Cuteskunk BBS/cuteskunk.zip/cuteskunk/unsorted-zines/haxo8.txt

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------------------------------->pH33r Us<------------------------------------
     SiTe Of tHe MoNtH-->http://hax0r.su1d.ml.org<--SiTe Of tHe MoNtH
    SiTe Of tHe MoNtH-->http://www.sinnerz.com/vas<--SiTe Of tHe MoNtH

HeHEhaheHAhAEheAE0h0h0!@#!@# JeaaH fEwLZ!@#!@# LeWk wh0z BaX0rz biaZNItcH!#
dA bRuTheRZ haVE rEtuRneD!@#!@ j00 FuXinG laMUrZ. SOmTImeZ i WondEr whY wE
eVeN boTheR wiTH j00. wE aRe mEgA eLeeT aNd j00 Are MeGa laME!@#!@# ThE TiME
haS cOME aND n0w j3w aLL MusT enTerrZ ThE haX0r BR0thErZ ph34r n4t10n!@#@!



CoNtEnTs:
uS HaXoRs In MiRc.........................................................1
phAn MaIl.................................................................2
haX0r bR0z mAniFest0......................................................3
aNtIoNliNE.CoM haX0rEd....................................................4
MeIneL aND dA ShRiNK!@....................................................5
eASteR bUnnUh sEx0r.......................................................6
aNaRcy wItH peNCiLz.......................................................7
LaMurZ oF dA YeaR aWaRdZ..................................................8
hax0RiNG wiTH j0r PeNiZ...................................................9
SpaM-0-Th0n..............................................................10
nEwZ jEwZ CaN uSE........................................................11
gReEtZ aNd ShOuToUt......................................................12


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#hackers_for_christ

*** Now talking in #hackers_for_christ
(:so!3:) .---[ #hackers_for_christ ]-------------------------.
(:so!3:) | @Hax0rWang .            .            .            |
(:so!3:) '-------------------------[ #hackers_for_christ ]---'
[Hax0rWang] h0h0h0h0h0
[Hax0rWang] Wh0a FuXz JeaH i 0wnEd ThE chNAneL
[Hax0rWang] thoSe laME JeSeS haX0rZ!@#!@#!@#
*** Hax0rWang changes topic to 'j00 FeWlz MusT b0w aND ph34r!@#!@#!@# jEAH'


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To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: Dickhead

If you keep harrassing me via e-mail I will inform the FBI and you will go
to jail. LEAVE THE WHITE HAT HAX0RZ ALONE!@#!@#!@#

oUR RePlY: h0h0h0h0h0 jEW maD aT mE cUZ i woNT LeT jeW suX0rZ my PaNIz n0
moRE? Fux0rING wh0rE...

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: Ass whoopin

I am gonna find you fucks. And when I do im taking a bucket of ass whoop with
me and I am gonna pour it all over you. You are mean.. and you hurt my
feelings.

OuR rElpY: h0h0h0h0h0h0h0... BroNC bUStEreLLa!@#!@ BusTaH nuT broNC buStAH!@#

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: Re: I wANT a PaNiz EnLaRgER!@#!@#

Paniz? Do you mean penis? If you want to order a penis enlarger go to:
http://www.enlarged-penis.com/order.html

OouR rEplY: WtF!@#!@# I NEvER mAilEd YoU#!@~!@# mY cOCK iS HuGe EnouGH!@#
FUcK dAt!@#

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: Re: |-|4x0r WaNTz a PEniS EnLarGeR

What? who are you? What are you talking about?

ouR rElpY: h3h3h3h3.. DOnT lISTeN t0 hAx0R b0o0o0o0y... He rEaLLy dOEz
WaNT a PEnIZ enLarGeR!@#!@# hiS moM thINKz hiS WaNG iS t00 SmaLL!#

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: Killer Kangeroo's

Wtf? What is wrong with aussies? I am gonna send some killer kangeroo's your
way. They spray venom from their ears. I would 'ph34r' if I was you.

0uR r3plY: i beT j00 gr0w uPz0rz t00 bE a WiG MAkEr!@#

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: Question sir.

