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  1.             --==>>  THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS  <<==--
  2.                  as you've NEVER seen them before!
  3.      
  4.                   ________________________
  5.          (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
  6.          (oo)   (  November 1989 Version!  )
  7.   /-------\/  --'\________________________/      * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION *
  8.  / |     ||
  9. *  ||----||             Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
  10.    ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:
  11.      Cow                ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET
  12.      
  13. -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
  14.      
  15.          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
  16.          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  17.   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  18.  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
  19. *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
  20.    ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
  21.      Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Nancy Reagan-type
  22.                    with milk     after milking     cow with milk
  23.      
  24.          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
  25.          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  26.   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  27.  / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
  28. *  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
  29.    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
  30.      Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
  31.                 seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull
  32.      
  33.      
  34.      
  35.          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
  36.          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  37.   /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  38.  / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
  39. *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  40. \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  41.   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
  42.     on grass         on cow
  43.      
  44.           (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
  45.           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
  46.   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
  47.  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
  48.     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
  49.  ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
  50.   Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
  51.     a shit            shit             kicked out of her
  52.      
  53.      
  54.          (__)
  55.          (oo)                       U
  56.   /-------\/                    /---V
  57.  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
  58. *  ||----||
  59.    ^^    ^^
  60.      
  61. Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
  62.      
  63.      
  64.      
  65.          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
  66.          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  67.   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
  68.  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
  69. *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
  70.    ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)
  71.      
  72. American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow
  73.      
  74.      
  75.      
  76.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  77.          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  78.   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  79.  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
  80. *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
  81.    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  82.      
  83. Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
  84. start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
  85.      
  86.      
  87.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  88.          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  89.   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  90.  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
  91. *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  92.    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  93.      
  94. Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
  95.                       psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms
  96.      
  97.      
  98.                                          /\                  __
  99.                                         /  \                 ||
  100.              (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
  101.              SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
  102.       /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
  103.      / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
  104.     *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
  105.        ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
  106.     This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  107.   to George Washington       this cow                   cow
  108.      
  109.      
  110.                                                  (__)
  111.          *        (__)                           (oo)
  112.           \       (oo)                     /------\/
  113.            \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
  114.             | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
  115.             ||----||                    *  ||----||
  116.             ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
  117.      Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
  118.        to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
  119.      
  120.      
  121.                   (___)               (__)      (__)
  122.                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
  123.            /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
  124.           / |     ||V                   |        |
  125.          *  ||----||                    ||------||
  126.             ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
  127.   The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
  128. the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
  129.      
  130.      
  131.              (__)                   (__)
  132.              [##]                   (@o)
  133.       /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
  134.      / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
  135.     *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
  136.        ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
  137.  This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  138.   to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
  139.      
  140.      
  141.                     (____)             (____)                           (____)
  142.                     (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
  143.          /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
  144.         / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
  145.        /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
  146.       *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
  147.           /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
  148.      This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
  149.       to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
  150.                                                            legs or eight
  151.      
  152.      
  153.                O__O                             \_|_/
  154.                (oo)                             (oo)
  155.         /-------\/                       /-------\/
  156.        / |     ||                       / |     ||
  157.       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
  158.          ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
  159.     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
  160.      
  161.      
  162.      
  163.                         (__)                        (__)
  164.                 ^^      (oo)                        (--)
  165.             ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
  166.          ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
  167.        ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
  168.     ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
  169. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
  170. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
  171. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
  172.      Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
  173.                                              (What a bod, huh guys?)
  174.      
  175.      
  176.                )\               (__)
  177.               /  \              (oo)
  178.         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  179.            Cow swimming at Amityville
  180. (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
  181.      
  182.      
  183.         *                                                 (__)
  184.          \                                                (DD)
  185.           \                                        /-------\/
  186.           |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
  187.         \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
  188.         \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
  189.          \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
  190.           ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
  191.            \\ ||
  192.             \\||
  193.              \||
  194.               ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
  195.                \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
  196.                 \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
  197.  Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
  198.                                                 / / /    (__)|      / /
  199.                                                 / / /    (oo)|      / /
  200.    ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
  201.     ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
  202.        @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
  203.         @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
  204.      /--UU--\/        (____________)
  205.     / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
  206.    *  ||---||
  207.      
