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1995-07-26
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TOP TEN SIGNS THERE ARE TOO MANY RATS IN NEW YORK CITY
10. On every other block there's a "Gap for rats"
9. Often caught trying to mate with the mayor's hairpiece
8. It's practically impossible to reserve a table at any really
filthy restaurant
7. One's producing the show
6. Average cab driver has at least three of them in his turban
5. Personals filled with ads like: "Furry four-legged male cheese
lover seeking mate"
4. Your dinner is being bussed away from your table -- and the
busboy is nowhere in sight!
3. Who cares -- let's take another look at that surfin' cat!
2. Al Sharpton seen wearing one on a gold chain around his neck
1. Roaches starting to complain
Letterman, Tuesday, July 4, 1995 - Originally broadcast 5/18/94
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995