more believable, technically accurate story might concern a person
who uses a computer between the ATM and the host to determine the key
before actually fooling the host.  As everyone knows, people find
cryptanalysis a very exciting and engrossing subject...don't they?
(Hee-Hee)

         __________
          |        |--<<<<---|    |---<<<<---------/-----\
          |  ATM   |   microcomputer              / host  \
          |        |         |    |               |       |
          |        |         |    |                \      /
          |________|--->>>>--|    |--->>>>----------\----/


I know the person that accomplished this feat, here in Orange County
in the very recent past:

  The B of A ATM's are connected through dedicated lines to a host
computer as the Bishop said. However, for maintenance purposes, there
is at least one separate dial-up line also going to that same host
computer. This guy basically bs'ed his way over the phone till he
found someone stupid enough to give him th number. After finding that,
he had has Apple hack at the code. Simple.

Step 2: He had a friend go to an ATM with any B of A ATM card. He
stayed at home with the Apple connected to the host. When his friend
inserted the card, the host displayed it. The guy with the Apple
modified the status & number of the card directly in the host's
memory. He turned the card into a security card, used for testing
purposes. At that point, the ATM did whatever it's operator told it to
do.

   The next day, he went into the bank with the $2000 he received,
talked to the manager and told him every detail of what he'd done. The
manager gave him his business card and told him that he had a job
waiting for him when he got out of school.

   Now, B of A has been warned, they might have changed the system. On
the other hand, it'd be awful expensive to do that over the whole
country when only a handful of people have the resources and even less
have the intelligence to duplicate the feat. Who knows?




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                      How to Have Fun at K-Mart
                          By: The Daredevil

                          The Police Station
                             612-934-4880


  Well, first off, one must realise the importance of K-Marts in
society today. First off, K-Marts provide things cheaper to those who
can't afford to shop at higher quality stores.  Although, all I ever
see in there is minorities and Senior Citizens, and the poor people in
our city.  Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in there.  But, once,
I did.

  You see, once, after The Moon Roach and Havoc Chaos(Dear friends of
mine) and I were exploring such fun things as rooftops, we came along
a K-Mart.  Amused, and cold for that matter, we wandered in.  The
Tension mounts.

  As we walked up to the entrance, we were nearly attacked by Youth
Groups selling cheap cookies, and wheelchair sticken people selling
American Flags.  After laughing at these people, we entered. This is
where the real fun begins...

  First, we wandered around the store, and turned on all the blue
lights we could find. That really distracts and confuses the
attendents...Fun to do...

  The first neat thing, is to go to the section of the store where
they sell computers. Darkness engulf the earth the day they find Apple
Computers being sold there.  Instead, lesser computers like the
laughable Vic-20 can be found there...Turn it on, and make sure
nobody's looking...Then, once in Basic, type...

]10 PRINT "Fuck the world!  Anarchy Rules!" (or something to that
                                             effect.)
]20 GOTO 10 and walk away.

  Also, set the sample radios in the store to a santanic rock station,
and turn the radio off.  Then, set the alarm for two minutes ahead of
the time displayed there.  Turn the volume up all the way, and walk
away.  After about two minutes, you will see the clerk feebly attempt
to turn the radio down or off.  It's really neat to set ten or more
radios to different stations, and walk away.

  One of my favorite things to do, is to get onto the intercom system
of the store.  Easier typed then done.  First, check out the garden
department.  You say there's no attendent there? Good.  Sneak
carefully over to the phone behind the cheap counter there, and pick
it up.  Dial the number corrisponding to the item that says 'PAGE'...
And talk.  You will note that your voice will echo all over the bowels
of K-Mart.

  I would suggest announcing something on the lines of:"Anarchy
rules!!"




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                       Marijuana 101-A beginner's guide.
                               By Barney Pishmonger


