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Top Ten Signs President Clinton Is Angry
10. His pasty white thighs now have a dull red glow.
9. He actual talked back to Hillary
8. The gravy in his veins rushes to his head
7. For a change, shot are being fired from the White House
6. He's using the F-word like he's Madonna
5. He's so angry he can't even think about dating
4. Went to pet store, bought a newt, named it "Gingrich," barbecued it
3. He gives people on the White House Tour the finger
2. When pizza was late, he beat delivery boy to death with a Yoo-Hoo bottle
1. His '96 campaign slogan: "You can all bite me"
Letterman, Wednesday, January 10, 1996
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