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TOP TEN JOEY BUTTAFUOCO'S SUMMER FUN TIPS
10. Go to swimsuit shop and grope the mannequins
9. When you pick up chicks at the beach, ask them up front not
to shoot your wife
8. Drop by Janet Reno's place with a pitcher of sangria; hope
for the best
7. Put a quart of tequila and a bag of Cheetos in a blender, and
thank me later!
6. Wear light, loose-fitting clothing when soliciting hookers
5. See how many dirty words you can make from the letters in your
last name
4. Jump White House fence and offer Hillary 50 bucks for a lap dance
3. Show off tan line from the handcuffs
2. Travel around the country making an ass out of yourself
1. Try to nail anything that moves
Letterman, Friday, May 26, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995