                       For those of you who may want to enter the
          wide world of weed,but are afraid you will be gypped,this
          is dedicated.
                       Marijuana comes in many different
          species,each looking quite different by the time it gets
          to you..The main type in the Virginia region is dark to
          mid green,and coarsely grinded.It is relatively weak when
          compared to the other types,such as Arabian grass,so about
          two to three joints must be smoked.If you buy by the
          leaf,remember weed has 7 leaves,NOT five as popularly
          believed.If given a choice,get Mexican or Vietnamese or
          Arabian,as these are the best,but they are rare.Pot is a
          weed,and can be grown anywhere,without supervision,and
          planted around mid spring so harvesting can happen in
          August or September.If you grow your own pot,it is best to
          cultivate it like you would a houseplant,to produce a
          strong and healthy plant that will produce maximum leaf.
                      Since most of you will not be planting it I
          will not go into the cultivation process.If you wish to
          grow some,ask around,sombody knows how to do it.
                      Pot is smoked mainly in a rolling paper,which
          can be bought at any half-ass drugstore..It does take a
          good amount of dexterity and technique to roll a good
          doobie,so practice with tobacco from ordinary
          cigarettes.(That IS what they are for).
                      Pot can be smoked in a bowl(or Hookah,as it is
          traditionally known).This has a small bowl like a pipe at
          the bottom,and a open plastic mouthpiece at the top.When
          you inhale,the smoke is inhaled through water you have
          placed in the bowl,thus cooling it..I've heard putting
          brandy or other liquor instead of water in there is a
          fantastic way of getting there.
                      Another way of "doing" pot is to eat it,but
          this is a waste,since you dont get full effect from
          this.Just use it as spice(like you would salt or pepper)on
          your food,or if you have a sweet tooth,put ice cream and
          ice in a blender with some pot and blend the whole mess
          and then slurp it up.
                       Pot is mainly bought in dimes,twenty bags,and
          quarters.This is jive to confuse you,a dime is 10 bucks
          worth,a twenty twenty bucks worth,and a quarter 40 bucks
          worth.A twenty bag is usually about 2 1/2 to 3 inches of
          the stuff widethwise.But if the weed is  strong you might
          get less.
                      There are a lot of half-asses out there who
          will gyp you big time.Go to buy the stuff with a friend
          who is experienced in this kind of stuff.The expereinced
          pot conneusser can spot bullshit a mile away.Look for
          extremely ground up "weed".This is likely oregano or
          parsley or some other shit.
                       Weed has a distinctive smell like VERY strong
          tobacco,but once you buy some you can tell if its real or
          just how pure it is by the smell and taste.Weed is a very
          strong form of tobbacco.Another way to smoke it is with a
          pipe with a metal grate over the bowl,you can get the
          grate from a bathroom sink,get it out with a knife,it
          should fit perfectly.
                      Pot causes a relaxed feeling,and depending on
          how much you smoke,you could be either relaxed or bombed
          out of your skull.Like you are drunk.A lot of weed causes
          loss of coordinaton and concentration,and if its really
          good,hallucinations(but this is rare).
                      Pot causes the loss of hangups.When you start
          to smoke pot you will see the true fraud around you,the
          bullshit,the hangups of other people,the hangups of
          yourself.Pot is NOT addictive(contrary to popular belief).
          Psychological Addiction is bullshit made up by the
          establishment,slamming your dick in a door is
          psychologically addictive if thats the kind of thing that
          gets you off.Cigarrettes are REALLY addictive,and they are
          legal,and millions of lives a year are ruined because of
          alcohol(also addictive).The law against Marijuana is
          bullshit,pure and simple.
                      Pot's influence is not agreed upon by
          scientists,some say it remains in your system as little as
          3 hours,others say a couple of weeks.
                      For the more experienced,there is Hashish.This
          is merely extract of weed,and is vastly more powerful.Just
          a little of this can put a man in either a drunken stupor
          or a deep sleep.It is smoked with a pipe in a bowl(see
          above).
                      Pot and Hashish are both aphrodesiacs,they
          cause lenghtening of sexual orgasms,if of course you are
          aware that such a thing is going on.Try not to giggle
          while doing this.
                      For the brave there is LSD....The effects of
          LSD are the same as smoking,say,about 10 joints.LSD costs
          5 bucks a hit.10 joints costs 20 bucks.Think about that.
          Weed used to be cheap until the DEA cracnked down.Weed
          used to cost 170 bucks for 2.2 pounds in the '60's,now it
          costs 1000 bucks a pound.However,the REAL drugs such as
          coke and crack's prices have gone the exact opposite.This
          is the bullshit of the substance abuse laws.Weed is LESS
          harmful than Ciggies,also its not addictive,something is
          wrong here...Many countries in Europe have legalized Pot
          and Hashish,and its only been illegal HERE since the
          30's.Somethin's wrong here kids.
                      Bad trips are a popular misconception.Bad
          trips are either caused by brown(bad)acid or by someone
          bothering you while you are tripping,such as someone
          sneaking up behind you and yelling.
                      There are many other non-addictive
          psychedelics,such as DMT(stronger version of
          acid),mescaline(synthetic Peyote),Peyote(a mushroom),and
          STP(Never take this,I will guarantee you it will be the
          worst,most fucked up bad trip you will ever go on).Never
          mess with addictive drugs or the VERY hard
          psychedelics,they are a dead end.
               I think you now have all the laymens knowledge you
          will need to go out and buy your very first joint or bag
          of weed.The rest you will have to learn through
          experience.

