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TOP TEN DALLAS COWBOY EXCUSES
10. Afraid to play in Super Bowl against anyone but the Bills
9. Distracted by delicious smell of barbecue coming from John
Madden's announce booth
8. Trying to make one of Marv Albert's blooper reels
7. Our friends on New York Jets convinced us: "Winning's no big
deal"
6. Worried sick about Letterman botching the Academy Awards
5. Those big guys on other team kept trying to knock us down
4. Who needs all the pressure of a Super Bowl? Not us, Lonnie!
3. Felt weird after eating bloody clams
2. What a time to notice -- them cheerleader outfits is skimpy!
1. Tired of going to Disneyland
Playout - "I'm a Loser"
Letterman, Tuesday, January 17, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1995