Why do dogs sniff our butts?

oUR rEPLy: t00 SeE iF j00 hAvE beEN SeCkZorED bY ThE EvIL EmMaNUEL!@#

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┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼  haX0r bR0z mAniFest0  ┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼

JeaH biaTchEz!@#!@#!@# s0 DiD jEW FuX0rZ REaLLy THink thE bRothErZ wErE GonE?
n00!@#!@#!@ wE wErE hIDINg ouT in RuSSiA cuZ liKE wEz g0t bUSTeD anD ShiZ.
DuRinG thIS TimE... wE GoT piCkeD oN bY a LoT oF MeaN ruSSiaNZ.. buT w3 t00k
c4r3 oF thEM... (sEe hax0RiNG wiTH j0r PeNiZ iN ThIS iSSuE). weLLz wHiLE wE
wErE GOne wE dECiDEd t00 d0 A HAx0r bR0z mANiFesT0.. ReaD iT.. LeaRN iT. LivE
bY iT.. FuCk j0r doG wITh a PriNteD ouT cOpY oF ouR maNiFeSt0 ArOunD j0r DIck
oR soMEthinG. ph34r!@#!@#!@#

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=<<< haX0r bR0z MAnIFeSt0 >>>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    wE aRe dA hAx0rZ.. dA miGHty MiGhtY haX0rz!@#!@#
    wE SeCkz0r moMMieZ wiTH ouR SaLMaIeZ!@#!@#!@#
    HaVE j00 EveR l00kED inSidE t00 SeE whAT a haX0r bR0thEr
    iZ aLL abOUT!@#!@?#?@ w3 ArE aBOUt puSSY!@# AnD EliTEneZZ!@#
    FuCK j0R moNKeY... FuCK j0r whiTe hATz. wE WaNT oNe THInG..
    n00 wE WaNT tw0 ThiNGz.. puSSy anD t00 DesTroY!@# HaCKiNG
    iZ n0t abOUT inForMATioN... iTS aBOut DeSTorYInG wEBpaGeZ
    aND haX0rinG shIZniTcH aNd TalKiNG eLitE aND GeTTiNG FamoUZ
    fr0M hax0RinG aND GeTtInG puSsY (GeTtING puSSY noT bEinG
    PUsSY s0 DonT leT eMMaNUeL fuCK j00!# iT SUcKZ!@). wE
    ArE maNY.. wE dA bLack HaT eViL hAx0rZ.. wILL DeSTrOY
    aLL wh0 miGHtZ trY and gEt iN ouR paTHz0rz!@# s0 aLL j00
    lAmeRz wh0 WaNNa bE liKE mE..  GraB j00 bl00 b0x.. GrAB
    j00 ReD b0X.. GraB j0r CaRDbOArD bOx.. aND MarCH wiTH uS
    t00 hAx0RLaND...aYe aM a HAx0r br0TheR.. aNd ThiZ iS mY
    MaNIfeSt00... j00 CaN sTop ME.. buT j00 CaNT sTo... WaIT
    JeW CANT stOP ME!@#!@# iM a hax0r bR0thEr!@#!@ h0h0h0
    HeaR mEE r0aR.. !@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#
    !@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@$!@!@$!@#!@)#&!@#)!@&#!@#!@#!@#
    !@#$!@!@$!@$!@^$(!@#^$!@(&$^!@&$^!@(&^$!(@^$(&@^$(!&@$^!@*(
    !@$#!&@#)!@&#)*&!@#)*&!@*)#!@&#!@&#)*!#&!@*)#&!@*)#&!@)#&


wE eXpeCt aLL oF jEw oUT thEiR t0 LiVe By ThiS... Sh0w j0r SuPPoRt.. TaKe
d0wN th0Se FaGG0t aSS 'MeNTorZ laSt WorDz' ShiZniTch.. anD puT thiS on J0r
pAgE.. IF j00 DoNT.. wE wILL HAx0r j00!@#!@# ph34r tH3 ph34r!@!@#


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┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼  aNti0nLiNE.CoM haX0reD  ┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼


y0y0y0y0y0
y0y0y 09y0 wh0R3Z, ReCeNtLy mE aND wAnG wErE sUrFiNG dA wEb WHeN wE
mEt Up Wif ThIS coMpLEtLY gImPY l00kiNG BiTCH thAT LOoKED LiKE E.T.
nAmEd JP. He KePt On BeGgIn Us To ViSiT aNtIoNlInE.CoM to KLICK
hIs Pr0n BAnnERZ. WeLL wE dEcIdED to Do A lITtLe bIt OF HAx0r1ng, And
HERe iS tHe l0g of ThE aNtiOnLiNe.c0m hACK!@#

