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1995-10-16
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TOP TEN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS PICKUP LINES
10. "COME TO THIS CONTINENT OFTEN?"
9. "HOW 'BOUT YOU AND ME TAKING A VOYAGE TO A MOTEL-6?"
8. "KISS ME, I'M SALTY!"
7. "IF ALL THREE OF YOU COME HOME WITH ME, I'LL NAME MY SHIPS
AFTER YOU"
6. "PLEASE, I'VE BEEN AT SEA FOR FIVE MONTHS, I BEG YOU!"
5. "CAN YOU HELP ME NAVIGATE MY WAY AROUND THAT
WONDERBRA?"
4. "HOW MANY GOLD DOUBLOONS FOR A LAP DANCE?"
3. "THAT'S NOT A COMPASS IN MY POCKET; I'M JUST GLAD TO SEE
YOU!"
2. "BABE AHOY!"
1. "I'VE GOT A SEA MONSTER IN MY PANTS!"
Letterman, Tuesday, October 10, 1995, Originally aired October 10, 1994
) 1995 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved