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TOP TEN KINDERGARTENER PET PEEVES--As written and illustrated by
Miss Markey's kindergarten class at Pointer Ridge Elementary School in
Bowie, Md.
10. When I fall on concrete
9. When someone brings a big pig over to my house
8. A ball...when it hits me in the eye
7. When someone beats me up
6. When people spit
5. A dog
4. When I see a rock
3. When Jonathan pushes me down
2. When I itch everywhere
1. My mom
(Playout: "You Must Have Been A Beautiful Baby")
Letterman, Friday, June 16, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995