[ hax0r@waX0r /r00t]# ./TeLnEt aNtIonLINE.coM
CoNNECting teW aNTIonliNE.cOM

Login: JiGGY PiG
PaSs: ***^C^C^C**^C

[-=-=-=JAYPEE"Z BAWX-=-=-] C:\windows> cD ..
[-=-=-=JAYPEE"Z BAWX-=-=-] C:\> cD r00t
[-=-=-=JAYPEE"Z BAWX-=-=-] C:\r00t> dIR -LA
#hackp~1 LOG     9,933,659  08-29-96  6:46p #hackphreak.log
Person~1 TXT       122,123  09-09-96 11:00a personal.txt
WINUKE   EXE     1,384,699  08-28-96  3:58a winuke.exe
a        OUT        11,284  08-31-96  6:33p a.out
ipspoo~1 ZIP         5,689  02-09-98  9:11p ipspoofer.zip
virtua~1 EXE     1,025,536  09-05-96  3:45p virtual-valeri2.exe
redhat   ZIP     2,027,295  08-28-96 10:05p redhat.zip

[-=-=-=JAYPEE"Z BAWX-=-=-] C:\r00t> MoRe pErsONaL.TXt


Dear Computer Diary,
My docter says that I should write down what I feel as if I want to say
to people but cant quite say, in a personal journal, I have picked my
computer journal since all hackers keep them. So here I go taking my
doctors advise and spewing out what I would like to say to the community
if only I could get over my shyness.

I might not be your normal everyday person whom you see on the streets,
sure im "antisocial" and mabye I'm a little "grouchy" and yes, mabye a
bit "Irritable" at times. But in no way does it mean I "have a hairy
crack" or "Like Puppies" it certianly doesnt mean I "Eat my own dandriff".

People are just jealous of antionline.com when they say I "Wreak of fish"
or "Not smart Enough to drive" I "Pee sitting down" or i "Poop my pants"
"Cant fix my own zipper" or sometimes I "have a wandering eye" just
becuase I like to wear baggy pants doesnt mean I'm a "Special stewdent"
or a "Bug eyed E.T. looking freak" It doesnt mean Im "Allergic to stool
samples" The Fact is I like stool samples alot!

This is my manifesto, a manifesto for all the hackers who feel oppressed
by todays weak society. We must raise our PITTs in resistance, for it
is not futile to break the security of our oppressing fathers. We have
to say BITCH STOP CALLING ME A "Pedophiliac" or "The gym teachers ball
holder" or "Living shame to all of those, alive, deceased and the above
heavens"

Quit oppressing me society, we live in the age of the atom, the birth
of the baud, where the data flows through our veins like herion. If
your not awake to smell the coffe and hack your way out of this oppresion
then for the love of god I will take my life into my own hands.

I am JP, the living god, immortalized on webpages such as antionline.com,
my name spreads like fire, and burns like ice. Where ever I go, balls
drop for me. Follow me my children. I JP am your leader to a journey
in which they call antionline.

[-=-=-=JAYPEE"Z BAWX-=-=-] C:\r00t> hah0h0h0h3hahaha0h0h0h \/\/4t3v3r!@#@!
Bad command or file name
[-=-=-=JAYPEE"Z BAWX-=-=-] C:\r00t> rM -mBR/fm -aM

Connection lost to host.

hah0h0h)H0h03h3ho nEXT tIme jEW seE jP, telL hiM THAT eVERYTHING is GOing
tO be ALRIGht aNd tHAT sUICIDe is The EaSYiEST wAy OUT!@#@!~~

AnOTher oNE j01nZ dA hAx0r bR0thEr phjEAR n4710n!@



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┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼  MeIneL aND dA ShRiNK!@  ┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼

HeHEaheaiehaEahehAEhAehaH!#!@#!@# H0h0h0h00. OkAy BIaTcHEz!@# hErEz dA dEAl.
I JusT haX0ReD FuCkIng cArOlYn MeINEL ThE DaMN wh0Re!@# JeaH!@# aCtuaLLy...
aYe haX0rEd hEr ShRiNk. It TuRnZ oUT daT y0y0y0 GeT diZ.. ThiS biZnITcH haS
bEeN GoiNG to a ShRiNK cuZ shEs FuCkEd uP iN dA hEaD!#!@# yEah... s0 heARz
dEE inF0rmaTi0n THaT I GoTz:

1. CaRolYn MeiNEL haS a SoN ThaT n00000 oNE kNOwZ aBOUt... BuT mOsT oF j00
PeoPLE WoulD beTteR kn0w hIm aS.... "so1o"

2. CaroLyN mIENeL HaS VeRY MaNY sEX FeTiSHeZ wHICh InCluDe Th3 f0ll0w1nG:

        - DReSsInG uP iN a CHiCKEn cOSTuME anD PLUNgING HeR biG ChickEN WaNG
          InT0 LiL KiddIeZ... *note* bRonC bUSTeR iS hEr FavOrITE KiDDiE!#@

