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TOP TEN WAYS MICHAEL JACKSON CELEBRATED HIS 36TH BIRTHDAY
10. Plays pin-the-nose on the donkey
9. Enjoyed big steak dinner cooked by Lisa Marie, drank beer and watched
JJJJJwrestling till he fell asleep
8. Received novelty drinking mug that says "World's Greatest Reclusive
JJJJJFreak."
7. A champagne celebration with his wife, the monkey and that super-short
JJJJJguy
6. Doing what he always does--acting really weird
5. Goes 0-4 against the Tidewater Mets (Oh, sorry, that's Michael Jordan)
4. Inhaled helium from party balloons to make his voice higher
3. Found Tito stealing tomatoes from his vegetable garden; chased him with
JJJJJa rake
2. Turned Liz loose on the leftover birthday cake
1. Two words: grabbing himself
Letterman, Thursday, September 1, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994