  208.    (New) Jersey Cow
  209.      
  210.      
  211.                        O O                 O O
  212.                         \ \               / /
  213.                          \ \          (__) /
  214.           (__)            \ \         (xx)/
  215.           (DD)             \ +--------+\//
  216.    /-------\/               \|        | /
  217.   / |     ||                 +--------+
  218.  *  ||----||
  219.     ^^    ^^
  220. Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
  221.             at Gillies in Texas
  222.      
  223.      
  224.          o  o
  225.          |__|             (__)             (__)
  226.          (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  227.   /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
  228.  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
  229. *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
  230.    ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  231.  bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
  232.  male relative     cow              cow            cow
  233.  cow
  234.                        x
  235.                    xxxx|xxxx
  236.                 xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
  237.                        |
  238.                       //
  239.                 (__) //                        (__)   (__)
  240.                 (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
  241.          /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
  242.         / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
  243.        *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
  244.           ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
  245.      Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows
  246.      
  247.      
  248.                             o        o             (__)    ^
  249.                              \      /              (oo)   /
  250.                               \    /           _____\/___/
  251.              (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
  252.              (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
  253.     /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
  254.    / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  255.   *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
  256.      ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
  257.                         ^^     ^^           ^    ^
  258.      
  259.     Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
  260.         Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
  261.    (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
  262.      cow-culus)          Ray Tube)
  263.      
  264.             o
  265.             | [---]
  266.             |   |
  267.             |   |                              |------========|
  268.        /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
  269.       /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
  270.       |            |                     ___|  |==============|
  271.       |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
  272.       \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
  273.        \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
  274.     -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
  275.     |               |        *  ||------||-----^
  276.     -----------------           ||      |      |
  277.       /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
  278.      /     ----    \
  279.       ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon
  280.      
  281.      
  282.                 (__)
  283.                ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
  284.                __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
  285.               /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
  286.              /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
  287.             /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
  288.                 \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
  289.                  /======   \/            =======/==============//
  290.               *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
  291.                  /      \ ^               //                   \\
  292.      
  293.                      Psycowlogist and patient
  294.      
  295.      
  296.                                                (___)
  297.           \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
  298.            \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
  299.         *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
  300.       ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
  301.      ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
  302.                \______/                        \_____\\//
  303.                                                 \__/
  304.    It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
  305.     It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
  306.                                                 //   //
  307.                                                 ^^    ^^
  308.      
  309.      
  310.                                           ==================
  311.  _____________________________            H                H
  312.  |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
  313.  |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
  314.  |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
  315.  |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
  316.  |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
  317.  |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
  318.  |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
  319.  |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
  320.  |             |             |            H                H       ||
  321.  |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
  322.                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
  323.  Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard
  324.      
  325.      
  326.      (  (    )
  327.    ( (     )   )
  328.    ( (         )
  329.   (           / )
  330.  ( ( \\       )
  331.      ( |  // )
  332.        |   |    (__)
  333.        |   |    (oo)                   (__)
  334.        |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
  335.        |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
  336.      **|   | ---||                \ __________/
  337.     ``'---------^^
  338.         Cow Hide                     Cow Pie
  339.      
  340.      
  341.                    \  |  /         ___________
  342.     ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
  343.    |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
  344.    | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
  345.    |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
  346.    | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
  347.    |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
  348.    | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
  349.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
  350.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
  351. ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
  352.    |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  353.    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  354.         `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
  355.          || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
  356.                      (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
  357.               /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
  358.              / |     ||        ||_______| \
  359.             *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
  360.                ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
  361.      
  362.                         "Cow Town"
  363.      
  364.      
