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1995-02-08
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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT PRESIDENT CLINTON'S 30TH HIGH
SCHOOL REUNION
10. "More Whitewater punch, Mr. President?"
9. "President Clinton rubbed up against me. How much do you
think I could sue for?"
8. "Howsabout lowering taxes for your old gym class buddy?"
7. "So I suggested to the student council: Screw bake sales!
Let's just tax the bastards!"
6. "Bill, do you plan to move back to Arkansas in 1996?"
5. "Screw the deficit -- time to mambo!"
4. "Well Mr. Bully isn't so tough now that I control nuclear
weapons, is he?"
3. "Anybody have any idea what the hell Reagan's doing here?"
2. "Hey, Lard Ass. How's that health care crap going?"
1. "Run for your lives! He's got the saxophone!"
Playout - "Smokin' In The Boys' Room"
Letterman, Thursday, January 26, 1995, Originally broadcast Sept 25, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995