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1995-07-04
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE ON A BAD CRUISE
10. Brochure boasts that ship was subject of a "60 Minutes" expose
9. You see the chef trying to knock pelicans out of the sky with
a Frisbee
8. Captain refuses to make a move without first consulting Tennille
7. The late Don Ameche keeps turning up in the swimming pool
6. Kathie Lee never stops throwing up
5. Captain has a dead albatross hanging from his neck
4. It's the Scott O'Grady theme cruise, and all they serve you is
bugs and rainwager
3. You keep walking in on Gavin MacLeod having sex in your cabin
2. Instead of the "Lido Deck", they've got the "Ito Deck"
1. Vessel's name: the S.S. Scurvy
Playout - "Sea Cruise" by Frankie Ford
Letterman, Wednesday, June 21, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995