  365.               \ (__)                       (__)
  366.               \\(oo)                       (\/)
  367.          /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
  368.         / |    (##)                / |     ||
  369.        *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
  370.           ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
  371.     This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing
  372.      
  373.      
  374.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  375.          (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  376.   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  377.  / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
  378. *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  379.    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  380.      
  381. Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
  382.      
  383.      
  384.          (__)                                              (__)
  385.          (oo)                                              (oo)
  386.   /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
  387.  / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
  388. *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
  389.    ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
  390.  Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
  391.                          *
  392.                       **   **
  393.                  * **  * * *  **
  394.                 *   /  /   \ *  *
  395.              \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
  396.           *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
  397.             /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
  398.             \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
  399.             /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
  400.           \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
  401.          /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
  402.                  Cow in Heat
  403.      
  404.      
  405.            (___)
  406.            (o o)
  407.      /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
  408.     /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
  409.    |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
  410.    /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  411.   | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
  412.   *  ^^   ^^      ^^
  413.     Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow
  414.      
  415.      
  416.          (__)                 \__\                 (__)
  417.          (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  418.   /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
  419.  / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
  420. *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
  421.    OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
  422. Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow
  423.      
  424.      
  425.                  (__)              (__)              \_||_~
  426.                  (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  427.   /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
  428.  / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
  429. *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
  430.    OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
  431.       li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow
  432.      
  433.      
  434.          ____
  435.         (____)
  436.                                .xxxx.
  437.          (__)                  '(oo)`
  438.          (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  439.   /-------\/            / |    |============>
  440.  / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
  441. *  ||----||               ~~    ~
  442.    ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
  443.    holy cow            armed and dangerous
  444.      
  445.      
  446.          (___)             (___)
  447.          (o o)             (o o)
  448.   /-------\ /       /-------\ /
  449.  / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
  450. *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
  451.    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
  452.     A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull
  453.      
  454.      
  455.            (---)
  456.            (   )
  457.           /-----\                          (___)
  458.           |     |                          (o o)
  459.           |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
  460.           |  |  |                  /  / \    O
  461.           |  *  |                 *  | O |
  462.           ^^   ^^                    -----
  463.           Coward                  Phone Bull
  464.      
  465.      
  466.                   __________________________
  467.          }__{    / Send YOUR cow pictures to \
  468.          (00)   ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU )
  469.   :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/'
  470.  : #     ##
  471.    ##****##
  472.    ""    ""
  473.      
  474.      
  475.  |    |                              |    |           *
  476.  |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
  477.  |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
  478.  |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
  479.  |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
  480.  |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
  481.  |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
  482.  |     _________________             |     _________________
  483.  |    /                              |    /
  484.  |    |                              |    |
  485.  |    |                              |    |
  486.  |    |                              |    |
  487.  |    |                              |    |
  488.  |    |                              |    |
  489.  |    |                              |    |
  490.  |    |                              |    |
  491. /      \                            /      \
  492.      
  493. Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.
  494.      
  495.      
  496.  |    |
  497.  |    |
  498.  |    |
  499.  |    |
  500.  |    |
  501.  |    \_________________
  502.  |     _________________
  503.  |    /
  504.  |    |
  505.  |    |
  506.  |    |
  507.  |    |
  508.  |    |
  509.  |    |                                (__)
  510.  |    |                      *---------(..)
  511. /      \                        ^^----^^\/
  512.      
  513. Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
  514.      
  515.      
  516.   .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
  517.         .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
  518.              /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
  519.             /      \              *        :        * ||____||
  520.             | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
  521.      .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
  522.           / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
  523.       .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
  524.      . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
  525.       / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
  526.      |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
  527.     .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
  528.        .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
  529.             !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
  530.                                            :          ^^    ^^
  531.   The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow
  532.      
  533.      
  534.                           ...---...
  535.                        ../  / | \  \..