        - ShE hAs A SHiT FeTiSH!@# ThiS whORe lOVeZ t000 bE SHiT oN!@# iF jeW
          DonT bEliVe IT ChECk OuT wWw.DeFVaC.CoM f0r pICtUReZ!@# YeS pr00f!
          j00 t00 CaN sEE MeiNEL wiTH ShiT drIppInG oFF 0F h3r LIpZ!@#

        - meINEl LoVeZ t00 BuY GeRBiLz aND GiVe THeM LeaTHeR giMP suItZ.. aND
          TheN shE PuTz TheM In HoT mUStArD.. AftEr ThaT.. weLL lEtZ jUsT SaY
          ThEY DiE a CruEL dEaTH WhiLE fRoLICiNG iN dAT biTchEZ puSSY!@#

        - ShE UsEd t00 bE a LeGioN oF d00m ChEErLEaDEr.. WhiLE ShE loOkZ lIkE
          DiLbErT.. WeLL shE woRKeD foR sPeRM... ThEy aLL wOuLd ReLeaSE LoaDz
          oF JiSM iNTo hEr WhEneVER thEy PleAseD...

SeVERaL oF ThEsE sECKzuAl ACtZ lAndEd thIS biATch iN jaIL oN diFFeREnt uhMM
oCCaSiONZ b0o0o0o0oy!@# ShE waS l0xeReD uP wHILe TrYiNG t0 GeT uNdEr a HoRsE
iN SomEONEz YaRd anD haVE iT sHIZniTcH iN hEr yaPpEr!@#

3. ShE uSeD t00 0wN hEr 0wN SpErM baNk bUt iT waS CLoSed d0wN whEN SOme FuXx
FouND OuT THaT sHE uSeD heR MoUTH aS a CuM DiSpeNCeR!@# tUrNZ ouT AfTeR BEinG
iN hEr MouTH tHE JiZZ mUTaTeD aNd pEOPLe weRE GivinG bIRtH t00 ThReE eyED
BaYbeZ!@#

4. ShE WaS bOrN A JeW... BuT RaN t00 ThE aUTHoRiTiEZ anD ToLd oN hEr PaReNTz
aND COnVeRtED t00 NaZI... HER paReNTz TheN wErE sEnT to cONCenTraTiON CamPZ.
SuPPosIDLy MeiNEL sTiLL hAS ThE LaMP SHaDeS MaDe FrOm hEr ParEnTz.

5. ShE KidNaPPeD a yOUnG bOy bY thE nAmE oF MaCaLuNY CaKiN aND TrIEd t00
MaKe HiM EaT a DeAd GiRbIl oUT of HeR SnaTcH... hE FOuND a MouSe TrAP anD
ClaMPeD iT oN hEr NiPPleZ aND raN aWay... RuMoR haS iT THaT miCHaEL JackZOn
WaS alSO inVOlVeD iN tHIZ!@#

ThE LisT GoeZ oN aND oN... ShEz a FuCkING CycoPaTH!@#!@#!@#!@# ThE oNLy ThiNG
sHe HaS BeeeN pROVeN UsEfUL FoR iS bEiNg a CuM ReCepTiCaL!@#!@#!@# wE wiLL
sOoN hAve AnTi-MeiNEL wEbBaNNerZ ouT.. EveRYonE bE sUrE t0 PuT TheM oN j0r
PaGE... ThiS iS iT... iT sTaRtz hEre...  wE THe evUl BlaCK HaTz MuST MArCh
AgAINST HeR!@#!@#!@# DeaTh TO CaRolYN mEinEL#!#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#


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┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼  eASteR bUnnUh sEx0r  ┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼

It WaS sAtUrDaY NiGhT aNd ShiZ aNd LiKe I wuZ JuST ChIlLiN wIf sOme of MY
gIRlIeZ DrInKiN sUm f0tAyZ aNd WaNg WuZ siTtIn oN hIs FaT aSs WatChInG tHe
cArT00n NeTw0rk. EvErYtHiNG SeEmeD n0rMaL aNd ShIZ, tHe WiMeN wErE alL OvEr
My ThIrD nIpPLe AnD sHiz sucKiNG anD dr00l1ng WhIle WanG juSt SaT tHeRe aNd
z0n3d ouT oN pEuRn0.

