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1995-06-17
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TOP TEN BOB DOLE COMPLAINTS ABOUT HOLLYWOOD
10. Why pay seven bucks to see boozing and adultery when you can
watch Democrats for free?
9. No Academy Award for grouchiest Senator
8. Not enough Fonzie
7. In "Don Juan DeMarco," Marlon Brando shows way too much cleavage
6. Those "Baywatch" babes never seem to get it on with conservative
old coots
5. Why couldn't Gump shake hands with a Senate majority leader
instead of President Kennedy?
4. "Casper the Friendly Ghost"? More like "Casper the Bare-Ass
Naked Ghost"!
3. Gets sick to stomach watching Letterman at the concession stand
2. "Dumb and Dumber" was clearly propaganda for the Clinton/Gore
ticket
1. That creepy Richard Simmons
Letterman, Tuesday, June 6, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995