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1995-08-06
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TOP TEN SURPRISE REVELATIONS OF THE WHITEWATER HEARINGS
10. Confused Bill Clinton thought he was investing in White Castle
9. Democrats blaming death of Vince Foster on his sons Lyle and
Erik Foster
8. It turns out there is something more boring than the O.J. trial
7. Bill once made a sandwich with two donuts and a Gaines Burger
6. Sen. Packwood keeps asking if he can strip search Hillary
5. Clinton has already had the "your mommy is going to jail" talk
with Chelsea
4. To get more press, they're thinking of changing the name of the
hearings to Bubbagate
3. The shadowy figure at the center of the whole deal: Dick
Assman
2. Out of force of habit, Sen. Kennedy yelled out, "I'm not
guilty!"
1. Nobody gives a rat's ass about the whole thing
Letterman, Tuesday, July 25, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995