ALl Of A sUdDeN diS fUx0rINg pInk PuSSY FuX9nr RaBbIt cAmE iN aNd StArTeD
gIGgLing lIke WaNG giGGleS whEn hE wAtCheZ hiS pArEnTz hAve SecKS. He WuZ aLL
pInK anD sHiz aNd HaD tHIs BuCkEt FuLL of PuSsY egGz and Shit..Soz likE I geT
uP aNd kIcK tHe MoThEr FuCkEr In Da FaCe AnD sHiT..WeLl JusT bOuT TheN wANG
WOke UP fROM hIs NaPpy FaTtY nAp ThAT hE wAs In AnD sAw Me Kix0RIng THe
bUnn1E, wAng aLl sKrEamEd 'N00000 N0000 N000 daT bE dA EASTUH BUNNIE!#@!@!!~~'

'0h FUX' i SaId i JuSt FUXeD uP dA eAsTuH BuNNIe!@#~ So IZ wUz All ThInKinG
anD shIZ 'h0w cAn I mAkE tHiS aLl BeTtER?' tHeN muH BoI wAnG cAmE uP wiF dA
bEsTEsT iDeA! WE WILL SEX0R THE DEAD EASTUH BUNNI!!@#~ SoZ lIkE I goTz MuH
bItCheZ aNd gOt oN thE fl00r WiF dA dEaD pInK BuNNY..AnD WanG sTaRtEd
CaRReSIng Him AnD ShIZ AnD oNe Of My BiTchEz ToOk Off HeR trAiNING bRa AnD
pUt It On ThE buNniE..

bY thAt TiMe thE buNnY wAs StArTiNg TO MaKe Me ReAllY hOrNEy, I wUz AlL SwEaTy
AnD ShIZ anD lIkE mY pEE pEe WuZ aLL hArD anD sTuFf, sOz I t00k IT iN mY hAnDs,
AnD FoUnD oUt ThAt It fElT reAlLY g00d WhEn I wOuLd StROKeD mUH tHiRd NiPpLe
wIf IT, alL sOfT fUzzy WaRm AnD cUddLey

AfTeR reAcHiNg PeAk CliMaX rUbBiNG tHe DeD BuNNIe oN mY tHiRd NiPPlE wAnG
dEciDed tO bReAk OuT HIS nIpPLE KlAMpZ, it weNT aLL aRyE frOM TheRe, bl00d
ChAOs, WANG on tHe Fl00r bEinG 0wn3d, me oN thE cOucH kNoCkeD oUT coLD, The
GiRlIEZ oN tHe TaBlE wItH WiReZ StIcKiNg  OuT oF tHeIr PaNtS, wAnG wItH a
ReMoTe CoNtrOlL iN hIs haNdS, aNd ThE eAsTuH bUnNy cReAm cOvEr3d.

ThE m0RaL iZ... EaSTeR buNnI sEcKz iZ /<-RaD!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@##

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┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼  aNaRcy wItH peNCiLz  ┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼

j0j0j0j0.. YeaH biaTcHEz.. pEncILeZ aRe DanGerOUs.. j00 EveR HEaR soMEone saY
dA pEn iS mIGhtiEr ThEn thE sw0rD? weELL th0sE fuCkZ ArE eVEn mORe aFraID
oF pEnCiLZ!@#!@#!@# n0 moRe d0 j00 NeeD anArChy WiTH c0wZ 0r TurTleZ!@#!@#
n0w j00Se peNCilZ!@#!@#!@#

1. TakE j0r pEniCL anD shaRPeN iT.... ThiS iS a MusT foR WheN j00 WaNNa
g0 AgaiNSt THe GoVt!!#!@#

2. iF j00 sEE a Sp00k FbI GuY... TakE j0r PEnCiL.. anD sTaB THe Fux0r iN ThE
eyEZ!@#!@#!@# oR d0 THiS t0 AnYonE whoZ SuCKz anD iS noT eLiTE... s0 d0 THiZ
t0 AnYOne WhoZ noT a HAx0R br0TheR!@#

3. TiE a StRinG t00 j0R peNCiL aND thEN ShoVe ThE PeNCiL uP SomEOneZ WaNG
oR soME biaTchEz puSSy!@# ThEN ThROw ThEM oFF a BuiDLiNG aND hoLD THe STrING.
iT WiLL RiP oFF thIeR WaNG oR thEIr puSSY oR whatEveR j00 uSE!@#

4. g0 t00 j0R lOCaL paY pHOnE ComPAnY.. oR uHM bl00 b0X fonE thINGY AnD j00
kN0w.. uHm StiCK j0r pEnCiL iN thE FoNE ReCeiVeR aND.. aHHhhHHH.. uHm..
j00 knoW.. FucK uP ThE foNE!@#!@# yEah!@#!@#!@#!@#!@# FuCKiNG KiLL dA bIAtcH!

