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1995-01-31
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR LOCAL TV WEATHERMAN IS NUTS
10. Every night, his forecast is: "It's raining men, hallelujah!"
9. Often asks anchorwoman to switch clothes with him
8. Uses expensive radar equipment to track Michelle Pfeiffer
7. "Satellite photos" look suspiciously like Polaroids of a desk
globe
6. Appears to have the first spring robin in his mouth
5. Seen checking into a Motel 6 with a half-inflated weather balloon
4. Every night he says, "Lordy mama, it's gonna rain root beer
tomorrow!"
3. The symbol on his weather map for an arctic cold front is a
snowman giving the finger
2. Looks a lot like this pinhead
1. He's got a tropical storm in his pants
Playout - "I've Gotta Be Me,"
Letterman, Tuesday, January 24, 1995, Originally broadcast 10/3/94