                           Barney Pishmonger-
                            Dec.5,1988
                              WB BBS


              Drug Vocabulary-
                  Pot,weed,Basketball Jones,Meechuacan,Acapulco
          Gold,Viet Red,Mex Green. -MARIJUANA
                  Hash,Corn Beef,Reindeer Dust,Arabian Trip-HASHISH
                  CASH-Burned up Marijuana,spent marijauana.
                  BOWL-Marijauana Smoking Device.
                  LSD-Acid,Trip,Hits,Speck,Dot,Zodiac,Muzak,Caps.
                  PSILOCYBIN-'Shrooms,Magic Mushrooms.
                  ROLLING PAPERS-Papers,Rollers
                  VIPERS-Marijuana smokers(because of hissing sound
          of inhaling 'juana thrugh the rolling paper)
                 Thanks to all the folks who introduced ME to weed
          so very long ago..GH,SG,AB,TV,+of course TK.



                                           Pot,Freedom,and Love,
                                                       Barney Pishmonger.

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                         Miscellanous Nasties
                            By: Lex Luthor

                          The Police Station
                             612-934-4880


                              FIREBOMBS

   Most fire bombs are simply gasoline filled bottles with a fuel
soaked rag in the mouth (the bottle's mouth, not yours). The original
Molotov cocktail, and still about the best, was a mixture of one part
gasoline and one part motor oil. The oil helps it to cling to what it
splatters on.

   Some use one part roofing tar and one part gasoline. Fire bombs
have been found whcih were made by pouring melted wax into gasoline.


                                NAPALM

    About the best fire bomb is napalm. It has a thick consistancy,
like jam and is best for use on vehilces or buildings.

    Napalms is simply one part gasoline and one part soap. The soap is
either soap flakes or shredded bar soap. Detergents won't do.

    The gasoline must be heated in order for the soap to melt. The
usual way is with a double boiler where the top part has at least a
two-quart capicity. The water in the bottom part is brought to a boil
and the double boiler is taken from the stove and carried to where
there is no flame.

   Then one part, by volume, of gasoline is put in the top part and
allowed to heat as much as it will and the soap is added and the mess
is stirred until it thickens. A better way to heat gasoline is to fill
a bathtub with water as hot as you can get it. It will hold its heat
longer and permit a much larger container than will the double boiler.


                           MATCH HEAD BOMB

   Simple safety match heads in a pipe, capped at both ends, make a
devestating bomb. It is set off with a regular fuse

   A plastic Baggie is put into the pipe before the heads go in to
prevent detonation by contact with the metal.

   Cutting enough match heads to fill the pipe can be tedious work for
one but an evening's fun for the family if you can drag them away from
the TV.


                       FUSE IGNITION FIRE BOMB

   A four strand homemade fuse is used for this. It burns like fury.
It is held down and concealed by a strip of bent tin cut from a can.
The exposed end of the fuse is dipped into the flare igniter. To use
this one, you light the fuse and hold the fire bomb until the fuse has
burned out of sight under the tin. Then throw it and when it breaks,
the burning fuse will ignite the contents.




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                    More Fun Stuff for Terrorists
                        By: Anselot the Slayer

                          The Police Station
                             612-934-4880


                             ------------
                             Carbide Bomb
                             ------------

This is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. Exercise extreme caution.... Obtain some
calcium carbide. This is the stuff that is used in carbide lamps and
can be found at nearly any hardware store. Take a few pieces of this
stuff (it looks like gravel) and put it in a glass jar with some
water. Put a lid on tightly. The carbide will react with the water to
produce acetylene carbonate which is similar to the gas used in
cutting torches. Eventually the glass with explode from internal
pressure. If you leave a burning rag nearby, you will get a nice
fireball!

                      -------------------------
                      Portable Grenade Launcher
                      -------------------------

If you have a bow, this one is for you. Remove the ferrule from an
aluminum arrow, and fill the arrow with black powder (I use grade
FFFF, it burns easy)and then glue a shotshell primer into the hole
left where the ferrule went. Next, glue a BB on the primer, and you
are ready to go! Make sure no one is nearby.... Little shreds of
aluminim go all over the place!!