5. TaKE j00 pEnCiL aND LiTe iT on fiRe THen RuN iN a SchOOL aND SaY iTz a
BoMb aND tELL thEM t0 CaNc3L sCh00l oR jeW wiLL fuXING Bl0W thEM uP!@#@#

6. iF j0r AfRaID oF bEinG cAuGhT wiTH j0r pEnCiL... StiCk iT iN j0R aSS...
ThAT waY itZ eASy TO COncEaL.. AnD iF s0mE piGz d0 A fuLL boDy CaVItY SeaRch
wELL FuXiNG SHiT oN ThEm WHeN ThEy TrY to StiCk ThEiR finGeR uP j0r aSS.
HoPeFuLLy j0r PeNciL GeTz miXeD wiTH thE shIT anD thEy DonT knoW j00 hAvE iT.

7. SeND j0r ErASeR iN ThE maIL t00 SoMEOnE liKE sLUT BiaTcH cARoLYn mEIneL oR
ThE FlAminG quEEr HiLLbILlY BROnC bUStAH aNd SaY 'ThiS iS a WarniNG.. j00
Fux0R wITh mE anD j00 wiLL GeT a WhoLJE pENcIL uP j0R aSs!@#' WaRniNG th0 iF
THeY MiGHt EnjOY iT....

8. PiSS oN j0r PeNCiL aND leT sOMEOne ElSe boRRoW iT.. THey WiLL bE uSiNG a
pEnCiL THaT smeLLZ liKe pISS!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#

9. GeT a buNcH oF sHArP peNCiLz aND GluE THeM t0 ThE gRouND aND TheN thR0w
SOmeONE oN iT AnD imPalE TheM wiTH j0R pEnCilZ!@#!@#!@#!@

10. ThrOW thEM aT PeOPLE ANd uHm.. yEaH. iT wiLL sUx0r F0r THeM..

WeLL n0w j00 FuX0rZ.. g0 BuY SOMe PEnCiLz AnD kILl!@#!@#!@ wE ReCommNeD
#2 PEnCilZ FoR uLtiMATe Bl00D sHEd!@#


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┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼ LaMurZ oF dA YeaR aWaRdZ ┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼

oKaY s0 JeWz aRe prOBaBLY liKE... wHOZ Th3 LaMEsT pEOplE thAt ExSIsT!@#? wEL
weZ GOnnA TeLL j00 anD whY!@#!@#

LaMUr #1 - CaRolYn MeINeL... sHEz dA biGgeSt LamUr.. ShE sHOULdA kEpT hEr
daY joB aS a CuM RaG buT n000 ShE THOuGHt sHE coulD haX0r!@#!@# h0h0h0h0.
LoOk FoR dA Hax0R br0thErZ t00 TaRe DiZ bIaTcH uP iN thE fuTurE.... wE wILL
bE aT dEfCoN... aND j00 WiLL sEE CaROlYn MeINeL ToRtUReD.. Hax0r Br0TheR
StyLe BAybEE!@#!@# YeaH biATcH thiZ iS a ThrEAT!@#!@# j0R GOiNG d0WN wh0RE!@#

LaMUr #2 - BrOnC (buSTaH nuT, BuStEreLLa) BuSTeR... LeTz FaCe iT.. HiCKZ aND
ComPUtErZ doNtT MiX.. THiS moTheRfUCkeR CaNT EveN pEE aCHE eFF a GrEEN BoX!@
aLL ThaT hE kNoWz Iz THaT hiZ NuT SaCK iS GoiNG STraIGht t00 C:/dev/nULL
hh0h0h0!@#!@#!@#

LaMUr #3 - So1o... ThiZ LiL kiD nEeDZ a BRiCk iN tHE hEaD!@# hE haS bEEn
FuCKeD iN ThE aSS bY nOT oNLy HiS jAiL mAtE bUBBa... BuT aLSo BroNC busTaH
aND MeinEL(yEZ shE haS a PEniZ). CaNT hE GeT aIDz AlREAdy1@#!@#!@#

LamUr #4 - ThE MeNToR... WhAt A fuCKinG gEEk.. oUR MaNIFeSto ShALL rEpLaCE
ThaT SluTz...