  536.                      ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
  537.                     /  /   /  |  \   \  \
  538.                    /  /   /   |   \   \  \
  539.                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  540.                    \          |          /
  541.                     \         |         /
  542.                      \        |        /
  543.                       \       |       /
  544.                        \      |      /
  545.                         \     |     /
  546.                          \    |    /
  547.                           \   |   /
  548.                            \  |  /
  549.                             \ | /(__)
  550.                              \|/ (oo)
  551.                           /---++--\/
  552.                          / |  || ||
  553.                         *  ||-++-||
  554.                            ^^    ^^
  555.      
  556.                Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
  557.      
  558.      
  559.               ..---..                             (__)
  560.              /       \                            (oo)
  561.              |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
  562.              |       |                    / |     ||
  563.              |       |                   *  ||----||
  564.              |       |                      ^^    ^^
  565.              |       |
  566. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
  567.      
  568.             Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
  569.      
  570.      
  571.                      (__)
  572.                      (oo)
  573.         /---+      +--\/
  574.        / |  |      | ||
  575.       *  ||-+      +-||
  576.          ^^          ^^                             *
  577.      
  578.    David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow
  579.      
  580.      
  581.      
  582.                                     (__)
  583.                                     (oo)
  584.                              /-------\/
  585.                             / |     ||
  586.                            *  ||----||
  587.                               ^^    ^^
  588.                              (__)  (__)
  589.                              (oo)  (oo)
  590.                       /-------\/    \/-------\
  591.                      / |     || -^^- ||     | \
  592.                     *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
  593.                        ^^                  ^^
  594.                       (__)                (__)
  595.                       (oo)                (oo)
  596.                /-------\/                  \/-------\
  597.               / |     ||                    ||     | \
  598.              *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
  599.                 ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
  600.                  Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
  601.      
  602.      
  603.      
  604.                     (__)                       _--------_
  605.                     (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
  606.              /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
  607.             / | 007 ||                         __________
  608.            *  ||----||                        |_        _|
  609.               ^^    ^^                          --------
  610.        Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
  611.      
  612.      
  613.                                                      (__)
  614.                                                      (oo)
  615.                                                     /'^^^-m
  616.             (__)                                   / '' ` )
  617.             (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
  618.            / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
  619.           /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
  620.       ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
  621.      *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww
  622.      
  623.             Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula
  624.      
  625.      
  626.  ____             ____                                |+++++|
  627. |++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
  628. |++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
  629. |++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
  630. |    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
  631. -----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
  632.  o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
  633.  |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
  634.  |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
  635.   -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
  636.      \  |  __________________________________/
  637.      |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
  638.      / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
  639.     / /  \ \
  640.     ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?
  641.      
  642.      
  643.         (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
  644.         (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  645.   /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
  646.  /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
  647. * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||
  648.      
  649. Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter
  650.      
  651.      
  652. *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
  653.  \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  654.   \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  655.   /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
  656.  //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
  657.  ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
  658. Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow        Cow breaking
  659.      
  660.      
  661.           (__)
  662.           (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
  663.            \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
  664.        ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
  665.        ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
  666.     *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
  667.         //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
  668.        //__                      Cow           Cow pooing
  669.        Cow marching            standing
  670.      
  671.      
  672.    Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
  673.    (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
  674.    ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
  675.    /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//
  676. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  677.      
  678. (___)
  679. (  OO
  680.  \_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here?  Add yours to the official
  681.    \O   collection!  Send them to:  ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
  682.      
  683.      
  684. (___)
  685. (  --
  686.  \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z
  687.    \O
  688.      
  689.           Thanks to EVERYONE who contributed COWS!
  690.      
  691. PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS FILE WIDELY -- IT IS *NOT* COPYRIGHTED.
  692. (Besides, this is a classic that NO ONE should miss!)
  693.      
  694. - ERIC -
  695.      
  696.          (__)         Eric W. Tilenius
  697.          (oo)
  698.   /-------\/          President, Princeton Planetary Society
  699.  / |     ||
  700. *  ||----||           609-734-7677  //  ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
  701.      
  702. --
  703.