                      --------------------------
                      Auto Exhaust Flame Thrower
                      --------------------------

For this one, all you need is a car, a sparkplug, ignition wire and a
switch. Install the spark plug into the last four or five inches of
the tailpipeby drilling a hole that the plug can screw into easily.
Attach the wire (this is regular insulated wire) to one side of the
switch and to the spark plug. The other side of the switch is attached
to the positive terminal on the battery. With the car running, simply
hit the switch and watch the flames fly!!! Again be careful that no
one is behind you! I have seen some of these flames go 20 feet!!!



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                                =-=-=-=-=-=-=--=
                                =  MORE        =
                                =   REVENGE    =
                                =-=-=-=-=-=-=--=


On Teachers:

        One way you could get revenge on a teacher is with Epoxy...2 TON or 5
min are the best...Epoxy their books on their desks or epoxy their whole
desk.. Gluing desks together takes awhile...You could also epoxy the droors
shut...Another
        way you could use Epoxy is on the keyholes and shit..Be
creative..Think of something..
        Another way to piss off a teacher is to hollow out a apple..Then line
the insides with bubble gum, then fille it with dog shit...If you do it good
enough, she might even take a bite outta the Apple..
        There's also Dogshit in the droors, books, shelves, file cabnets...Be
creative....hehe..

On Anyone with a car:

 Another way you could revenge a teacher is find their car... Use Epoxy once
again to glue sand on thier windshields..They have to buy a whole new
one...You can also get a dry material fire extinguisher and open their windows
up...Then spray that s
hit into it and close their windows..This soaks up into all their seats and
all that shit... Or the old Beverly Hills Cops Banana trick...You can also get
brake fluid and make brake fluid balloons...Throw them on the car in the
morning and by the e
nd of the day, no more paint..
        One more way with cars is get two M-60's..Dont use anything more
powerful cause this is dangerous... Get 2 of those electrical fuses you can
buy......Then, go to the victims headlights, take out there lightbulbs, and
put a fuse one each wire( 2 wires per fuse)....Then, put a m60 behind the
lightbulb and put the lightbulb back in...You might wanna put beebees and
pennies in the headlight also...Then when they turn on their headlights, the
headlights explode with beebees and all...Don't try this cause if someones
standing in front of the car, BOOM!!!

Students:

        More Epoxy...Epoxy their lockers..Books...The toilet seats...Their
classroom seats..Epoxy everywhere...You can also light stink bombs under their
seat in the classroom and shit...Think of ways..

On Dickhead SysOps:

        If they delete you, log on with a fake name, then post that the SysOps
a dickhead and shit like that...Do this alot so the BBS will have alot of
posts saying"the SysOps a dick" and a bunch of fake users...Or you could finda
way to crash the BBS but these are not that good cause it affects the other users
also...


DISCLAIMER: This is only for the readers enjoyment.. I recommend you do not do
this...It is very dangerous and you will get in trouble for doing it..

                                                Written and Created by

                                                        Fusion
                                                      and
                                                Grim-Reaper


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                         --=-=-=  =-=-=--
                     <*  Phosphorous Disk  *>
                         --=-=-=  =-=-=--


     The following is intended for information only, and, should never be
attempted.  This document describes a technique for making a phosphorous
diskette.  It is based on the same principals as a match, and therefore,
your local library will have any added information you need for the ratios
of the chemicals, or other chemicals needed to increase performance.  This
diskette, when placed into a diskette drive, will ignite, due to friction
with the wheels, causing the computer to go up in flames.


Materials:

5 1/4 inch diskette
Sulfide of phosphorous, P(4)S(3)
Potassium chlorate, KClO(3)
Powdered glass
Glue



Procedure:

     Remove the diskette from its jacket, by carefully opening the seams
on the edges.  Once removed, set the diskette aside.  Mix the sulfide
of phosphorous, the potassium chlorate, and the powdered glass.  Spread
the glue into a thin layer all over the diskette, it must be thin, or
the diskette will be suspected.  While the thin layer of glue is still
tacky, sprinkle the mixture all over the diskette, being careful not not
touch the mixture with your bare hands because it will cut you.  This type
of a cut is very painful.  When the diskette is dry, insert it back into
the jacket, and glue it in so that it won't turn.  Reseal the jacket with
glue.  You now have a phosphorous diskette.



