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  1. windows-nt.elc
  2.  
  3. BTW anybody got the source for "windows-nt.elc" already? ;-)
  4. is this what you're missing?
  5.  
  6. Take a look at this. Straight from MicroSoft ;-)
  7. Note: The ^H in the program means "BACKSPACE"...
  8.  
  9. /*
  10.                         TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
  11.                         Project:          Chicago(tm)
  12.  
  13.   Projected release-date:
  14.  
  15.   Summer 1994^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995
  16.  
  17. */
  18.  
  19. #include <stdio.h>
  20. #include <dos.h>
  21. #include <conio.h>
  22. #include "win31.h"
  23. #include "evenmore.h"
  24. #include "oldstuff.h"
  25. #include "billrulz.h"
  26.  
  27.  
  28. /*
  29.   Reference:
  30.   Internal memo #99281-95 from:
  31.                         William H. Gates III
  32.                             to:
  33.                         Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
  34.  
  35.   William H. Gates III wrote:
  36.   "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
  37.    It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
  38.    _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.
  39.  
  40.  
  41.                                                 Carry on,
  42.                                                         God^H^H^HBill
  43.   "
  44. */
  45. #define INSTALL = HARD
  46.  
  47. void main()
  48. {
  49.         while(!CRASHED)
  50.         {
  51.                 display_copyright_message();
  52.                 display_bill_rules_message();
  53.                 do_nothing_loop();
  54.                 if(first_time_installation)
  55.                 {
  56.                         make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
  57.                         do_nothing_loop();
  58.                         totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
  59.                         search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
  60.                         hang_system();
  61.                 }
  62.                 write_something(anything);
  63.                 display_copyright_message();
  64.                 do_nothing_loop();
  65.                 do_some_stuff();
  66.                 if(still_not_crashed)
  67.                 {
  68.                         display_copyright_message();
  69.                         do_nothing_loop();
  70.                         basically_run_windows_3.1();
  71.                         do_nothing_loop();
  72.                         do_nothing_loop();
  73.                 }
  74.         }
  75.  
  76. /*
  77.   Reference:
  78.   Internal memo #99683-95 from:
  79.                         Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
  80.                             to:
  81.                         William H. Gates III
  82.  
  83.   Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
  84.   "Dear Sir,
  85.    Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement
  86.    will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code.
  87.    This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!
  88.  
  89.                         Thank you for listening to us,
  90.                             the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
  91.   "
  92. */
  93. /*
  94.         if(still_not_crashed)
  95.         {
  96.                 write_cheer();
  97.                 finished();
  98.         }
  99. */
  100.         create_general_protection_fault();
  101. } 
  102.