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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR LIFEGUARD IS NUTS
10. Instead of a whistle, uses a tuba
9. Can't say the word "buoy" without laughing hysterically
8. You see him stuffing his trunks with jellyfish
7. Sits with back to the ocean
6. Just married a C.P.R. dummy
5. The gold crown and the flowing velvet cape
4. Sees a guy drowning and says, "Sorry, pal -- I just ate
lunch, so I've got to wait half an hour"
3. Breakfast, lunch and dinner -- chlorine
2. She keeps breaking into David Hasselhoff's house
1. He's wearing nothing but a whistle
Letterman, Monday, March 27, 1995, Originally broadcast 6/27/94
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995