Suppliers:

     You can get the chemicals at a school chem lab, or a
chemistry supply shop which supplies schools with their chemicals.
The diskette can be bought at a store, of course.



One final note:

     The diskette described will do considerable damage to a computer
system.  If it fails to ignite, adjust the amounts of chemicals used.
Start out with the chemicals at a 1 to 1 to 1 ratio.  For added
performance, gunpowder can be sprinkeled as well on the diskette.  That
is for real fireworks!


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Do not attempt this project!  This manual is for information only, and
any problem resulting from this information is the sole responsibility
of the person or persons who carried out the project.  This project is
dangerous!  Do not attemp it.



Talus ][  -  Co-Sysop, The Fonefactory


If you have any questions, comments, suggestions, or would like to
obtain more information, such as this manual, on various subjects and
subject matter, call:


The Fonefactory  -  (213)  941-1534


In order to become a member of The Fonefactory, you must first call
the BBS and leave feedback to the sysop including your backround
information, where you got the number, and any talents you
possess.  Only the most worthy will be selected.


6-29-88








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                            -=-=-=-=-
                         <* Pipe Bomb *>
                            -=-=-=-=-

     Presented by:

                         The  Fonefactory
                          [phone]

     Created by:

                             Talus ][



     The following is intended for information only, and, should never be
attempted.  This document describes a technique for creating a pipe bomb.
The pipe bomb described is very powerful and very dangerous.  When it
explodes it will fling shrapnel in all directions, and destroy everything
within its immediate blast radius.



Materials:

Gunpowder (info on gunpowder may be obtained from The Fonefactory)
Metal pipe 1 inch in diameter, 1 foot long
PVC pipe (plastic) 1/2 inch in diameter, 1 foot long
Number 4 wire
BBs
Fuse
Caps for the metal pipe
Pipe cement
Tape



Procedure:

     Cap one end of the metal pipe by applying a generous amount of pipe
cement to the inside of one of the caps, and pushing it on the pipe.  Place
the smaller PVC pipe inside the larger metal pipe, and center it.  Fill the
area between the inner wall of the metal pipe and the outer wall of the PVC
pipe with BBs.  This will allow for centering, and also for shrapnel.
Fill the PVC pipe with gunpowder, and pack it very tightly.  Cap the open
end of the metal pipe in the same fashion as the other end.  Drill a hole
in the middle of the pipe, just big enough for the wick.  * DO NOT LET
THE DRILL GET HOT, OR THE GUNPOWDER WILL EXPLODE!!!*  You may want to drill
the hole first to be cautious.  Insert the wick as far down as it will go
into the gunpowder, and tape the wick (closest to the hole but not in the
hole), to the pipe.  Make sure the free end of the wick is at least three
feet.  Wrap the pipe with number 4 wire, leaving 1 inch spaces between
turns.  This will cause the pipe to fragment.  Lite the fuse and evacuate.



Suppliers:

     You can make the gunpowder from chemicals in a school lab or a
chemistry supply shop which supplies schools with their chemicals.  The
rest of the materials can be found in a hadrware store.  The BBs can
be found in a sporting goods store.




One final note:

     The pipe bomb described is the general format for a pipe bomb.
It may be modified in any way, including size, and choise of shrapnel.

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Do not attempt this project!  This manual is for information only, and
any problem resulting from this information is the sole responsibility
of the person or persons who carried out the project.  This project is
dangerous!  Do not attemp it.



Talus ][  -  Co-Sysop, The Fonefactory


If you have any questions, comments, suggestions, or would like to
obtain more information, such as this manual, on various subjects and
subject matter, call:


The Fonefactory  -  (213)  941-1534


In order to become a member of The Fonefactory, you must first call the
BBS and leave feedback to the sysop including your backround information,
where you got the number, and any talents you possess.  Only
the most worthy will be selected.


6-29-88



                               - FEDCO -




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                              Pool Phun
                         By: Long John Silver

                          The Police Station
                             612-934-4880


     First of all, you need know nothing about pools.  The only thing
you need know is what a pool filter looks like.  If you don't know
that.

     Second, dress casual.  Preferably, in black.  Visit your
"friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!)  Then you
reverse the polarity of his/her pool, by switching the wires around.
They are located in the back of the pump. This will have quite an
effect when the pump goes on.  In other words. Boooooooooooommm!
Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice- versa, the
4th of july happens again.