LaMur #5 - EmMAnueL GOldStEIN - goDdMAN!@#!@# THiZ moThERfUCkeR jUST KEepZ
hAx0RinG peOPELZ anAL CaVItYz... pLeaSe SomeONE in THe nEW yORk ArEa.. TakE
HiZ LiFe... oR cuT oF hiS pEniZ... oR SOmETGHinG.. I heaRD buTT plUGz aRe
SoLD OuT iN nEW j0RK cUz PeoPEL aRe aFraID oF hiM GaININ rOOt ANd PeNEtRAtinG
THEir bUnGhoLEz!@#!@#


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┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼ hax0RiNG wiTH j0r PeNiZ ┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼

OKaY n0w j00 NeeD oNe ThinG... JeW neED A panIZ... iF j0r a GuY.. wE AsSUMe
j00 HavE a pEniZ (BroNC busTer, sO10, aND EmaMNeuL eXCludEd) iF joR a GiRL
ThEn FinD a GuY wITh a PeNIZ anD cuT hiS pEnIS oFF wiTHa  PEnCIL anD j00
CAn YeWsE iT!@#

n0w THiS IS The StEP Be sTeP waYZ t0 GaIN rEwT oN a MIcRosOFt UniX USinG
jeWr pEniZ@##@#

1. TaKE joR pEniS anD JiZZ iN thE dISk DriVe... mOsT coMPuTeRZ liKE ThiZ aNd
wiLL dO shIT fOR yEw beTTeR iF u JiZz iN thEm.

2. FiND thE owNEr OF thE ComPutEr And StiCk j0r pEniS in TheIR moUTh.. TeLL
ThEm ThaT THeIR cOMpuTeR liKEz j00 AlreaDY cUz U jiZmeD oN iT anD ThaT jEw
WiLL dRoWN THeM IN cUM iF thEY doNT GIvE j00 THeiR PaSSwORd. iF THeY GivE
j00 THeiR paSSworD thEN j0r iN.. jEW caN noW hAx0R ThE jiZZ ComPUTeR!@#

3. IF thEy d0 NoT giVe j00 THe PAsSwoRD thEM pUMp LoaD aftEr lOAd iNt0 THiEr
moUTheZ... PIsS iF j00 HaVE t00. BuT dR0wN thEM.. ThEN CuT oUT thEir
SphiNCterZ aNd ReWt THeM wiTH a PEncIL... ThiS shoULD gEt tHEm t00 GivE j0
ThEir PassWorDz...

4. JiZz oN thEir EyeZ... ThiS buRNz... s0 TheYz WiLL g0 BLiND aND SHIZniTcH
aND TheN tELL tHEM j0r GOnnA jiZZ oN thEir CompuTeR soMe moRE!#!@#!@#

5. TaKE j0R peNIZ anD fuCKiNG diCK smaCK ThEM!#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#@!#

ANyWaYZ oNE oF thESe SHoulD gEt j00 ThE paSSWoRD.. ThEN j00 HAvE jusT haX0red
TheiR coMputEr uSing j0r PenIZ!#!@#!@#!@# EliTE n0?!#?


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yeaH biaTchEz!@#!@#!@#!@#!@# FuCk aLL THaT anTi-SpaM shIT!@#!@# FuCKiNG
CyBerProMO waS thE maN!@#!@#!@ TaKE IT fRom Uz... iF j00 DoNT spAM.. ThEN j0R
noT a ReaL hAx0r!@#

n0w ThiZ iS ThE DeaL... LeTz sEE wH0 CaN spAM bRonC busTeRz wWwBaoRD tHE mosT
!@#!@#!@# iT iS LocATeD aT www.showdown.org/www. wE waNTz peoPLE to SpaM iT
mAd CyCO!@#!@#!@# aND whEN j00 DeW maIL [e-mail] or [e-mail]
RigHT aFteR WOrDz s0 wE CaN sEE iTz. wE wILLL mEnTioN a NeW plAcE t0 SpAm
EaCh iSSUe oF haX0r bR0tHErZ... buT iF w3 RuN ouT oF idEaS oF pLaCeZ to SPaM
ThEN jUSt keEP spaMMinG thaT hILLbiLLy.. ThiZ iS n0T a JOkZeR!@#@ SpAM THe
moTheRfux0r!@#

oKaY heRe iZ hOW j00 d0 iT.. fiLL ouT thE ShiZNiTcH CaLL bROnC a LAMur..
ThEn j00 HiT sEnD oVeR aND ovEra nD OVeR anD oVeR foR liKE HMmMmMmz0rz..
AboUT 60 miNz.. FilL uP thAT boaRD biG tiME... SpaM thE motHErFuCKEr. LonG
liVe SpaM!@#!@# iF j00 TaKE sCrEEn ShoTz oF hiZ SPaMeEDz0ReD paGE We WiLL
pUTz TheM uP oN ouR paGe... AnYWayZ eNOugH wiTH aLL thIZ.. j00 hAVe  j0b
t0 d0!@## SpaM aWay mothErFux0Rz!@!#!@#!@#!@#!#@!@#!@#


