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November 16, 1993
Top Ten Reasons Puerto Rico Does Not Want To Become A State
10. Pennsylvania's already "The Keystone State", and if you can't be "The
Keystone State", what's the point?
9. Too disruptive to be towed by tug boat and welded on to Texas
8. Don't want to have to pay Clinton's Pina Colada tax
7. U.S. Teams keep getting ass kicked by Canadian teams in World Series
6. As a state it would attract more visits from Ross Perot
5. Alaska became a state, and look what happened -- it's freezing there!
4. To avoid spoiling U.S. flag, they'd have to share a star with New Jersey
3. That "Ready to Rumble" guy is just too annoying
2. Might have to sit next to Packwood in the Senate
1. Two words: Lorena Bobbitt