     Not into total destruction??? When the pump is off, switch the
pump to "backwash".  Turn the pump on and get the phuck out!  When you
look the next day, phunny.  The pool is dry.  If you want permanant
damage, yet no great display like my first one mentioned, shut the
valves of the pool off. (There are usually 2)  One that goes to the
main drain and one that goes to the filter in the pool.  That should
be enough to have one dead pump.  The pump must take in water, so when
there isn't any...

     Practical jokes:  these next ones deal with true friends and
there is *no* permanent damage done.  If you have a pool, you must
check the pool with chemicals.  There is one labeled orthotolidine.
The other is labeled alkaline (ph).  You want orthotolidine. (It
checks the chlorine).  Go to your local pool store and tell them
you're going into the pool business, and to sell you orthotolidine (a
CL detector)   Buy this in great quantities if possible.  The solution
is clear.  You fill 2 baggies with this chemical.  And sew the bags to
the inside of your suit.  Next, go swimming with your friend!  Then
open the bags and look like you're enjoying a piss.  And anyone there
will turn a deep red!  They will be embarrased so much, Especially if
they have guests there! Explain what it is, then add vinegar to the
pool.  Only a little.  The "piss" disappears.




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                      The Best of The Station

                       By: The Prowler


                       The Police Station

                       612-934-4880





                        <-> Mace Substitute <->

3 PARTS: Alchohol
1/2 PARTS: Iodine
1/2 PARTS: Salt Or:
3 PARTS: Alchohol
1 PARTS: Iodized Salt (Mortons)
It's not actual mace, but it does a damn good job on the eyes...
                      <-> CO2 Canister Bomb <->
Take a Co2 canister and cut the top almost off but leave a little to
form a hinge. Let out the Co2 and insert a M80 into it. Insert fuse
throught hole in top. Close the top by welding or epoxy glue. When ready
to ignite just light... Pretty neat eh?
                      <-> Unstable Explosives <->
Mix solid Nitric Iodine with househould ammonia. Wait overnight and then
pour off the liquid. You will be left with a muddy substance. Let this
dry till it hardens.  Now throw it at something!!!!
                      <-> Jug Bomb <->
Take a glass jug, and put 3 to 4 drops of gasoline into it. Then put the
cap on, and swish the gas around so the inner surface of the jug is
coated.  Then add a few drops of potassium permanganate solution into it
and cap it.  To blow it up, either throw it at something, or roll it at
something.

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                      <-> Hindenberg Bomb <->
Needed:
1 Balloon

1 Bottle

1 Liquid Plumr

1 Piece Aluminum FoilL

1 Length Fuse


Fill the bottle 3/4 full with Liquid Plumr and add a little piece of
aluminum foil to it. Put the balloon over the neck of the bottle until
the balloon is full of the resulting gas.  This is highly flammable
hydrogen. Now tie the baloon.  Now light the fuse, and let it rise. When
the fuse contacts the balloon, watch out!!!



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                      The Book Of The Unlawfuls
                           By: Shadowspawn

                          The Police Station
                             612-934-4880


                          -=] Section I [=-
                            -=] Bombs [=-
                            --- ----- ---

                        House Hold equivalants
                        ----- ---- -----------

Name                            Equivalant
----                            ----------
acetic acid                     vinegar
aluminum oxide                  alumia
aluminum potassium sulfate      alum
aluminum sulfate                alum
ammonium hydroxide              ammonia
carbon carbonate                chalk
carbon tetrachloride            cleaning fluid
calcium hypochloride            bleaching powder
calcium oxide                   lime
calcium sulfate                 plaster of paris
carbonic acid                   seltzer
ethylene dichloride             dutch fluid
ferric oxide                    iron rust
glucose                         corn syrup
graphite                        pencil lead
hydrochloric acid               muriatic acid
hydrogen peroxide               peroxide
lead acetate                    sugar of lead
lead tetrooxide                 red lead
magesium silicate               talc
magesium sulfate                Epsom salts
naphthalene                     mothballs
phenol                          carbolic acid
potassium bicarbonate           cream of tarter
potassium chromium sulfate      chrome alum
potassium nitrate               saltpeter
sodium dioxide                  sand
sodium bicarbonate              baking soda
sodium borate                   borax
sodium carbonate                washing soda
sodium choride                  salt
sodium hydroxide                lye
sodium silicate                 water glass
sodium sulfate                  glaubers' salt
sodium thiosulfate              photographers hypo
sulferic acid                   battery acid
sucrose                         cane sugar
zinc choride                    tinner's fluid
------------                    --------------

                          -=] Smoke Bomb [=-
                          --- ----- ---- ---

Mix:
 4 parts sugar
 6 parts potassium nitrate

Heat:
 over low flame till melts stir well, then pour into container. Before
 it soldifies, put a few matches in for fuses.

