home
***
CD-ROM
|
disk
|
FTP
|
other
***
search
/
Collection of Hack-Phreak Scene Programs
/
cleanhpvac.zip
/
cleanhpvac
/
TT1995.ZIP
/
TT1220.95
< prev
next >
Wrap
Text File
|
1996-01-20
|
786b
|
25 lines
TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD IN SANTA'S WORKSHOP
10. "Whose tiny fingers are these in the table saw?"
9. "The Keebler Elves? Yeah, making cookies...there's a tough gig"
8. "Hey Santa, it's Anna Nicole Smith on the phone for you"
7. "You know Rudolph's `naturally read nose'? Collagen injection"
6. "Uh-oh--looks like Fat Boy drank his lunch again"
5. "Shut down the assembly line for the `Central Park West' action figures"
4. "Which gifts should we plant at O.J.'s house?"
3. "Whew! Mia Farrow sure has a lot of kids!"
2. "Someday I'm gonna make it outta here, just like Ross Perot did"
1. "It may be jiggling like a bowl of jelly, but it ain't his tummy"
Letterman, Wednesday, December 20, 1995
) 1995 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved