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TOP TEN OTHER O.J. DEFENSE RHYMES
10. Please, please let O.J. go -- he just bought a place in Mexico
9. Even if you think he did all this stuff, wasn't playing for the Bills
punishment enough?
8. O.J.'s too full of love to have dropped a bloody glove
7. DNA? Give me a break -- it's too small to see, for heaven's sake
6. The Bronco's idling right outside, so acquit the man and let him ride!
5. Make the right decision and stand tall, and you'll all go home with an
autographed football
4. If you must find O.J. guilty of a crime, try watching "Naked Gun 2"
sometime!
3. The real killer's a lady, by the name of Mrs. Brady! (Flo Henderson
bolts)
2. If the mood is right and I feel a spark, I wouldn't mind nailing Marcia
Clark
1. Evidence, shmevidence
Letterman, September 28, 1995
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