 *One pound of this stuff will fill a block nicely with a thick cloud
  of white smoke*

                         -=] Generic bomb [=-
                         --- ------- ---- ---

1) Aquire a glass container
2) Put in a few drops of gasoline
3) Cap the top
4) Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then
   evaporates
5) Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (<-Get this stuff from a
   snake bite kit)
6) The bomb is detonated by throwing aganist a solid object.

 *AFTER THROWING THIS THING RUN LIKE HELL THIS THING PACKS ABOUT 1/2
  STICK OF DYNAMITE*

                          -=] Section II [=-
                           -=] Hacking [=-
                           --- ------- ---

                       -=] Conferance calls [=-
                       --- ---------- ----- ---
*I recomend that you do this local*

To make a conference call with as many people you want, just call the
operator ("0") and say "Hello, I'd like to make a conference call."
Then give the (first) Names (not pirate names, ether) and the phone
#'s of the people you want to call And she'll do it.(hint: make sure
that the people you are callin are expecting it. because its damn
annoying to be talking to 3 people and having the third be busy for
the whole time

                     -=] Charge-a-call phones [=-
                     --- ------------- ------ ---

On a charge-a-call phone (there blue but dont have any coin slots)
take a hex wrench (with a hole in the middle) and remove the screw in
the middle for an extention!

                          -=] Free calls [=-
                          --- ---- ----- ---

From a pay phone, (the kind that gives you a dial tone AFTER you put
in the dime) and drop in your dime.  Then dial the #, then put another
dime in!  It'll come back out when you finish your call.




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                        )()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
                        )(  The Mini  " Stinger "  )(
                        ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(

     Here's a fun one.  I have incorporated a Stinger missile system out of
some household items.Here's how.

Supplies:

           One long metal Pipe. 1 1/2 in.
           A model rocket engine (size A)
           Some fuse material.
           An amount of explosive. ( Firecrackers will do)
           Alot of guts!

Procedure:

       Get the model rocket engine and drill a hole in the top... You should
do this slowly because the heat may cause ignition.  Anyways... There is just
a small amount of caly on top, so you shouldn't have that far to drill, insery
the firecracker, or M80, or what ever into the hole... Atach a fuse at the
bottom of the engine with a small amount of tape.
bottom of the engine... Get one of your friends to light the fuse once
the " ROCKET " is inserted into the " STINGER " and let er' rip...

Notes:

      This one is great.  You can also make your pipe more official look
ing by adding a handle and maybe a sight... People have been known to
be acurate up to 200 feet! So watch  out!

                                Thankyou
                                    Jimmy'x
                                          ^ Z!
                         11/2/88



===============================================================================

                         THE IMPROVED WAY OF ACING THE


                                S C A N T R O N

===============================================================================

                                      By

                                   The Dork

           - dedicated to the students of Sunny Hills High School -
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______________
|INTRODUCTION|
--------------
           This file explains more clearly how to ace the scantron, as the
other text file you might have read were not as concise. The Scantron is a test
in which you mark off little circles or rectangle and in which the machine
scans your answer sheet for the #2 pencil markings. Well this file deals only
with the rectangle kind, since I have personally tested it, and it has proven
effective.

______________
|INSTRUCTIONS|
--------------
           When doing your test, you come upon a problem you absolutely cannot
solve.. here's what you do:

           1. get your #2 pencil, MAKE SURE IT'S #2
           2. tilt it, and shade in a rectangle, very lightly.
           3. repeat the process until you get a satisfactory shade of
              grey. This will lighter than your normal markings (ones which
              the machine will clearly recognize, but darker than what your
              teacher will suspect as cheating. This should be about 45% of
              the normal darkness (I do it VERY dark) of your normal marking.
              (+ or - 5%).
           4. DO NOT do this on all the rectangles, do it on ONLY one,
              it doesn't matter which.


           There is another method which another text file might have
mentioned, the making of many diagonal lines through the rectangle. I do not
recommend it, because #1, the teacher will get suspicious very easily and #2, I
don't find it very effective.

