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SIGNS YOU'RE NOT A GOOD COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF
10. THE ONLY TIME YOU SEE PEOPLE IN UNIFORM IS WHEN YOU GO TO
MCDONALD'S
9. INSTEAD OF "HAIL TO THE CHIEF" THE MARINE BAND PLAYS YOU
ON WITH "POP GOES THE WEASEL"
8. A GUY STEPS ON YOUR TOE IN AN ELEVATOR AND YOU BREAK
DOWN AND TELL HIM OUR NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES
7. AT YOUR FAVORITE CHINESE RESTAURANT THEY NAME A DISH
AFTER YOU: LAME DUCK
6. YOUR SECRET SERVICE CODE NAME IS "DRAFT DODGING
HILLBILLY"
5. YOU THINK AN M-16 IS A BUS ROUTE
4. WHENEVER THERE'S A 21-GUN SALUTE, YOU DIVE TO THE
GROUND AND WHIMPER LIKE A TERRIFIED PUPPY
3. INSTEAD OF CALLING YOU "MR. PRESIDENT," PEOPLE CALL YOU
"CAP'N BONEHEAD"
2. YOU'RE BETTER WITH FRITOS THAN VETOES
1. YOU TAKE ORDERS FROM YOUR WIFE
Letterman, Tuesday November 24, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994