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Top Ten Other Ann Landers Mistakes
10. Frequently refers to Mother Teresa as "that public relations machine"
9. three years ago gave bad advice to someone called "miserable at NBC"
8. Told "Scot-Free in Brentwood" to "play a lot of golf while pretending to
look for the real killers"
7. Advised the Menendez brothers to "confront" their parents
6. Eating huge pate of buffalo wings before bed
5. Advised "stuck with a snoring husband" to "suffocate the bastard"
4. Referred "depressed in Detroit" to Dr. Kevorkian
3. Told "Chubby in Washington" to chase those blues away by sending
troops to Bosnia
2. Misspelled the world Polack
1. The big spread in "Playboy"
Letterman, Friday, December 1, 19995
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