            The third way is to mark off the 'KEY' rectangle on top of your
scantron. I guarantee that this method will work, but it is rather stupid,
since there is a very, very high chance that your teacher will find out, and
also every test after yours that goes through the machine, if any of the
answers differ from your wrong answers that marked right, even if they are
correct, will be marked wrong, and they are sure to question the teacher if
they get their test back. Only use this on blind or extremely stupid teachers.


That's all.. remember: the darkness of your shading is VERY important. It'll
work as long as the darkness is in the range in which I described. Practice
makes perfect.

                        DUPLICATIONS LTD. 714-739-8060
                        DEMONSLAYER'S DEN 714-826-4515


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                           *     The               *
                           *   Perfect Way         *
                           *      to               *
                           * Tiolet Paper....      *
                           *************************


The stuff you need to prepare to waste this guys or girls house are:
                       (Most of these are form other Anarchy files)

        Chloride Bomb
        Oreo Cookies
        Lots a rolls a tiolet paper
        Lots a shredded paper and garbage
        Flour bombs
        Plastic Garbage Can
        Eggs
        2 by 4
        Nerds
        Baseball bat
        Shaving Cream
        Laundry Soap
        Rice
        Weed Killer
        Vaseline and Newspaper


First, get a bag to carry all this shit in... Once you get to the victims
house, Toilet Paper it as much as you can.. Usually about 20-30 rolls... Then,
throw the flour bambs all over the house..Next, the eggs (you might wanna do
the eggs and flour bombs last to lessen the noise).. Take the Oreo Cookies and
smere them onto the garage door...Then take the shredded paper and garbage and
throw all this shit all over the lawn....And the rice also..And the laundry
soap(so when the sprinklers come on, it foams)... Next, write something like
"Fuck you" on the lawn with the weed killer....Stick the 2 by 4 in the door so
they cant open it...Next, Shaving Cream the WHOLE house and cars outside...
Now, take the Vaseline and Newspaper and vaseline the newspaper to the windows
of the car...For the Nerds, pour them on the driveway so when the water comes
down, it dies the driveway.... For the plastic garbage can(BIG ONE), piss in
it, and pur lots of other smelly and shitty liquids you can find...Lean this
on the door (Only do this on doors that open to the inside) so when they open
the door, all this shit falls into the house... With the basball bat, bang the
shit outta the mailbox and also, when your done doing the house, use in to
bang on the door as loud as you can... Lat, use the chloride bomb and shake it
up..Then throw it right next to the door and RUN!!!...Thats it

Other things you might wanna do if you really hate the person is launch the
Stinger Missile in another Anarchy file and launch it into the windows..Or use
other bombs to blow open the door, mailbox etc...

DISCLAIMER: Its not my fault if someone has the BALLS to do this...I strongly
suguest you dont do this unless you really hate them..I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR
ANYONE WHO DOES THIS!!!

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                                                   Fusion


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                             Wierd Drugs

                             By: Pa Bell


                             The Police Station

                             612-934-4880



Bananas:


1. Obtain 15 pounds of ripe yellow bananas


2. Peel all and eat the fruit. Save the peelings


3. Scrape all the insides of the peels with a sharp knife.


4. Put all the scraped material in a large pot and add water.


5. Boil 3 or 4 hours until it has attained a solid paste considtency.


6. Spread paste onto cookie sheets and dry in ofen for about 20

   minutes. This will result in fine black powder. Usually one will
   feel the effects after smoking three to four cigarettes.


Cough syrup:


mix robitussion a-c with an equal amount of ginger ale and drink. The

effect are sedation and euphoria. Never underestimate the effects of

any drug! You can od on cough syrup!


Toads:


1. Collect five to ten toads, frogs will not work. The best kind are
   tree toads.


2. Kill them as painlessly as possible, and skin immediately.


3. Allow the skins to dry in a refrigerator four four to five days, or
   until the skins are brittle.


4. Now crush the skins into powder and smoke. Due to its bad taste you
   can mix it with a more fragrent smoking medium.


Nutmeg:


1. Take several whole nutmegs and grind them up in an old grinder.


2. After the nutmegs are ground. Place in a mortar and pulverize with
   a pestle.


3. The usual dosage is about 10 or 15 grams. A larger dose may
   produce excessive thirst,anxiety,and rapid hart beat, but
   hallucinations are rare.


Peanuts:


1. Take 1 pound of raw peanuts (not roasted)


2. Shell them, saving the skins and discarding the shells.


3. Eat the nuts.


4. Grind up the skins and smoke them.