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┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼  nEwZ jEwZ CaN uSE  ┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼


ApRiL 1, 1998 - ThE haX0r BrOTheRz BAck FrOM RusSIa!@#!@# b0w D0wN aND CaLL
uZ DaDDY!@

ApRIL 3, 1998 - Hax0R br0TheRZ haCKz0r The PEnTaGOn.GOV.mIL aND FraME QueEr
b0y ANaL-IzEr!@#

ApRIL 5, 1998 - NeWz repORtZ THaT gErBiLz wILL sOOn bE GoiNG eXtinCt... ThEY
BlaME thiZ oN OnE WomAN liVinG in nEw mExiCO... ShE iZ oN ThE rUN aND dONT
bE FeWLd.. ShE loKz LiKE dILbeRT buT thiS iS mENIeL!@#!@# BlaCK HaT ENeMY
#1 !@#!@#!@#!@#!@#

ApRiL 10, 1998 - JP oF aNTioNline GaVe biRtH t00 A leSbiAn.. JP aS maNY oF
j00 KnoW iZ a ShE-MaLe anD hiZ LiL GIrL CaME oUt AnD woULD noT rEleASe jPz
CLiT!@!@# dOcTorZ SaY shE wILL gr0W uP tO bE a DyKe aND CaroLYn mEINel looK
aLIkE.

ApRIL 13, 1998 - LorD soMEr SiGnZ aGrEEmENT t0 DiSTrIBuTe KiDdIe poRn oN hiZ
SiTe iN eXcHaNgE FoR OlD saMpleZ oF eLViS FeCeS!!@#

aPrIL 16, 1998 - MoDiFy DisCOVeRd aS thE owNEr OF sCh00lGirLz-R-uZ.CoM..
hax0R eVErYwhErE rUSH t00 hIM t0 GeT PiCtuRez oF ChiCkZ wITH jiZZ oN thEIr
FaCe!#!@#!@#

ApRiL 20, 1998 - GoVeRnmEnT dEClaReZ ThaT aLL pENII (PLuRaL oF peNIZ) muSt
bE KepT UnDeR heAvY sURvaLInCe s0 aS n0t t00 bE uSeD t0 Hax0r CompUTeRZ.

apRIL 25, 1998 - AnoTHeR fAILeD aTTeMPT aT aSSaSsiNATinG mETaLLiCa... DaMN IT
SomeONE fuCKiNG KiLL ThoSe BasTardZ aLReaDy!@#!@#!@#!@#

ApRIL 28, 1998 - CliNToN CaUGht GeTtInG a BLoW joB bY wHIte HOusE iNterN LiSa
MaRiE pReSlEY... WheN QueStiONeD hE hAD tW0 ComMEntZ "HiLLaRY iZ a dYkE" aND
"CaRoLyN mEInEL RAisED HeR prICeS"

WeLL thErE jEw haVE iT!#!#!@# ThaTz THe neWz!@#!@# fuX0riNG LamURz!@#


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KryStaLiA - THiZ biZniTcH r0x s0x!@#!@#!@# b0w d0wN!@#
mODiFY - GeMMe j0r pOrN!@#
jWiT - uNF uNF diCKSmaCK!@#
se7en - miCKeY moUSe IS GoNNa GeT ch00@#!@#
RaDiUm - h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0 GeRbiL bo0o0o0y!@#
sIk0 - I waNT a VaCuUM!@#!@#
ACiDaNGeL - WheNz ThE nEw VeRSioN OF UPj0rZ ComING ouT?!@#
so1o - wE JuST waNT to SaY ThaT buBba sENdZ j00 MuCH LuBBin!@
MenTor - ThaNKz FoR GiViNG uZ sOMEthING t0 WiPe OuR aSs oN!@#
toiLeT boWLZ - ThaNKZ foR giviNG uS sOMEwhErE to ShiT!!@#

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